"Why did the girl fall off the swing?" Ricky Gervais' DINNER PARTY JOKE | Science | Universal Comedy

21 okt. 2020
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NOT THAT JOKE RICKY!!!!!
Is this the most inappropriate joke you could possibly say at a dinner party?
Serial Golden Globes presenter and The Star and Creator of The Office, Extras, Life's Too Short, Derek and After Life Ricky Gervais talks going too far with a joke at a dinner party.
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  • how to grow upp plss english man???

    ChexsumChexsum2 dagen geleden
  • This is classic Ricky !

    Robbie OmahonyRobbie Omahony3 dagen geleden
  • I'm wondering if Ricky Gervais is trolling drinking that Foster's. I seriously don't know anybody that actually drinks that lol...

    Jacob McCainJacob McCain11 dagen geleden
  • America loves your unapologetic comedy!!! Trust me!!!

    Danny PopeDanny Pope12 dagen geleden
  • well I guess you could say, "he pulled that joke out with one arm"

    Gautam NagGautam Nag17 dagen geleden
  • The thin sweets dolly own because cocoa pathomorphologically match on a torpid felony. dead, chivalrous slipper

    Dorothy MilesDorothy Miles17 dagen geleden
  • British humour is something I can't comprehend

    shivanshshivansh17 dagen geleden
  • Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get up? She had no legs. Why didnt anyone help her? She had no friends.

    Patrick MoloneyPatrick Moloney19 dagen geleden
  • He's so cutting at times you lol at his jokes when you feel you shouldn't it's hard to believe the same guy made DEREK and the brilliant AFTER LIFE which is one of my favourite shows ever

    mark jeffersmark jeffers20 dagen geleden
  • Ricky Gervais is terrible! And I love him!

    Karen GilchristKaren Gilchrist22 dagen geleden
  • Could be an episode of curb

    mayotraxmayotrax22 dagen geleden
  • Perfectly brutal. Hahahah hahahah

    Max AmanMax Aman27 dagen geleden
  • I love the way he tells jokes! Some should be left alone. That was pretty sick. He would think twice having a daughter!

    Aaron WilliamsonAaron WilliamsonMaand geleden
    • My thoughts as well....no didn't like that at all. He may have turned into a perv, always talking about pervs are the ones. Just saying aaaaaa!!!!!

      Debra oliver ArnoldDebra oliver Arnold26 dagen geleden
    • Should be left alone? Do you know the most dangerous place for a child? The family home. Do you who the perp is most likely to be? Her family. Now THATS not funny. But its real.

      Grunthos The FlatulentGrunthos The Flatulent29 dagen geleden
  • Trainspotters are too deep. Look at the electric cables above trams and trains. Look at a cut power lead and nail as a power fuse You see they all go too deep in their thinking, don't they(?).

    Robert PembrokeRobert PembrokeMaand geleden
  • She lost grip on her U Bolt. That was told by a childhood associate of mine when i was about 13 years old. He and a friend later climbed a power pole for a view and were both electrocuted. They would have died if they had not been wearing rubber thongs. Earliér in life i electrocuted myself accidently because an associate told me that i could adjust temperature on an aquarium heater. I learned that day that electrocution is painless. I think that is why they no longer execute prisoners with the electric chair. Electrocution is strangely absent from the euthanisation text 'Final Exit'. I suppose they don't wish people to know. It's like paediatrics. Paediatricians have to know how to birth a baby and how to practice abortion. No two ways about it;) You're all stuck with that lot:)

    Robert PembrokeRobert PembrokeMaand geleden
  • Repulsive.

    ClementineClementineMaand geleden
    • Cease your offendedness

      H.DilkH.DilkMaand geleden
  • That joke had legs

    ZarkowZarkow2 maanden geleden
  • Oh nooooooo!!!!!! That joke was just oh god nooo, why did I laugh 😂😂

    Brix CerBrix Cer2 maanden geleden
    • 'Cause it's funny?

      Baba SemkaBaba SemkaMaand geleden
  • She had Cov1d. 😂😂😂

    ofarkofark2 maanden geleden
  • 1:55 The 6 year old girl with a stranger and turned on father is way out of line. And those whos laughing are bunch of sick people thinking that is funny. I stop watching Ricky since this.

    Min BajunidMin Bajunid2 maanden geleden
    • The ones laughing have something called a "sense of humor"

      JTxXPHANTOMXxJTxXPHANTOMXxMaand geleden
    • You special snowflake. How am I supposed to cope with my life after such important revelation?!? I lost my sleep!

      Baba SemkaBaba SemkaMaand geleden
    • Grow up

      fortylove68fortylove682 maanden geleden
  • Last words of Robin Williams: “Nan Noose Nan noose”

    Rim ShotRim Shot2 maanden geleden
  • The oldest joke in the world!

    Steven HodgesSteven Hodges2 maanden geleden
  • They must be sending all the boring brits to Australia because they're gag free, once they get here.

    HotwireHotwire2 maanden geleden
    • @Hotwire a massive open corral

      H.DilkH.DilkMaand geleden
    • @Tony Tye We put them in Western Australia these days. It's like a holding corral but they don't suspect it.

      HotwireHotwireMaand geleden
    • Used to be convicts but we ran out.

      Tony TyeTony TyeMaand geleden
  • My little daughter has no arms. You, sir, are sick.

    BeethovenCzernyLeshchetizkyNikolaev Liberman MeBeethovenCzernyLeshchetizkyNikolaev Liberman Me2 maanden geleden
    • Give her a high five for me.

      JTxXPHANTOMXxJTxXPHANTOMXxMaand geleden
    • Imagine thinking everything revolves around you and your feelings, you special snowflake.

      Baba SemkaBaba SemkaMaand geleden
  • My Children, You must love yourself my Son on Palm Sunday. We must part the Red Sea if we are to follow the path to Broke Back Mountain. Give of yourself what you would have given to you on Krakatoa. Caress the palm against the donkey's bottom on the steep climb to Fukatani Volcano on White Mountain. Nestle your fingers in the Earth Mother's Tiki bosum. Push away the bloody shield. Stop the sabre rattling and churn your noble gaze towards Hyatucky Comet as the Sun rises over Fukashima Reactor. Amen:)

    Robert PembrokeRobert Pembroke2 maanden geleden
    • I'm just confused 😂

      H.DilkH.DilkMaand geleden
  • Why did the girl fall off the swing Ask members of irish parliament they have some experience with this

    HAMILTONHAMILTON2 maanden geleden
  • That joke was made for you and you delivered it perfect

    just a fucking crackheadjust a fucking crackhead2 maanden geleden
  • Golden.

    Crazy JCrazy J2 maanden geleden
  • Well make something up!!! 😂

    Dirty JamesDirty James2 maanden geleden
  • OMG ! ha ha sorta

    FurryFaceFurryFace2 maanden geleden
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Not the little girl.

    Peter H.Peter H.2 maanden geleden
    • You my friend just won the internet!

      MALMAL20 uur geleden
    • Lmfao

      Jared BasicJared Basic2 maanden geleden
  • Rockies one of the most intelligent comics out there but he's not as funny as he thinks he is he laughs more at his own jokes than his audience like he's trying to convince them that he's really really funny

    Michael HarrisonMichael Harrison2 maanden geleden
    • Rickies* 👍 (I couldn't help myself)

      H.DilkH.DilkMaand geleden
  • I fucken love that joke.

    godisbollocksgodisbollocks2 maanden geleden
  • It was an 'armless joke, but not the armless joke.

    mustafa1namemustafa1name2 maanden geleden
  • I know the girl in the swing joke but the ending used over here is...she got shot in the head...still makes me laugh!

    Annette ParentAnnette Parent2 maanden geleden
  • Such a forced laugh.

    exactinmidget92exactinmidget922 maanden geleden
  • Ur me whir

    aola wiliaola wili2 maanden geleden
  • Top Stuff!

    RODSRODS2 maanden geleden
  • you gonna lose some fans with that cre no that is just stupid out of touch there

    Sharon DALTONSharon DALTON2 maanden geleden
    • I don't think he has many Karens in his fanbase, anyway.

      Steel StringSteel String17 dagen geleden
  • Ur me whir

    hoiy vinosahoiy vinosa2 maanden geleden
    • The deep state wants to buy Google. What should i do?

      aola wiliaola wili2 maanden geleden
  • Wow! This joke is at least thirty years old! Even I would be embarrassed to tell this joke because it’s so old,, I think the audience laughed out of politeness.😂

    liddy paulliddy paul2 maanden geleden
    • @James Smedley It’s lazy telling old jokes, and I have seen a laziness creeping into Gervais work. The joke is also about a young girl being sexually molested and her own Father getting off on it. If your going to shock, then at least make it current and of your own observation. Thirty years ago this joke was funny to us as twelve year boys. Comedy is not about telling old jokes and hoping to get away with it because the odd idiot hasn’t heard it, real comedy is about invention and originality. Gervais was conscious it was an old joke and lazy,,, if you listen to him relating the joke, he rushes it, and leaves a lot of detail out, he’s aware that he needs to tell it quickly because the audience will recognise it. You won’t pick up on these nuances but I will suggest you buy Russ Abbots greatest hits,,,,,,you’ll fucking love it!

      liddy paulliddy paul2 maanden geleden
    • @liddy paul thereby trying to suggest the joke wasn't worth telling? I don't think anyone that hadn't heard it before cares how old it is

      James SmedleyJames Smedley2 maanden geleden
    • @James Smedley No I’m saying he’s using a thirty year old joke! Is that so hard to understand?

      liddy paulliddy paul2 maanden geleden
    • @liddy paul I don't see what point you're trying to make? You have a higher calibre of humour than someone who's made tens of millions of pounds out of being funny?

      James SmedleyJames Smedley2 maanden geleden
    • @itomba It wasn’t much of a lesson, and there wasn’t a lot of history but thanks anyway!👍

      liddy paulliddy paul2 maanden geleden
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    bilishu alissbilishu aliss3 maanden geleden
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    Sam CoupéSam Coupé3 maanden geleden
    • Stolen Jim Davidson joke

      hoiy vinosahoiy vinosa2 maanden geleden
  • The girl didn't fall off the swing, she was pushed....CDH

    Carolyn & Colin HogarthCarolyn & Colin Hogarth3 maanden geleden
  • Do a show based on this: I do not believe in RACE theory at All.....It is a non existent logic of any kind as they are basing that theory on inefficient Scientific Evidence back in the 1700's. Why does that Truth bother people? When you speak of biological characteristics, you are basing them on individual DNA coding that changes every generation. And Scientists know that today, but God forbid you should talk about it. A experiment gone bad...from the 1700's. It shows Science that is Pseudo Science is not me, but the 1700's Scientists....False Science. CDH

    Carolyn & Colin HogarthCarolyn & Colin Hogarth3 maanden geleden
  • What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

    chris monkschris monks3 maanden geleden
    • Socks and mittens

      GabrielGabriel2 maanden geleden
    • Unconditional love from his auntie gobble lotts

      Baron BullshysterBaron Bullshyster2 maanden geleden
    • What did the little boy with no arms and legs who also had cancer get for christmas? Aids.

      Useless HumansUseless Humans2 maanden geleden
    • @Owain Roberts 'but cancer works to' 😂

      chris monkschris monks2 maanden geleden
    • I thought it was going to be that he didnt know because he cant open the packaging because he had no arms but cancer works too

      Owain RobertsOwain Roberts2 maanden geleden
  • i audibly gasped, idk what i expected but it wasnt that lmao

    Tara AleknavageTara Aleknavage3 maanden geleden
  • Absolute LEGEND!

    Grey FriarGrey Friar3 maanden geleden
  • Good the friend stopped him RIGHT AFTER the punchline...

    I don't thinkI don't think3 maanden geleden
  • I love the way Ricky pronounces party..

    SydneytowngirlSydneytowngirl3 maanden geleden
    • @Grunthos The Flatulent that's my kind of woman.

      ??????5 dagen geleden
    • "pahh euh"

      draydin bardondraydin bardon22 dagen geleden
    • You're easily pleased.

      Grunthos The FlatulentGrunthos The Flatulent2 maanden geleden
  • Thanks AGAIN. YLOR. GANG

    DOUGIE FRESH 007DOUGIE FRESH 0073 maanden geleden
  • #dougiefresh007

    DOUGIE FRESH 007DOUGIE FRESH 0073 maanden geleden
  • #gungang

    DOUGIE FRESH 007DOUGIE FRESH 0073 maanden geleden
  • The deep state wants to buy Google. What should i do?

    DOUGIE FRESH 007DOUGIE FRESH 0073 maanden geleden
    • Deep fried state?

      Grunthos The FlatulentGrunthos The Flatulent2 maanden geleden
  • Vote red.

    DOUGIE FRESH 007DOUGIE FRESH 0073 maanden geleden
    • Heck yeah. Trump 2020!!! KAG.

      ThePunisherPlayzThePunisherPlayz2 maanden geleden
  • Wow a re upload

    CazStrikerCazStriker3 maanden geleden
  • Stolen Jim Davidson joke

    William KempWilliam Kemp3 maanden geleden
    • Imagine

      Baba SemkaBaba SemkaMaand geleden
  • Not that one!

    Gary PlummerGary Plummer3 maanden geleden
  • Should of been start the helicopter.

    The Magic PillsThe Magic Pills3 maanden geleden
  • This is why I don’t get along with Californians.

    Barn CrowBarn Crow3 maanden geleden
    • It was in reference to the get to know you part. I always open with comedy and it’s 99% missed by people here.

      Barn CrowBarn Crow2 maanden geleden
    • He didn't say anything about California in this video. Or did I just miss it?

      Ryno MinnieRyno Minnie3 maanden geleden
  • NOT THAT ONE Ded

    Lennaert HondelinkLennaert Hondelink3 maanden geleden
  • This is bloody hilarious 😅😂

    Séverin OfficialSéverin Official3 maanden geleden
  • I love how the friend didn't try and stop him halfway through the joke! 😂

    Platinum PatiencePlatinum Patience3 maanden geleden
    • 95 year old joker

      ChexsumChexsum2 dagen geleden
    • CoZ it didn’t happen, lol.

      DavidDavid13 dagen geleden
    • You know it’s not true right

      alexander breschialexander breschi2 maanden geleden
    • @Vink He just had to listen "Make somethinig up!" right?

      Roberto SuárezRoberto Suárez2 maanden geleden
    • He acted almost like the father in the same joke!

      soupfloodsoupflood2 maanden geleden
  • "Well make something up!"

    Matthew McCaulMatthew McCaul3 maanden geleden
  • The brits use humour to humiliate

    Sootz BitzSootz Bitz3 maanden geleden
  • Even I cringe but wish I could say humor like he does but I dont have the wit or balss like him lol

    Paul james McauleyPaul james Mcauley3 maanden geleden
  • Ricky‘s humor is like a water well in Africa. - Pretty dry 😅

    Jakob's JokesJakob's Jokes3 maanden geleden
    • @Yafet Kibrom way to MISS THE POINT. Seriously do actors applaud themselves after delivering a soliloquy? I'd like to go to one of his things and see everyone not laugh. He'd probably react like David Brent in The office.

      Grunthos The FlatulentGrunthos The Flatulent26 dagen geleden
    • @Grunthos The Flatulent but you feel it don't you. And it's not like he is laughing at his jokes alone in the theatre.

      Yafet KibromYafet Kibrom29 dagen geleden
    • @Yafet Kibrom have you tried tickling yourself? Its not the same as when someone else does it

      Grunthos The FlatulentGrunthos The Flatulent29 dagen geleden
    • @Lewis Lobster why is anyone anything?

      Grunthos The FlatulentGrunthos The Flatulent29 dagen geleden
    • @Grunthos The Flatulent well he is

      Ryan FarrellRyan FarrellMaand geleden
  • Ur me whir

    don llavesdon llaves3 maanden geleden
  • “Start the car” after that I knew it was going to be good😂

    Josh MaybeJosh Maybe3 maanden geleden
  • Oh great the same joke upload again

    Thomas BlakeThomas Blake3 maanden geleden
    • @TheHappyKamper Shroedingers cat huh 😂 hmmmm touche

      StarScream 777StarScream 7772 maanden geleden
    • @StarScream 777 My comment can't exist in only one version 🤣

      TheHappyKamperTheHappyKamper2 maanden geleden
    • @TheHappyKamper sorry you lose for editing .. that's automatic game over

      StarScream 777StarScream 7772 maanden geleden
    • @Thomas Blake You're the stupid one if you think that things like e-books should only ever exist in one single location.

      TheHappyKamperTheHappyKamper2 maanden geleden
    • @TheHappyKamper Are you stupid? You wouldn't upload the same Ebook multiple times encase people didn't see the first one because ITS STILL THERE.

      Thomas BlakeThomas Blake2 maanden geleden
  • I'm just here after watching the other video about Hitler

    Creative Jay - DBCreative Jay - DB3 maanden geleden
    • You're still reading between the lines.

      Shashank PatilShashank Patil28 dagen geleden
    • @Gautam Nag for all we know it could have been a video on Adolfs sister or his nephew. Who knows

      H.DilkH.DilkMaand geleden
    • Which one

      Gautam NagGautam Nag2 maanden geleden
    • lmao same

      Just A Holy DoggoJust A Holy Doggo2 maanden geleden
  • The dislikers of this video are exactly the kind of people Ricky works to trigger lol

    Romica BhatiaRomica Bhatia3 maanden geleden
    • Nah he doesn't want to trigger people, he doesn't care.

      CreeepsMindCreeepsMind3 maanden geleden
    • Yeah, those nine specific people🤣

      Jack TallonJack Tallon3 maanden geleden
    • One huuuuuuundred percent 😂😂

      Berry ChampionBerry Champion3 maanden geleden
  • Wow... Just wow.... What the fackk... Anyone else telling this and we wouldn't be seeing him in public anymore.

    Arkaprabha MajumdarArkaprabha Majumdar3 maanden geleden
    • Its all about context and setting. He set up the context and delivered the joke in the correct setting. Its the ones that don't do that that get themselves in trouble.

      NomadUniverseNomadUniverse3 maanden geleden
  • I absolutely would love to tell this joke, and absolutely lack the talent to deliver it without looking an absolute pervert.

    psydoodlepsydoodle3 maanden geleden
    • That is definitely the reason why I wouldn’t tell it

      Normanprice 88Normanprice 88Maand geleden
  • 701st!!

    The Corrupt CloneThe Corrupt Clone3 maanden geleden
  • I love Ricky. He is so funny ! British comedy is the best ! American culture is super racially sensitive and pc.

    Cameron BranfordCameron Branford3 maanden geleden
    • @Grunthos The Flatulent yea or just be Bill Burt

      Feco MátéFeco Máté2 maanden geleden
    • @Grunthos The Flatulent what?

      Feco MátéFeco Máté2 maanden geleden
    • @Feco Máté or a yellow person.

      Grunthos The FlatulentGrunthos The Flatulent2 maanden geleden
    • Personal computer? WTF

      Grunthos The FlatulentGrunthos The Flatulent2 maanden geleden
    • Also Bill Burr

      Feco MátéFeco Máté3 maanden geleden
  • 5th

    M25M253 maanden geleden
    • There aren’t even 5 comments

      ReubenReuben3 maanden geleden
  • Ok

    HelloHello3 maanden geleden
  • First!

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