Sean Lock On His Love of LIDL - LOCKIPEDIA Best Of | Universal Comedy

25 jul. 2019
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For anyone who has seen more than 5 minutes of an episode of 8 out of 10 cats or 8 out of 10 cats does countdown will understand the power of Sean Lock.
In this BEST OF compilation of his 2010 show Lockipedia. Sean Lock discusses fat people 'wanting their cake and eating it', rude people, the magic of lidl and 'talent' shows.
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  • Here in Toronto, every year we have a Pride Parade. Politicians always joined in. Even our Prime Minister. But we had a controversial crackhead mayor, Rob Ford. He didn't go because it was the time his family all went to the cottage. How ironic. Avoiding the Pride celebrations to go cottaging.

    scroticlescroticle5 dagen geleden
  • I know they brush it of , but when they don't get a response a laugh I wonder how they really feel . Do they panic get palpations overthink everything then recover on the verge of a nervous breakdown 😱🚬

    C, n, k, KC, n, k, K12 dagen geleden
  • "... For anyone who has seen..." I disagree. His stand-up is MUCH funnier than his Cats does Countdown.

    Tht1GyTht1Gy24 dagen geleden
  • Would never have known Sean Lock was this Good had it not been for you tube. Best thing since sliced bread. Must get the ad bloc tho.

    Durins BaneDurins BaneMaand geleden
  • Sean Lock On His Love of LIDL - LOCKIPEDIA Best Of | Universal Comedy 0959am 2/1/21 he loves lidl? - the bread's a bit suspect as is the fruit juice but i find that to be across the board - no matter where one shops.. in my wheezy days as roustabout and all round grocery store fiend i have found that folk should shop around and then some to find 1: the clean foods 2: the edible foods 3: the clean supermarket staff - dunno if the latter are supposed to be edible but hey...who knows these days... the connection between lidl and a mangina? can't say i've thought too much about that.

    JONATHAN SUTCLIFFEJONATHAN SUTCLIFFE2 maanden geleden
  • 'DifficultJet'

    Victory MansionsVictory Mansions2 maanden geleden
  • Happy he brought the glasses issue up. People are dunces.

    saus agesaus age2 maanden geleden
  • so much uneasy laughter .........

    LoudValvesLoudValves2 maanden geleden
  • Cottaging... I had to google that one... And now I know, thanks....

    Steve lightningSteve lightning3 maanden geleden
  • that wheelchair bit is so relatable, did this to my brother after his car accident. better times.

    William TaylorWilliam Taylor3 maanden geleden
  • The wheelchair bit lol. Mate ive had my friends nick my chair to have a go n left me sat on the loo !! Fked off down the road lmao

    Corbin JiangCorbin Jiang3 maanden geleden
  • What's cottaging?

    MARTIN FERGUSONMARTIN FERGUSON3 maanden geleden
  • What's lidl?

    MARTIN FERGUSONMARTIN FERGUSON3 maanden geleden
    • A shop that sells scrongeflof

      ectopuddingectopudding3 maanden geleden
  • The wheelchair bit lol. Mate ive had my friends nick my chair to have a go n left me sat on the loo !! Fked off down the road lmao

    Corbin JiangCorbin Jiang3 maanden geleden
  • He could say the phone book out loud and it would be funny God Bless him thank you Se✝️💞🤪🇬🇧💞

    vivaldi -ettvivaldi -ett5 maanden geleden
  • He looks like a kingsman agent

    ORM Duke Of YorkshireORM Duke Of Yorkshire5 maanden geleden
    • Let's be real mate, hes a peterfile from a past life back for revenge on anyone and everyone he can, without getting locked up 😂 just joking

      Gary MGary M2 maanden geleden
  • Before knowing what cottaging is: "Yeah I'll come, sounds alright" After knowing what cottaging is: "Yeah I'll cum, sounds alright"

    LibertadNZLibertadNZ5 maanden geleden
  • My local Leeee del is ace. Better than Texamo`s, or Assdad, or Analberries, or Maurice unt wayward sons.

    Ross Pharlan MillerRoss Pharlan Miller6 maanden geleden
  • hes so funny. the audience are a bit thick

    gaffer91gaffer916 maanden geleden
  • The kerplunk analogy was amazing 😂

    Harry WilkinsonHarry Wilkinson6 maanden geleden
    • It applies to do many things these days

      EXbobEXbob4 maanden geleden
  • I’d LOVE to get into car with Sean driving without his glasses. Such fun!

    Leo from FreoLeo from Freo7 maanden geleden
  • " its a fuckin jewel m8" lmafooooo

    neda bonhitneda bonhit7 maanden geleden
  • sean lock, jimmy carr and jack whitehall are getting me through lockdown

    Finnley TannerFinnley Tanner7 maanden geleden
  • I like shopping in Lidl too

    Barkku HtweBarkku Htwe7 maanden geleden
  • Top sskit 💯🍀🇮🇪❤️😋✌️

    brendan dalybrendan daly8 maanden geleden
  • *Eleanor* ... 😂😂😂

    LarryLarry8 maanden geleden
  • Yeah 'Easyjet' a classic misnomer......

    stevesteve8 maanden geleden
  • I have to sell bag for life’s, yeah it’s annoying

    Ben FrierBen Frier8 maanden geleden
  • Until now I didn't even know Lidl was a german business

    Turtled InkTurtled Ink8 maanden geleden
  • We used to have sex with the lights on before she had laser surgery.

    Had EnoughHad Enough9 maanden geleden
  • Meh

    Battle Baz OnlineBattle Baz Online9 maanden geleden
  • I didn't know what cottaging was looked it up. Wish I hadn't...

    Name TagName Tag9 maanden geleden
  • "When he wakes up tell him its free" 😂

    Jake ScourfieldJake Scourfield9 maanden geleden
  • I googled cottaging, exceeded my expectations

    kreglfromworldkreglfromworld9 maanden geleden
  • I've been to funerals louder rhan that punchline

    kreglfromworldkreglfromworld9 maanden geleden
  • the fat people wanting to have their cake and eat it, made me spit all over my keyboard XD

    SouthWestWingsSouthWestWings9 maanden geleden
  • I think it's a great idea the bag for life! Before that, it was a nightmare when they would spontaneously change into random things like empty sandwich packets or the occasional 14" butt plug collection

    mono lithmono lith9 maanden geleden
    • Mine kept changing into dead pigeons so i just had a huge pile of them in my front room.

      Mathias Von WulfMathias Von Wulf8 maanden geleden
  • Sean Lock is my spirit animal

    Zakaria AliZakaria Ali9 maanden geleden
  • Bag for life? I once saw a clever person put a 20 piece bin bag product in his trolley and then get it checked out as the first item in the checkout. He then pulled one bag out of the set and used that as his shopping bag. It was cheaper than the plastic bags at the checkout or the bags for life. There is a legally mandated minimum charge for each plastic bag in Ireland and the money on these all goes to the government.

    John DooleyJohn Dooley9 maanden geleden
    • The govinmint!

      Hell WestHell WestMaand geleden
    • @Trent Green its a term used by everyone to describe someone boring , or havent you worked that out yet :-)

      Jonathan VogelJonathan Vogel2 maanden geleden
    • @Jonathan Vogel Or somebody who thinks like an adult? Parties aren't everything, child.

      Trent GreenTrent Green2 maanden geleden
    • @Trent Green only a really boring person would think like that and also do it on camera :-)

      Jonathan VogelJonathan Vogel2 maanden geleden
    • @Jonathan Vogel The first guy literally only mention how it's to reduce plastic waste and how people are penny pinchers... and this constitutes being bad at hosting parties.

      Trent GreenTrent Green2 maanden geleden
  • I smelt my own gums burning when the surgeon 'screwed' up and hit a vein when removing my wisdom tooth. It was odd. Like I was on a BBQ, getting charred.

    corbeaucorbeau9 maanden geleden
    • I had the same experience but as they were lasering my mouth wound closed, I remarked is someone having bacon. My dentist since I was a child giggled like a school boy as did the hygienist. Answered..."That's you not bacon"...

      Bayou BillyBayou Billy4 maanden geleden
  • I'd pay to see you, will be Sharing your name with some people who need laughter 😂

    Thomas JacksonThomas Jackson9 maanden geleden
  • Omg. "Loads of women in pink fucking Stetsons."

    Julie HughesJulie Hughes9 maanden geleden
  • looked up cottaging...so yeah...I have learnt something new today.

    NoxieProxieNoxieProxie10 maanden geleden
  • You should tell this routine Nigel Richards

    Josh RiceoJosh Riceo10 maanden geleden
  • Usually like Sean but this wasn't good at all.

    MilesMiles11 maanden geleden
  • Had to look up what cottaging was :/ can't even comprehend how many jokes I might have missed over the years

    treble twentytreble twenty11 maanden geleden
    • i also just googled it lol

      Pited ApolloPited Apollo8 dagen geleden
  • Im American and I have no idea what "cottaging" is and I am very upset that he didn't explain what it is 😡

    i am bubblei am bubble11 maanden geleden
    • Urban dictionary exists for this exact reason

      Nathan WalkerNathan Walker8 maanden geleden
    • meeting in a public toilet to have gay sex

      quinceequincee11 maanden geleden
  • 3 am lmao 😁

    David RomanDavid RomanJaar geleden
  • My mum keeps those fold up bags in her regular bag 24/7 so she always has them if she's shopping

    Sleepy PodcastSleepy PodcastJaar geleden
  • Sean Lock on eye surgery... That's EXACTLY why I still wear glasses.

    bournemouthisshitbournemouthisshitJaar geleden
  • Man it's awful watching him bomb like this.. he's funny on telly, when he has context to be funny inside of. But his own content I just can't get on board with. 'puffin hearts. bit like olives' = zero laughter.

    StrobeFireStudiosStrobeFireStudiosJaar geleden
  • Laser eye surgery is great. Except for bargain hunters. You just can't help yourselves, can you? Sure, it involves them using lasers on your eyes, meaning a fuck-up means you're blind - or they shoot right through your brain and turn you into a vegetable, but forget that, you've got a bloody coupon, don't ya? Now it costs less than a two-day bender! What a great bargain. Probably as close as you'll ever come to a deal with the devil in real life. So slap down your money, pick up the dice, and don't even think about whether snake eyes are a good thing in this particular situation or not!

    KaeYossKaeYossJaar geleden
  • Painfully boring.

    Paul SmithPaul SmithJaar geleden
  • Just noticed how much Harry Hill has influenced Sean

    aidan harrisonaidan harrisonJaar geleden
  • What's cottaging?

    Wookiee Supremacy ココWookiee Supremacy ココJaar geleden
    • @Peek oh, now I get it..... That's hilarious!!!

      Wookiee Supremacy ココWookiee Supremacy ココJaar geleden
  • is this were that 15 storeys high bit came from?

    Mark DevedeuxMark DevedeuxJaar geleden
    • Cream of pork pie soup

      MannyJazzcatsMannyJazzcatsJaar geleden
    • Probably yes

      MannyJazzcatsMannyJazzcatsJaar geleden
  • 5:32 what's wrong with the smell of dry roasted peanuts?

    Jim SkeaJim SkeaJaar geleden
  • The wheelchair bit lol. Mate ive had my friends nick my chair to have a go n left me sat on the loo !! Fked off down the road lmao

    RiTheJammyBritRiTheJammyBritJaar geleden
    • Lmao, I would probs do that too

      Victory MansionsVictory Mansions2 maanden geleden
    • @CrimsonKage Sounds like they are.. And mates of the highest order at that 😆

      Matthew StephensMatthew Stephens2 maanden geleden
    • You sure these are 'mates'?

      CrimsonKageCrimsonKage3 maanden geleden
    • Haha 😂 that's pretty funny

      Paddy 7177Paddy 71774 maanden geleden
  • My mum and dad told me they’d ground me if anyone else wore my glasses and I swear it worked

    BlaiseBlaiseJaar geleden
  • that went down well, didn't it...

    Richard HowardRichard HowardJaar geleden
  • Well wtf is cottaging then? Sounds like maybe scouting for a place to buy but I know it isn’t. ... Ok I just read it in another comment. hmm. Well why tf is it called that? And why does that even have a word?! You poms are weird!

    LaraDLaraDJaar geleden
    • Dates back to when homosexuality was still illegal, was the only way for a lot of people to get their gay sex. Public toilets were known as cottages (small and cosy) before that and eventually cottaging had an entirely sexual connotation.

      SixteenJacobsCreamsSixteenJacobsCreamsJaar geleden
  • The best bit is when the joke fell flat 🤣 "that went down well didn't it"

    paddy cpaddy cJaar geleden
    • the audience appear to be morons

      gaffer91gaffer916 maanden geleden
    • That's the point. Juxtapose comedy with a quite serious topic in which nobody knows if they should laugh or not. If they laugh, you've got a jolly crowd. If you've got a cautious crowd, bring light to the fact that people aren't sure if they should laugh. Win-win

      hexzylehexzyle9 maanden geleden
    • @MaFi yes

      Steven LevitzkeSteven Levitzke10 maanden geleden
    • NO! That's not the best bit!

      MaFiMaFi11 maanden geleden
    • 2:02

      DLC ENERGYDLC ENERGYJaar geleden
  • ... what's cotaging? Sounds like something ide do

    Kyle MadduxKyle MadduxJaar geleden
    • Looks like something he'd do

      Al BAl BJaar geleden
    • It's a slang term for gay men meeting in public toilets for sex. Does it still sound like something you'd do? 🤣

      SkyWizardlessSkyWizardlessJaar geleden
  • Durex, bag for life.

    Jon DonnellyJon DonnellyJaar geleden
  • It's pronounced 'Leedle' I know this because I had sex once. With a German woman. It was fun. I hope to have sex again, one day.

    pete robinsonpete robinsonJaar geleden
    • Are you sure she wasn't trying to pronounce "little" ;) (Sorry I had to)

      Ali GAli G10 maanden geleden
    • Best blowjob I ever had was from a German Girl 🤔

      Jesse WalkerJesse Walker11 maanden geleden
    • Same bro, same

      Ben WoodBen Wood11 maanden geleden
  • He is top notch

    wayne gamblewayne gambleJaar geleden
  • I don't know what 'cottaging' means. Can somebody explain it to me in needlessly graphic detail?

    Jason YoungJason YoungJaar geleden
    • @chat wow ...... is 'rogering' having sex with the owner of Nookie Bear?

      gary1961gary19619 maanden geleden
    • Also known as George Michaeling

      Ratel.H BadgerRatel.H BadgerJaar geleden
    • When gays look for a fuck in public toilets

      nick woolleynick woolleyJaar geleden
  • LIDL is the UK brother to ALDI for my fellow Americans

    Zack SchaeferZack SchaeferJaar geleden
    • Yeah we have Aldi here in Australia too.

      Stevey RayStevey RayJaar geleden
    • I bet he thinks the A in ALDI stands for America .....

      DenzelLNDenzelLNJaar geleden
    • The companies are owned by brothers and diverged from one company.

      Zack SchaeferZack SchaeferJaar geleden
    • We have both in the UK tho? And actually more Aldi than Lidl

      Fletcher LaityFletcher LaityJaar geleden
    • We have both in the netherlands

      Alexander RewijkAlexander RewijkJaar geleden
  • Ahhh Lidl the place where copyright is nothing more than a word

    Sam._.BuswellSam._.BuswellJaar geleden
  • Every single time I've been to Lidles I've seen a naked girl around 5-8 running around .-.

    Fluff FoxFluff FoxJaar geleden
    • @Colin Johnston 100% 😂

      Fluff FoxFluff FoxJaar geleden
    • Good times...

      Colin JohnstonColin JohnstonJaar geleden
  • Lidl is like the Eurozone of British town centers. Yes it is like being on holiday. I only use Lidl for convenience sake, but for anything else it is not that great. They keep stuffing the freezers and fridges with creme brulees, snails and Brattwurst sausages.

    martynblackburn1977martynblackburn1977Jaar geleden
  • Great comedian. ✌🏼️

    Robert MeliaRobert MeliaJaar geleden
  • @03:26 Sean channels Donnie from The Big Lez Show?

    CameronCameronJaar geleden
    • love a bit of big lez

      Midnight RunnerMidnight RunnerJaar geleden
  • Did he just say "it's a fucking Jew"? Shame I used to enjoy him on 8 out of 10 cats.

    Richard BrownRichard BrownJaar geleden
  • "Skronsplof" sounds like something you'd buy in IKEA.!

    Samuel HolmesSamuel HolmesJaar geleden
    • Wow, there's nothing funnier than someone repeating a joke in the comments

      Jane SmithJane Smith24 dagen geleden
    • Err you spelt it wrong mate

      Robert BradshawRobert BradshawJaar geleden
  • Wasps cooked in their own business!

    Samuel HolmesSamuel HolmesJaar geleden
  • Doging - Doging all over the world

    Malevolent NTTMalevolent NTTJaar geleden
  • Sean Lock is a furry confirmed.

    Joe BurnsJoe BurnsJaar geleden
  • Rather brilliant

    debrabelzdebrabelzJaar geleden
  • I married a bag for life lol

    Simon MonkSimon MonkJaar geleden
  • I do that, I go to the local ''ethnic'' grocery stores,Latin American, Asian, Middle Eastern, Eastern European and pretend I'm on Vacay Away for the Day. I bring home a load of fruit and veg and biscuits that you never see in ASDA or Waitrose. and usually for a lot less than a regular shop.

    RIXRADvidzRIXRADvidzJaar geleden
  • Why would anyone even know what "cottaging" is? I googled it. In what circumstance would you run in to this word? Never heard it in my life.

    Tom WTom WJaar geleden
    • I've never had rabies, but I know what it is.

      agnostic47agnostic4715 dagen geleden
    • Lol most people know it. Are you triggered by your own stupidity?? 😅😅😅

      Colin JohnstonColin JohnstonJaar geleden
    • Tom W George Michael was arrested and charged with cottaging years ago. It was all over the British media.

      BotoCorDeRosaBotoCorDeRosaJaar geleden
    • I just looked it up as well. I suppose you'd run into it if you were looking to get down with a bit of cottaging.

      Ronald ReaganRonald ReaganJaar geleden
  • Funny dude

    Tiger TigerTiger TigerJaar geleden
  • Sean lock is a very funny guy I loved the lidl jokes and the glove box joke haha hilarious

    A123cov45678A123cov45678Jaar geleden
  • Is he funny????

    Desmond DwyerDesmond DwyerJaar geleden
    • your anxiety meds have robbed you of the capacity to discern humour. now, NOTHING IS FUNNY EVERYTHING IS AN ATTACK ON RACE, GENDER AND APPEARANCE. so get your meds checked, so you can rejoin the group and enjoy the jokes, again.

      RIXRADvidzRIXRADvidzJaar geleden
    • Desmond Dwyer much funnier than you

      ParramattaParramattaJaar geleden
  • Was he given the 'move around a bit more' talk?

    ProblembeingProblembeingJaar geleden
  • I forget my bag every time!!!

    stvp68stvp68Jaar geleden
    • Just put it back in ya trolley then put it in the bag back at ya car

      Road to Nowhere !Road to Nowhere !5 maanden geleden
  • Who are the humourless snowflakes who actually give this a “Thumbs down”?

    Pixie JenkinsPixie JenkinsJaar geleden
    • serendipidus1 Really? That’s the best you’ve got hahaha

      Pixie JenkinsPixie JenkinsJaar geleden
  • I was today years old when I found out what cottaging was 😅

    phillip robertphillip robertJaar geleden
  • Oh my fucking god, he got me crying with the wheelchair bit

    xempt. onexempt. oneJaar geleden
  • Sean Lock & Micky Flanagan best comedians about.

    Steve-oSteve-oJaar geleden
    • @Olly Goddard I know right. Mickey flanagan seems like the complete antithesis of Sean Lock in every way. Could just as easily have said "Sean Lock and Amy Schumer best comedians about" and it would be about as true

      Jaden MolloyJaden Molloy6 maanden geleden
    • they couldn't be further apart.

      Olly GoddardOlly Goddard8 maanden geleden
    • Micky is a 💯 🔔🔚

      W42PZW42PZJaar geleden
    • My favourite British comics

      Quiwen AfricaQuiwen AfricaJaar geleden
  • What the fuck is cottaging?

    Jack HayJack HayJaar geleden
  • Where’s the Just Juice bit? “I appreciate that’s not very funny, but, it’s not boring either, is it?”

    Hot LunchHot LunchJaar geleden
  • Absolutely hilarious. ..so naturally funny..

    Wendy RaymondWendy RaymondJaar geleden
  • Devils in the details

    Olympic airwaysOlympic airwaysJaar geleden
  • I use a wheelchair, you would be surprised what people say and do. I’ve had people say, you’ve got the right idea, can I sit on your lap?, how fast does it go? Etc etc

    A HA HJaar geleden
    • serendipidus1 Yeah, that’s certainly true of a lot of good people. Vast swathes of the population. Everybody thinks they deserve to be listened to as well, even when they don’t have much worth saying. ✌🏽

      BotoCorDeRosaBotoCorDeRosaJaar geleden
    • serendipidus1 Well said. 👏🏽 You can’t win. Somebody is going to feel they have to get offended by something. It’s the way it is today. They’ve got to find the negative in everything.

      BotoCorDeRosaBotoCorDeRosaJaar geleden
    • But how fast does it go tho

      Mosey BurnsMosey BurnsJaar geleden
    • Adelia Hammond that’s because a lot of people are stupid!🙄

      Jack HayJack HayJaar geleden
    • That doesn't surprise me. People have no manners.

      Franca PerottiFranca PerottiJaar geleden
  • Lidl is total shit, goto Aldi much better quality!

    J_Net ReloadedJ_Net ReloadedJaar geleden
  • I could listen to Sean Lock talk about Meerkats and Lidls for days 😂

    TechBaffleTechBaffleJaar geleden
  • Imagine trans-phobic people wondering what's in your pants and you reveal Aleksander the meerkat

    Lilly like da flowerLilly like da flowerJaar geleden
    • Transphobia? Is that a debilitating mental illness where a person is so scared of transexuals that it's ruining their life? Those poor people must be really afraid to travel to Taiwan or to see a drag show. I don't know how they live.

      Katya LKatya LJaar geleden
  • Bloody brilliant......for a Pommy bastard. 😮😀🤗🇨🇦

    Kevin ChappellKevin ChappellJaar geleden
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