Sean Lock On His Love of LIDL - LOCKIPEDIA Best Of | Universal Comedy
25 jul. 2019
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For anyone who has seen more than 5 minutes of an episode of 8 out of 10 cats or 8 out of 10 cats does countdown will understand the power of Sean Lock.
In this BEST OF compilation of his 2010 show Lockipedia. Sean Lock discusses fat people 'wanting their cake and eating it', rude people, the magic of lidl and 'talent' shows.
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Here in Toronto, every year we have a Pride Parade. Politicians always joined in. Even our Prime Minister. But we had a controversial crackhead mayor, Rob Ford. He didn't go because it was the time his family all went to the cottage. How ironic. Avoiding the Pride celebrations to go cottaging.
I know they brush it of , but when they don't get a response a laugh I wonder how they really feel . Do they panic get palpations overthink everything then recover on the verge of a nervous breakdown 😱🚬
"... For anyone who has seen..." I disagree. His stand-up is MUCH funnier than his Cats does Countdown.
Would never have known Sean Lock was this Good had it not been for you tube. Best thing since sliced bread. Must get the ad bloc tho.
Sean Lock On His Love of LIDL - LOCKIPEDIA Best Of | Universal Comedy 0959am 2/1/21 he loves lidl? - the bread's a bit suspect as is the fruit juice but i find that to be across the board - no matter where one shops.. in my wheezy days as roustabout and all round grocery store fiend i have found that folk should shop around and then some to find 1: the clean foods 2: the edible foods 3: the clean supermarket staff - dunno if the latter are supposed to be edible but hey...who knows these days... the connection between lidl and a mangina? can't say i've thought too much about that.
'DifficultJet'
Happy he brought the glasses issue up. People are dunces.
so much uneasy laughter .........
Cottaging... I had to google that one... And now I know, thanks....
that wheelchair bit is so relatable, did this to my brother after his car accident. better times.
The wheelchair bit lol. Mate ive had my friends nick my chair to have a go n left me sat on the loo !! Fked off down the road lmao
What's cottaging?
What's lidl?
A shop that sells scrongeflof
The wheelchair bit lol. Mate ive had my friends nick my chair to have a go n left me sat on the loo !! Fked off down the road lmao
He could say the phone book out loud and it would be funny God Bless him thank you Se✝️💞🤪🇬🇧💞
He looks like a kingsman agent
Let's be real mate, hes a peterfile from a past life back for revenge on anyone and everyone he can, without getting locked up 😂 just joking
Before knowing what cottaging is: "Yeah I'll come, sounds alright" After knowing what cottaging is: "Yeah I'll cum, sounds alright"
My local Leeee del is ace. Better than Texamo`s, or Assdad, or Analberries, or Maurice unt wayward sons.
hes so funny. the audience are a bit thick
The kerplunk analogy was amazing 😂
It applies to do many things these days
I’d LOVE to get into car with Sean driving without his glasses. Such fun!
" its a fuckin jewel m8" lmafooooo
sean lock, jimmy carr and jack whitehall are getting me through lockdown
I like shopping in Lidl too
Top sskit 💯🍀🇮🇪❤️😋✌️
*Eleanor* ... 😂😂😂
Yeah 'Easyjet' a classic misnomer......
I have to sell bag for life’s, yeah it’s annoying
Until now I didn't even know Lidl was a german business
We used to have sex with the lights on before she had laser surgery.
Meh
I didn't know what cottaging was looked it up. Wish I hadn't...
"When he wakes up tell him its free" 😂
I googled cottaging, exceeded my expectations
I've been to funerals louder rhan that punchline
the fat people wanting to have their cake and eat it, made me spit all over my keyboard XD
I think it's a great idea the bag for life! Before that, it was a nightmare when they would spontaneously change into random things like empty sandwich packets or the occasional 14" butt plug collection
Mine kept changing into dead pigeons so i just had a huge pile of them in my front room.
Sean Lock is my spirit animal
Bag for life? I once saw a clever person put a 20 piece bin bag product in his trolley and then get it checked out as the first item in the checkout. He then pulled one bag out of the set and used that as his shopping bag. It was cheaper than the plastic bags at the checkout or the bags for life. There is a legally mandated minimum charge for each plastic bag in Ireland and the money on these all goes to the government.
The govinmint!
@Trent Green its a term used by everyone to describe someone boring , or havent you worked that out yet :-)
@Jonathan Vogel Or somebody who thinks like an adult? Parties aren't everything, child.
@Trent Green only a really boring person would think like that and also do it on camera :-)
@Jonathan Vogel The first guy literally only mention how it's to reduce plastic waste and how people are penny pinchers... and this constitutes being bad at hosting parties.
I smelt my own gums burning when the surgeon 'screwed' up and hit a vein when removing my wisdom tooth. It was odd. Like I was on a BBQ, getting charred.
I had the same experience but as they were lasering my mouth wound closed, I remarked is someone having bacon. My dentist since I was a child giggled like a school boy as did the hygienist. Answered..."That's you not bacon"...
I'd pay to see you, will be Sharing your name with some people who need laughter 😂
Omg. "Loads of women in pink fucking Stetsons."
looked up cottaging...so yeah...I have learnt something new today.
You should tell this routine Nigel Richards
Usually like Sean but this wasn't good at all.
Had to look up what cottaging was :/ can't even comprehend how many jokes I might have missed over the years
i also just googled it lol
Im American and I have no idea what "cottaging" is and I am very upset that he didn't explain what it is 😡
Urban dictionary exists for this exact reason
meeting in a public toilet to have gay sex
3 am lmao 😁
My mum keeps those fold up bags in her regular bag 24/7 so she always has them if she's shopping
Sean Lock on eye surgery... That's EXACTLY why I still wear glasses.
Man it's awful watching him bomb like this.. he's funny on telly, when he has context to be funny inside of. But his own content I just can't get on board with. 'puffin hearts. bit like olives' = zero laughter.
Laser eye surgery is great. Except for bargain hunters. You just can't help yourselves, can you? Sure, it involves them using lasers on your eyes, meaning a fuck-up means you're blind - or they shoot right through your brain and turn you into a vegetable, but forget that, you've got a bloody coupon, don't ya? Now it costs less than a two-day bender! What a great bargain. Probably as close as you'll ever come to a deal with the devil in real life. So slap down your money, pick up the dice, and don't even think about whether snake eyes are a good thing in this particular situation or not!
Painfully boring.
Just noticed how much Harry Hill has influenced Sean
What's cottaging?
@Peek oh, now I get it..... That's hilarious!!!
is this were that 15 storeys high bit came from?
Cream of pork pie soup
Probably yes
5:32 what's wrong with the smell of dry roasted peanuts?
The wheelchair bit lol. Mate ive had my friends nick my chair to have a go n left me sat on the loo !! Fked off down the road lmao
Lmao, I would probs do that too
@CrimsonKage Sounds like they are.. And mates of the highest order at that 😆
You sure these are 'mates'?
Haha 😂 that's pretty funny
My mum and dad told me they’d ground me if anyone else wore my glasses and I swear it worked
that went down well, didn't it...
Well wtf is cottaging then? Sounds like maybe scouting for a place to buy but I know it isn’t. ... Ok I just read it in another comment. hmm. Well why tf is it called that? And why does that even have a word?! You poms are weird!
Dates back to when homosexuality was still illegal, was the only way for a lot of people to get their gay sex. Public toilets were known as cottages (small and cosy) before that and eventually cottaging had an entirely sexual connotation.
The best bit is when the joke fell flat 🤣 "that went down well didn't it"
the audience appear to be morons
That's the point. Juxtapose comedy with a quite serious topic in which nobody knows if they should laugh or not. If they laugh, you've got a jolly crowd. If you've got a cautious crowd, bring light to the fact that people aren't sure if they should laugh. Win-win
@MaFi yes
NO! That's not the best bit!
2:02
... what's cotaging? Sounds like something ide do
Looks like something he'd do
It's a slang term for gay men meeting in public toilets for sex. Does it still sound like something you'd do? 🤣
Durex, bag for life.
It's pronounced 'Leedle' I know this because I had sex once. With a German woman. It was fun. I hope to have sex again, one day.
Are you sure she wasn't trying to pronounce "little" ;) (Sorry I had to)
Best blowjob I ever had was from a German Girl 🤔
Same bro, same
He is top notch
I don't know what 'cottaging' means. Can somebody explain it to me in needlessly graphic detail?
@chat wow ...... is 'rogering' having sex with the owner of Nookie Bear?
Also known as George Michaeling
When gays look for a fuck in public toilets
LIDL is the UK brother to ALDI for my fellow Americans
Yeah we have Aldi here in Australia too.
I bet he thinks the A in ALDI stands for America .....
The companies are owned by brothers and diverged from one company.
We have both in the UK tho? And actually more Aldi than Lidl
We have both in the netherlands
Ahhh Lidl the place where copyright is nothing more than a word
Every single time I've been to Lidles I've seen a naked girl around 5-8 running around .-.
@Colin Johnston 100% 😂
Good times...
Lidl is like the Eurozone of British town centers. Yes it is like being on holiday. I only use Lidl for convenience sake, but for anything else it is not that great. They keep stuffing the freezers and fridges with creme brulees, snails and Brattwurst sausages.
Great comedian. ✌🏼️
@03:26 Sean channels Donnie from The Big Lez Show?
love a bit of big lez
Did he just say "it's a fucking Jew"? Shame I used to enjoy him on 8 out of 10 cats.
"Skronsplof" sounds like something you'd buy in IKEA.!
Wow, there's nothing funnier than someone repeating a joke in the comments
Err you spelt it wrong mate
Wasps cooked in their own business!
Doging - Doging all over the world
Sean Lock is a furry confirmed.
Rather brilliant
I married a bag for life lol
I do that, I go to the local ''ethnic'' grocery stores,Latin American, Asian, Middle Eastern, Eastern European and pretend I'm on Vacay Away for the Day. I bring home a load of fruit and veg and biscuits that you never see in ASDA or Waitrose. and usually for a lot less than a regular shop.
Why would anyone even know what "cottaging" is? I googled it. In what circumstance would you run in to this word? Never heard it in my life.
I've never had rabies, but I know what it is.
Lol most people know it. Are you triggered by your own stupidity?? 😅😅😅
Tom W George Michael was arrested and charged with cottaging years ago. It was all over the British media.
I just looked it up as well. I suppose you'd run into it if you were looking to get down with a bit of cottaging.
Funny dude
Sean lock is a very funny guy I loved the lidl jokes and the glove box joke haha hilarious
Is he funny????
your anxiety meds have robbed you of the capacity to discern humour. now, NOTHING IS FUNNY EVERYTHING IS AN ATTACK ON RACE, GENDER AND APPEARANCE. so get your meds checked, so you can rejoin the group and enjoy the jokes, again.
Desmond Dwyer much funnier than you
Was he given the 'move around a bit more' talk?
I forget my bag every time!!!
Just put it back in ya trolley then put it in the bag back at ya car
Who are the humourless snowflakes who actually give this a “Thumbs down”?
serendipidus1 Really? That’s the best you’ve got hahaha
I was today years old when I found out what cottaging was 😅
Oh my fucking god, he got me crying with the wheelchair bit
Sean Lock & Micky Flanagan best comedians about.
@Olly Goddard I know right. Mickey flanagan seems like the complete antithesis of Sean Lock in every way. Could just as easily have said "Sean Lock and Amy Schumer best comedians about" and it would be about as true
they couldn't be further apart.
Micky is a 💯 🔔🔚
My favourite British comics
What the fuck is cottaging?
Where’s the Just Juice bit? “I appreciate that’s not very funny, but, it’s not boring either, is it?”
Absolutely hilarious. ..so naturally funny..
Devils in the details
I use a wheelchair, you would be surprised what people say and do. I’ve had people say, you’ve got the right idea, can I sit on your lap?, how fast does it go? Etc etc
serendipidus1 Yeah, that’s certainly true of a lot of good people. Vast swathes of the population. Everybody thinks they deserve to be listened to as well, even when they don’t have much worth saying. ✌🏽
serendipidus1 Well said. 👏🏽 You can’t win. Somebody is going to feel they have to get offended by something. It’s the way it is today. They’ve got to find the negative in everything.
But how fast does it go tho
Adelia Hammond that’s because a lot of people are stupid!🙄
That doesn't surprise me. People have no manners.
Lidl is total shit, goto Aldi much better quality!
I could listen to Sean Lock talk about Meerkats and Lidls for days 😂
Imagine trans-phobic people wondering what's in your pants and you reveal Aleksander the meerkat
Transphobia? Is that a debilitating mental illness where a person is so scared of transexuals that it's ruining their life? Those poor people must be really afraid to travel to Taiwan or to see a drag show. I don't know how they live.
Bloody brilliant......for a Pommy bastard. 😮😀🤗🇨🇦