Romesh Ranganathan Compares Giving Birth To Constipation | IRRATIONAL | Universal Comedy

11 aug. 2020
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Probably best NOT to offer Romesh the placenta..
In his hit special Irrational, master grump Romesh Ranganathan discusses the miracle of childbirth that gifted him his 3 loving children.
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  • I've seen everything now, a biological dissection of a joke. Humanity is fucked. 😂😂😂😂😂

    Peter SuttonPeter Sutton9 dagen geleden
  • ram a nathan

    JoKerJoKer22 dagen geleden
  • The substantial fortnight karunagappally fail because cafe contrarily perform like a best bangladesh. old, sassy ethernet

    Samanta SaitaSamanta SaitaMaand geleden
  • Ahahahahah. Hahahahah

    mark taylormark taylorMaand geleden
  • I've never given birth by choice but I've heard it's horrible. Trying to propel a large object from a 4 inch hole doesn't sound like any fun to me, then you get a screaming squiggly thing at the end! UGH!

    Crystal BallCrystal BallMaand geleden
    • We should go on a date, pretty difficult finding a woman that does not want kids.

      nvstewartnvstewartMaand geleden
  • This guy used to teach me back in Hazelwick Secondary school! He was actually a good teacher.

    JaynimationJaynimationMaand geleden
  • Nice job NLworld, drop a commercial in the middle of a punchline on a comic video. Is it any wonder people are starving for alternative to your foolishness? Note: dislike vote on this is for NLworld's action, not the content of the video.

    Broadway Realtors / Broadway Property ManagementBroadway Realtors / Broadway Property Management2 maanden geleden
  • You have to check the placenta. If it is not complete the woman can bleed to death! Otherwise funny.

    Mareen EluMareen Elu2 maanden geleden
  • There are a lot bigger problems than Sri Lanka. Johnnyboy you are, so far, the best stand up comedian of the 2020s. My funnybone has been tickled down to a nub over the years due to the massive hilarity available at my fingertips. I always fear "will I ever see someone whos goal is to make me laugh succeed again?" It's been so long and the 1.5 clips ive watched have made me laugh harder than I have in years. Also I'm an extremely racist xenophobic Nazi white nationalist skinhead kkk member (not even joking or exaggerating) so u know when I say that it means something.

    dort paltendort palten2 maanden geleden
    • That‘s why people should wean themselves off any racist ideas. One day you‘ll be in a bind, and you‘ll realise your brother with a different skin is the only one there for you, that can help. You‘ll be trying to get cheered up and realise none of the comedians from your ethnic background are cutting it this year. You‘ll be sitting in jail à la Ed Norton and the only person with a smile for you is African-american. Most people who like to brood over racist ideas have had a parent, family member or mentor who have taught them a very poor teaching indeed.

      Mountain ManMountain ManMaand geleden
  • “So that’s five tickets…” 😂

    Vatican CameosVatican Cameos2 maanden geleden
  • Imagine having to force yourself to laugh at this so called comedy

    StephenStephen2 maanden geleden
  • What is bnp?

    velvet thundervelvet thunder3 maanden geleden
    • @Ushan Olaboduwa Not apparently, for real.

      Raymond GreavesRaymond GreavesMaand geleden
    • guys with no balls

      Raj WarnakulasuriyaRaj WarnakulasuriyaMaand geleden
    • it's a very racist back apparently.

      Ushan OlaboduwaUshan Olaboduwa2 maanden geleden
    • @Marten Dekker Not very nice people.

      Raymond GreavesRaymond Greaves2 maanden geleden
    • British National Party

      Marten DekkerMarten Dekker3 maanden geleden
  • 8 minute video, THREE midrolls. Greedy much, Universal?

    Aaron WoodAaron Wood3 maanden geleden
  • It’s called a placenta, you half-wit.

    Shez ShezShez Shez3 maanden geleden
    • you deserve the Nobel prize

      Raj WarnakulasuriyaRaj WarnakulasuriyaMaand geleden
  • 0:25 uh oh

    RuhaanRuhaan3 maanden geleden
  • Nah mate, if she hadn't ejected the placenta, she'd probably be dead. The reason why it's so serious is that the placenta has to completely separate so that the blood vessels that connected the parent's tissue to it can properly close up. There's a relatively high chance of bleeding out if the placenta isn't properly and completely ejected because these blood vessels are now just open because obviously the child's no longer there but as long the placenta isn't properly separated, the blood vessels won't close up. So yeah, it's pretty important to make sure that that process is completed properly. I think you probably know all of this, this bit was for laughs after all, but some of the viewers may not and I think it's important to be frank about these topics, especially because men have often had the privilege of just shrugging the whole birth process of as the woman's job and not contend themselves with it. It's important for everyone to be informed on these topics.

    Krystof DayneKrystof Dayne3 maanden geleden
    • It's great that he made such a joke and even more that people like you would share their knowledge with others. Comedy really goes a long way into our lives. #ThankYou

      Jessie GabsJessie GabsMaand geleden
    • @pechaa actually a peace of placenta did not come out and it stayed in an that cause the beeding

      AorelAorelMaand geleden
    • @Aorel Bleeding to the extent of a heavy period is normal for up to six weeks after birth. That’s something that no one told me beforehand. Even so, your mother’s doctor was a sick-minded jerk for dismissing your mother’s obviously relevant concern. A lot of doctors are like that, even today.

      pechaapechaaMaand geleden
    • @Aorel ummm what? How much money did she sue that hospital for because that's some pretty severe medical malpractice and neglect.

      SB WSB W2 maanden geleden
    • Thank you for posting everyone should know this.

      Galaxy LuciaGalaxy Lucia2 maanden geleden
  • Why is he so fair? She got down with tbe neighbors

    Shaun KennedyShaun Kennedy3 maanden geleden
    • @xryptid I was joking but interesting to know nonetheless. Or is it none the less?

      James McCaulJames McCaulMaand geleden
    • @James McCaul Dunno if this is a joke or not, but darker skinned babies are usually very pale at birth.

      xryptidxryptidMaand geleden
    • Oh man, do you think the baby might not be his baby? That would be crazy....

      James McCaulJames McCaul3 maanden geleden
  • He’s hilarious but jokes aside after birth is the placenta and the counting is because they usually check the no. of cotyledons so they don’t miss any inside of the mother ,I’m a med student and we learn that getting the placenta out is the most important step as if it stays inside it can cause infection or thrombi , basically lead to instant death , therefore they show it to you to make sure you know that took it out

    jhope's toejhope's toe3 maanden geleden
    • I mean... You can still see why that doesn't make sense, right? They (probably) aren't medical students or professionals, to them you are just presenting this meat sac. "Ohhh the number of cotyledons... Is that like mido-chlorians?"

      VoltaireVoltaire2 maanden geleden
    • @Dr Woo I guess prof just say that to highlight the importance of the step ? Because most of the time baby coming out is more natural so we don’t really need to do much but placenta is a whole different story , but most students don’t give importance to it so that’s their way of making us learn lol

      jhope's toejhope's toe3 maanden geleden
    • Surely it’s the baby coming out, that’s the most important step?

      Dr WooDr Woo3 maanden geleden
    • @Princess Manson lol yep

      jhope's toejhope's toe3 maanden geleden
    • @fc stpauli lover yeah and we're med students, so we know about cotyledons.

      Princess MansonPrincess Manson3 maanden geleden
  • Romesh ramantangdingdong.. 😂

    BigD BigDBigD BigD3 maanden geleden
  • We need more stand up ROM

    Sdot ManSdot Man3 maanden geleden
  • Oh, it gets ejected. Quite uncomfortable too!

    Rachel RingRachel Ring3 maanden geleden
  • Papa?

    Goat man ComicsGoat man Comics3 maanden geleden
  • Every time I think I've found a good male comedian, he ruins it with some sexist sh#@t in no time. EVERY FREAKING TIME!

    Raha CRaha C3 maanden geleden
  • People call it a miracle in order to forget the traumatic experience it really is. There's blood, poop, tearing, slime, screaming, pain and it's all mushed together in your pleasure parts. Not very nice.

    Inez De KleineInez De Kleine3 maanden geleden
    • Anndddd, I have lost my appetite.. No more pasta for me..

      MrMandauMrMandau3 maanden geleden
    • The miracle is that some women have 1 and then convince themselves to keep having more 🙈

      Yongguk Is Ultimate DaddyYongguk Is Ultimate Daddy3 maanden geleden
    • I agree! It's a fucking miracle the husband is still alive after all that! 🤣🤣🤣

      MAUREEN ACKERLEYMAUREEN ACKERLEY3 maanden geleden
  • The amount of the sarcasm on his joke just brilliant thanks for those videos 👏🏻

    lecameleon123lecameleon1234 maanden geleden
  • Love this guy's humor but his audience always seems to be made up of middle class white people who who want to show their right on credentials by going to see an Asian comedian and trying to out whoop each other whenever he mentions the fact he has brown skin or drops the name of another brown skinned celebrity

    Michael HarrisonMichael Harrison4 maanden geleden
  • Like he because he doesn’t do generic race jokes . Good lad

    No amount of evidence will ever persuade An idiotNo amount of evidence will ever persuade An idiot4 maanden geleden
    • Lee if he doesn’t know his name so ig it’s fine.

      you is stupidyou is stupid3 maanden geleden
    • @penguin house productions are you allowed to say that? Genuine question

      LeeLee4 maanden geleden
    • Its like the other Indian guy i dont like but love this guy

      penguin house productionspenguin house productions4 maanden geleden
  • So he got his wish regarding restaurants, cafés and cinemas.

    Daniel MasonDaniel Mason4 maanden geleden
    • Oop

      limbuashlimbuashMaand geleden
    • U

      Paley LewisPaley Lewis3 maanden geleden
  • Of course the after birth is given to the family to take home, why should the family dog be left out of the miraculous event that is childbirth. 🐶

    bruce evansbruce evans4 maanden geleden
    • In some cultures the family cook it and eat it!

      Daniel FinchDaniel FinchMaand geleden
    • I mean, a lot of animals eat their child’s placenta after giving birth.

      Bowman C.Bowman C.4 maanden geleden
    • yes good idea

      mic stonemic stone4 maanden geleden
  • Omg he's Hilarious...🤣🤣🤣😭.. first time I have ever heard and seen this guy and he's brilliant.. 🤣😭

    lyshalysha4 maanden geleden
    • You'll love shamsi on speakers corner!

      H PH P2 maanden geleden
  • He’s more British than most British

    Philip WaltonPhilip Walton4 maanden geleden
    • Thanks for recognising the difference.

      Daniel FinchDaniel FinchMaand geleden
    • @The eyes British Sri Lankan

      Ushan OlaboduwaUshan Olaboduwa2 maanden geleden
    • He is British!

      Philip WaltonPhilip Walton4 maanden geleden
    • Why is he not British?

      Miles TattsMiles Tatts4 maanden geleden
  • front dump

    mic stonemic stone4 maanden geleden
  • Too few likes on this clip. He's hysterical.

    Christine HerrmannChristine Herrmann4 maanden geleden
  • 😂😂 love this dude

    JoshJosh5 maanden geleden
  • I swear how many cornettos am I going to eat

    Abbas RazaAbbas Raza5 maanden geleden
    • I'm gonna kill the walls advertising team

      ed4pintsed4pints5 maanden geleden
  • Brilliant😄

    Rachel RingRachel Ring5 maanden geleden
  • Uhh, just from my limited medical knowledge neglecting to take the after birth out almost always leads a horrible medical complication that could kill a woman, I know haha jokes, but really it's so serious that medical professionals show you what amounts to biological waste so you don't sue them if your wife drops dead in the next few days.

    Dylan BeauhartDylan Beauhart5 maanden geleden
    • I know a girl who has her kids' placentas frozen solid in the freezer. The kids are now 9 and 11. Fucked if I know what she's going to do with them, but her brother tried to explain to me how you can barbecue them, then they become food. Stupid me thought this was disgusting, but apparently, this is the way forward and people do it now. I'm stupid and backward for not agreeing. I'm not friends with the girl now because of all the vodka, cocaine and codeine she takes. Because of this, I'm unreasonable. If only I was more forward thinking...

      DemonmixerDemonmixer5 maanden geleden
    • @Ned Ryerson because they need you to not be able to say they lied and forgot

      issecret1issecret15 maanden geleden
    • Yush, but why present it? We were just informed that it looked alright and that you could tell my wife had never smoked. No need to see the bloody (in the true sense) thing up close. Leave it to the experts!

      Ned RyersonNed Ryerson5 maanden geleden
  • 😂😂😂 I'm dying from the afterbirth presentation..

    Jo HayesJo Hayes5 maanden geleden
  • Why is there a walls Ice cream advert in the middle of the afterbirth sketch

    Paul_AxisPaul_Axis5 maanden geleden
    • You don't eat afterbirth flavoured ice cream? Weirdo.

      Ushan OlaboduwaUshan Olaboduwa2 maanden geleden
    • “Serving Suggestion”. 😳🍨

      Vatican CameosVatican Cameos2 maanden geleden
  • I know it’s a joke, but if the placenta stays in, sepsis would set in long before 10 years.

    FutureBerea AlumnFutureBerea Alumn5 maanden geleden
    • Yeah pph long before infection

      IndecentExposureIndecentExposure3 maanden geleden
    • Exactly, a person can die when the placenta doesn’t come out.

      JTubeJTube4 maanden geleden
    • @mic stone love myself a good front dump

      BOAH NATIONBOAH NATION4 maanden geleden
    • do you reckon, just sepsis, front dump needed I think

      mic stonemic stone4 maanden geleden
    • @Lynette mirembe lol

      offense lordoffense lord5 maanden geleden
  • nlworld.info/key/video/26ubhtWpiWegj4g

    Sam CoupéSam Coupé5 maanden geleden
  • 1:28..." Can you tell me why he's so fair? "

    BlackballBlackball5 maanden geleden
  • Stage presence

    Alice WildeAlice Wilde5 maanden geleden
  • every minute a advert....

    MrhemptasticMrhemptastic5 maanden geleden
  • No matter how many times I watch his piece I just laugh out loud. 😂😂

    परिक्षित पोखरेलपरिक्षित पोखरेल5 maanden geleden
  • Every word that comes out of his mouth is gold.

    BoxenBoxen5 maanden geleden
  • When you're so early you can't steal someone else's comment

    n325aejn325aej5 maanden geleden
    • @Kaye Henry thanks man, 👍

      n325aejn325aej5 maanden geleden
    • And yet you did, word for word. LOL, well done, you.

      Kaye HenryKaye Henry5 maanden geleden
  • Sometimes, you just gotta hope it’s racism. OMG 🤣🤣🤣 That was unexpected.

    achanwahnachanwahn5 maanden geleden
  • After a awful day something to give you a laugh!

    becky 22becky 225 maanden geleden
    • @Ryan T u mightve made it worse mate

      ÅmãnÅmãn3 maanden geleden
    • An awful day *

      Ryan TRyan T4 maanden geleden
  • Hahahaha... Class

    Emang GitulahEmang Gitulah5 maanden geleden
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