Who wouldn't want to hear Sir Alex Ferguson attempting to say the word PURPLE
The 8 out of 10 Cats Does Countdown captain Sean Lock talks football, bananas, piles and t*ts in this section from his Lockipedia special.
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Too bad the T wasn't for testicles. He seemed to have more material on that. Somehow going "whole hog" meant replacing his hog with a hole, and now I can never not think of that when I hear that phrase.
When he asked the 16 year old girl for a random letter i thought i would have some fun and i said F out loud. Cheeky bugger said F the unoriginal gollum
Try getting any Scot to say the phrase "Purple Burglar Alarm" it's hilarious
or ‘temporary buttresses’
I went for an X-ray and the nurse was really beautiful and so, I tried it on with her but she saw right through me.
I can't believe you would set 3 ad breaks on a 10 minute video. Bit much really
I want me a girl who looks at me like that girl looks at chris
me too mate, me too
I read the title and laughed... sean lock is insanely funny
Like Americans trying to say murderer
why are bananas curved? To fit with the peel
Why are peels curved?
Purpoh
I would of spelt it wrong like said Z for Zylophone
By the 7th minute of this video I experienced 4 unstoppable 20 second ads. NLworld is getting nearly fucking unwatchable on some channels with the amount of ads haha
Definitely find him funnier on Cats Does Countdown, still kinda funny though.
This is a decent amount weaker than some of his other stand-up material. Purple Van Man is a good show, for instance!
www.thoughtco.com/map-of-tectonic-plates-and-their-boundaries-1441098 2157PM 8/9/20 ASK SEAN.... WHERE WAS THE QUAKE AND - WHICH PLATE SHUDDERED?
Ooo this really didn't get any better the longer I watched it 🙈 Noob move to keep watching
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Stick to the panel shows mate.
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Ironic to hear an Englishman claiming that Scots can't pronounce the word purple! :)
@Anglus Patria why would I try? My command of the English language is fine, unlike many, but again, so what? This started off with Sean Lock making the bizarre remark that Scottish people can't pronounce purple, and yet to do so, he demonstrates he can't even pronounce the letter "R" which is right in the middle of the word purple. Now we are somehow making ever more unsupportable comments about how I somehow am sipposedly unable to understand or use the English language, presumably on the basis of being Scottish? It seems like the humour, and the spirit, of this whole interaction has been lost along the way. Incidentally, Scottish people are exposed to English accents of all kinds on a daily basis since we are children. WE can understand the English just fine, which is why the patronising attitude of many English people failing to, or pretending to fail to, understand Scottish people is particularly unpleasant.
@Anglus Patria nobody's blaming them! :)
@Anglus Patria that's definitely an opinion. And such an amusing one, too. Sadly, the English seem unable to pronounce any English words correctly either, but again, not really their fault. The language itself is a bit of a hodge podge after all, rich vocabulary notwithstanding.
The word "purple" features in one of the most iconic Scottish songs of the twentieth century. nlworld.info/key/video/sm2ZjJ3SpHuamGs On the other hand, non-rhotic accents such as most English ones don't even pronounce the letter "R" clearly, which is an essential for words such as "purple".
@Calum Carlyle Not really
I love how all the pages in the book are blank but he still goes through the motions of pretending to look things up
He's a bloody genius, the books only there for misdirection as he comes up with his next aray of jokes
hes buying himself time with that book I think..
@Reds_Turtle this is correct
I think he's giving himself time to come up with a joke by using the book for comedic effect while he's thinking. it's genius really
@AH well yeah some of it is definitely improv but he's also like actually looking for bits in the book, he just has them memorised so he doesn't need to look at it the whole time.
Futbol*. Thought we were gonna see Sean Locke actually make jokes about american football....
No offence meant to anyone here but... America is good at being backward in naming conventions, as well as when it comes to things like... Imperial vs metric, for example.
@codeman953 why did you correct to futbol? Thats how the Spanish spell it
I wonder why the Americans decided to call their particular sport football. The game itself is 60 minutes but with all the breaks between plays it can run to 3 hours or more and during that time the ball is only kicked maybe 10 times; it is either carried in the hand or thrown by the hand 99% of the time. To call it football seems ridiculous.
When you say football in the UK it means FOOTBALL... why would he bring up American football to a British audience? 🤔 literally no one outside of America cares
@codeman953 I've just never heard of futbol. Is that Spanish maybe? Sean Locke is from the UK, so jokes about American football would be jokes about handegg.
Sean cracks me up but he slipped up on that banana joke :p
This guy is jus the goat🐐
It's true. We can't pronounce purple because we look at the way it's spelled and foolishly put an R in it.
@DriveThru Exactly! Perhaps we're the victims of a cruel practical joke?
@Susan Leslie Yeah I don't get it haha, I pronounce it "per-pl" (Canadian accent) so unless language has been lying to me my entire life there is definitely an R sound there
@Mike In New Zealand we pronounce the r. Can't imagine how you could say it without an r! Pewple?
Why are you trying to pronounce the R? It's a modifier, it changes the sound of the preceding vowel. Do you also try to pronounce the E at the end of 'gate'?
Facts
Sean is giving off the vibes of an unprepared teacher making it up on the spot after a long weekend.
it’s sean lock, that is exactly what he is doing
I'm holding out for 420
Ha 69 likes 😂
I would love him to be my teacher. I don't care what, he would be great nevertheless.
Does he plant those people or is he acc that good lv
Your shortened "words" for actually and live are very, let's just say, wrong. Type properly lol
No need to scripting it - Just watch some of the panel show appearances (Especially when sitting next to James Corden or Miles Jupp) and you'll see that he is good at making stuff funny on the fly :)
Your ads are excessive. Dislike for that.
I'm watching because I'm 16 next month XD saw the thumbnail and clicked
To be honest, that wasn't a joke about banana's, so they've sunk his cruiser. Ship's and bananas and he doesn't go to the bananaboat song?
Love Sean! Great comedian and leader on 8OO10CDCD
i need her number tbh haha
The 16 y/o? How old are you?
Piles of what?
@Snoep Animatie piles of piles for miles
Piles of piles.
Piles = hemorrhoids.
Audience battleships is now my go-to game for family reunions.
They sit in rows ?
You are as funny as Sean then ?
How big is your family? /s
he's a legend and this is the first comment
Yes you are, well done