What Rule Would Sean Lock Change In Football? | Universal Comedy

2 sep. 2020
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Who wouldn't want to hear Sir Alex Ferguson attempting to say the word PURPLE
The 8 out of 10 Cats Does Countdown captain Sean Lock talks football, bananas, piles and t*ts in this section from his Lockipedia special.
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  • Enough adds

    Bill KingstonBill Kingston24 dagen geleden
  • Losing my rag with how many adverts there is, but worse then that they are coming on halfway through a joke nothing worse then that I could put up with the adverts just to watch Sean lock but in the middle of a joke man is criminal

    Shane FoyShane FoyMaand geleden
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  • Too bad the T wasn't for testicles. He seemed to have more material on that. Somehow going "whole hog" meant replacing his hog with a hole, and now I can never not think of that when I hear that phrase.

    Bret TerryBret TerryMaand geleden
  • When he asked the 16 year old girl for a random letter i thought i would have some fun and i said F out loud. Cheeky bugger said F the unoriginal gollum

    RasEliRasEli2 maanden geleden
  • Try getting any Scot to say the phrase "Purple Burglar Alarm" it's hilarious

    JimiMacJimiMac3 maanden geleden
    • or ‘temporary buttresses’

      Malcom PorterMalcom Porter25 dagen geleden
  • I went for an X-ray and the nurse was really beautiful and so, I tried it on with her but she saw right through me.

    Mick ShannonMick Shannon3 maanden geleden
  • I can't believe you would set 3 ad breaks on a 10 minute video. Bit much really

    bertman 92bertman 923 maanden geleden
  • I want me a girl who looks at me like that girl looks at chris

    jag greenejag greene3 maanden geleden
    • me too mate, me too

      Beth FobbesterBeth Fobbester3 maanden geleden
  • I read the title and laughed... sean lock is insanely funny

    AmNeenjaAmNeenja3 maanden geleden
  • Like Americans trying to say murderer

    Hywel ThomasHywel Thomas3 maanden geleden
  • why are bananas curved? To fit with the peel

    jean-sebastien methotjean-sebastien methot3 maanden geleden
    • Why are peels curved?

      SirSir2 maanden geleden
  • Purpoh

    lucca ferlalucca ferla3 maanden geleden
  • I would of spelt it wrong like said Z for Zylophone

    THUNDER BIRD569THUNDER BIRD5694 maanden geleden
  • By the 7th minute of this video I experienced 4 unstoppable 20 second ads. NLworld is getting nearly fucking unwatchable on some channels with the amount of ads haha

    Craig GahanCraig Gahan4 maanden geleden
  • Definitely find him funnier on Cats Does Countdown, still kinda funny though.

    • This is a decent amount weaker than some of his other stand-up material. Purple Van Man is a good show, for instance!

      SleepingAgentSleepingAgent26 dagen geleden
  • www.thoughtco.com/map-of-tectonic-plates-and-their-boundaries-1441098 2157PM 8/9/20 ASK SEAN.... WHERE WAS THE QUAKE AND - WHICH PLATE SHUDDERED?

  • Ooo this really didn't get any better the longer I watched it 🙈 Noob move to keep watching

    André MorningAndré Morning4 maanden geleden
    • ?

      RobinRobin4 maanden geleden
  • Stick to the panel shows mate.

    Technology EnthusiastTechnology Enthusiast4 maanden geleden
  • nlworld.info/key/video/26ubhtWpiWegj4g

    Sam CoupéSam Coupé4 maanden geleden
  • Ironic to hear an Englishman claiming that Scots can't pronounce the word purple! :)

    Calum CarlyleCalum Carlyle4 maanden geleden
    • @Anglus Patria why would I try? My command of the English language is fine, unlike many, but again, so what? This started off with Sean Lock making the bizarre remark that Scottish people can't pronounce purple, and yet to do so, he demonstrates he can't even pronounce the letter "R" which is right in the middle of the word purple. Now we are somehow making ever more unsupportable comments about how I somehow am sipposedly unable to understand or use the English language, presumably on the basis of being Scottish? It seems like the humour, and the spirit, of this whole interaction has been lost along the way. Incidentally, Scottish people are exposed to English accents of all kinds on a daily basis since we are children. WE can understand the English just fine, which is why the patronising attitude of many English people failing to, or pretending to fail to, understand Scottish people is particularly unpleasant.

      Calum CarlyleCalum Carlyle3 maanden geleden
    • @Anglus Patria nobody's blaming them! :)

      Calum CarlyleCalum Carlyle3 maanden geleden
    • @Anglus Patria that's definitely an opinion. And such an amusing one, too. Sadly, the English seem unable to pronounce any English words correctly either, but again, not really their fault. The language itself is a bit of a hodge podge after all, rich vocabulary notwithstanding.

      Calum CarlyleCalum Carlyle3 maanden geleden
    • The word "purple" features in one of the most iconic Scottish songs of the twentieth century. nlworld.info/key/video/sm2ZjJ3SpHuamGs On the other hand, non-rhotic accents such as most English ones don't even pronounce the letter "R" clearly, which is an essential for words such as "purple".

      Calum CarlyleCalum Carlyle4 maanden geleden
    • @Calum Carlyle Not really

      Ziggy RoddisZiggy Roddis4 maanden geleden
  • I love how all the pages in the book are blank but he still goes through the motions of pretending to look things up

    Buckfast HeroBuckfast Hero4 maanden geleden
    • He's a bloody genius, the books only there for misdirection as he comes up with his next aray of jokes

      Tom RogersTom Rogers3 maanden geleden
    • hes buying himself time with that book I think..

    • @Reds_Turtle this is correct

      AHAH4 maanden geleden
    • I think he's giving himself time to come up with a joke by using the book for comedic effect while he's thinking. it's genius really

      Reds_TurtleReds_Turtle4 maanden geleden
    • @AH well yeah some of it is definitely improv but he's also like actually looking for bits in the book, he just has them memorised so he doesn't need to look at it the whole time.

      The Duchess of DoofusThe Duchess of Doofus4 maanden geleden
  • Futbol*. Thought we were gonna see Sean Locke actually make jokes about american football....

    codeman953codeman9534 maanden geleden
    • No offence meant to anyone here but... America is good at being backward in naming conventions, as well as when it comes to things like... Imperial vs metric, for example.

      Vincent Shayler-DayVincent Shayler-Day4 maanden geleden
    • @codeman953 why did you correct to futbol? Thats how the Spanish spell it

      Ethan IngramEthan Ingram4 maanden geleden
    • I wonder why the Americans decided to call their particular sport football. The game itself is 60 minutes but with all the breaks between plays it can run to 3 hours or more and during that time the ball is only kicked maybe 10 times; it is either carried in the hand or thrown by the hand 99% of the time. To call it football seems ridiculous.

      andy stokesandy stokes4 maanden geleden
    • When you say football in the UK it means FOOTBALL... why would he bring up American football to a British audience? 🤔 literally no one outside of America cares

      DJLiddleDJLiddle4 maanden geleden
    • @codeman953 I've just never heard of futbol. Is that Spanish maybe? Sean Locke is from the UK, so jokes about American football would be jokes about handegg.

      BurzumBurzum4 maanden geleden
  • Sean cracks me up but he slipped up on that banana joke :p

    AlexM Stokes93AlexM Stokes934 maanden geleden
  • This guy is jus the goat🐐

    Snoop PogSnoop Pog4 maanden geleden
  • It's true. We can't pronounce purple because we look at the way it's spelled and foolishly put an R in it.

    Currency SusanCurrency Susan4 maanden geleden
    • @DriveThru Exactly! Perhaps we're the victims of a cruel practical joke?

      Susan LeslieSusan Leslie4 maanden geleden
    • @Susan Leslie Yeah I don't get it haha, I pronounce it "per-pl" (Canadian accent) so unless language has been lying to me my entire life there is definitely an R sound there

      DriveThruDriveThru4 maanden geleden
    • @Mike In New Zealand we pronounce the r. Can't imagine how you could say it without an r! Pewple?

      Susan LeslieSusan Leslie4 maanden geleden
    • Why are you trying to pronounce the R? It's a modifier, it changes the sound of the preceding vowel. Do you also try to pronounce the E at the end of 'gate'?

      MikeMike4 maanden geleden
    • Facts

      IwannasNPE RotMGIwannasNPE RotMG4 maanden geleden
  • Sean is giving off the vibes of an unprepared teacher making it up on the spot after a long weekend.

    aleph nullaleph null4 maanden geleden
    • it’s sean lock, that is exactly what he is doing

      Cal CassidyCal Cassidy15 dagen geleden
    • I'm holding out for 420

      aleph nullaleph nullMaand geleden
    • Ha 69 likes 😂

      Why Am I Gae?Why Am I Gae?Maand geleden
    • I would love him to be my teacher. I don't care what, he would be great nevertheless.

      OLGA MOROZOVAOLGA MOROZOVA2 maanden geleden
  • Does he plant those people or is he acc that good lv

    TheNecromancer7TheNecromancer74 maanden geleden
    • Your shortened "words" for actually and live are very, let's just say, wrong. Type properly lol

      DriveThruDriveThru4 maanden geleden
    • No need to scripting it - Just watch some of the panel show appearances (Especially when sitting next to James Corden or Miles Jupp) and you'll see that he is good at making stuff funny on the fly :)

      KF2NationalKartcrgKF2NationalKartcrg4 maanden geleden
  • Your ads are excessive. Dislike for that.

    CarloCarlo4 maanden geleden
  • I'm watching because I'm 16 next month XD saw the thumbnail and clicked

    BuckyBarnes WinterSoldierBuckyBarnes WinterSoldier4 maanden geleden
  • To be honest, that wasn't a joke about banana's, so they've sunk his cruiser. Ship's and bananas and he doesn't go to the bananaboat song?

    Snoep AnimatieSnoep Animatie4 maanden geleden
  • Love Sean! Great comedian and leader on 8OO10CDCD

    TikachooTikachoo4 maanden geleden
  • i need her number tbh haha

    William SimpsonWilliam Simpson4 maanden geleden
    • The 16 y/o? How old are you?

      jonnnnniejjonnnnniej4 maanden geleden
  • Piles of what?

    Andrea AttardAndrea Attard4 maanden geleden
    • @Snoep Animatie piles of piles for miles

      AJBeetle1AJBeetle14 maanden geleden
    • Piles of piles.

      Snoep AnimatieSnoep Animatie4 maanden geleden
    • Piles = hemorrhoids.

      RoScFanRoScFan4 maanden geleden
  • Audience battleships is now my go-to game for family reunions.

    absolutenightmareabsolutenightmare4 maanden geleden
    • They sit in rows ?

      Steven LevitzkeSteven Levitzke4 maanden geleden
    • You are as funny as Sean then ?

      trikkke11trikkke114 maanden geleden
    • How big is your family? /s

      rhysperry111rhysperry1114 maanden geleden
  • he's a legend and this is the first comment

    Thor RohbockThor Rohbock4 maanden geleden
    • Yes you are, well done

      Daniel AdamsonDaniel Adamson4 maanden geleden