Ricky Gervais On Teaching Morals To Children | BEST OF Politics | Universal Comedy
13 mei. 2020
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Taken from his 2nd special POLITICS, the recent host of the 2020 Golden Globes and creator of The Office, Extras and AfterLife Ricky Gervais discusses sweatshops in third world countries, the fable of the two mice, nursery rhymes and everyone's favourite idiot Karl Pilkington
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Ricky is like the non transvestite eddie izzard. both are hilarious and smart👍
Humpty Dumpty is a story to encourage care of fragile possessions, in that, sometimes all efforts will fail to fix.
Ricky and karl are funny as. Legends
I think the moral of the story of humpty dumpty is that be careful cuz sometimes some accidents maybe irreversible or incurable even by the most elite people
You know what? It never ever says anywhere that Humpty Dumpty is an egg.
the suit for 150 is also made in a sweatshop. it just has some letters stitched on it
And who are YOU, Ricky PAUL? If, "Knowledge is Power," you're still walkin' around cerebrally enemic, my friend.
Did anybody actually laugh at this......
Agree with Carl on the last one ;)
Here's hoping the 150-quid suit wasn't just a sweatshop owner making huge money...
You think the £100 suit is the same factory with more markup?
Come to think of it, who goes uphill to find water? Water runs downhill. Intreaguing. 🤔
The humpty dumpy story meaning was sometimes something that is broken cannot be fixed. So don’t be reckless.
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Thank God there're captions
Whoa! Really, though...if there were no picture books, how in the fk would any of us know that Humpty Dumpty was even an egg?! Who was that first illustrator anyway?! H.D could've been anybody for crying out loud! Lol!
Don't trust wikipedia for ANYTHING. 💯
Humpty dumpty wasnt an egg
Never telling the same lie twice came straight from Garak on Deep Space Nine from about 10 years ago. He even referenced the cry wolf story with Dr. Bashir.
Wasn't a Monday, everyone knows that Tuesday is the worst and most boring day of the week for everything and everyone!
I always thought the moral of the boy who cried wolf story was not about lying but about not breaking peoples trust in you. Because if people don't trust you when you need them the most, they won't be there for you.
"Ricky Gervis" has already taught so much; he's qualified to teach ANYTHING! *(except a comedy class) - Jenny Craig 😉
Excellent.
So we Mancunians have a reputation for thinkin everything's rubbish? That's rubbish, that is.
Love Karl Pilkington. That man has his priorities sorted.
Funny but it’s not about an egg it was a canon lol
Nowhere in the humpty dumpty story does it say he was an egg.
“Never tell the same lie twice” -Garak, Deepspace 9
“The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination."
The thing people always forget about 'The Boy Who Cried Wolf' is that in the end... *the wolves were real.*
It’s funny I can tell he’s performing for a UK crowd lol
The total price of makin brand clothing vs cheap Chinese fake brand clothing is often like 10 dollars per unit difference or something the rest of difference you pay is for that little brand name written somwhere on the corner of the shirt lol
It's raining it's pouring the old man is snoring he bumped his head then went to bed and couldn't wake up in the morning, it took me years to realize that was a song about an old man dieing from a concussion.
Humpty Dumpty was a giant cannon.
Did he just admit that Carl is the subject of a lot of his material and without him his shows would be a lot shorter?
According to the Oxford English Dictionary, in the 17th century the term "humpty dumpty" referred to a drink of brandy boiled with ale. The riddle probably exploited, for misdirection, the fact that "humpty dumpty" was also eighteenth-century reduplicative slang for a short and clumsy person
I waited 3 minutes for him to be funny and I couldn’t take it anymore
It amazes me how ricky is reconciliated with himself he embrasses the flow of authenticity,empowering.
I sent them to mend an egg loool I LOVE Ricky Gervais he's such a genius
I like Andrew Dice Clays verson better. Jack and Jill went up the hill, each with a buck and a quarter. Jill came down with two-fifty. OH!
Wasnt that joke about the boy who cries wolf in star trek ds9 aswell? 😂
Carl Pilkington , classic northern wit
The actual moral of "The Boy Who Cried Wolf" is that sometimes, albeit very rarely, there's an actual wolf, and the herd doesn't really care how so very not gullible you were before. It never hurts anyone to just check. Well, maybe except for your ego...
I can kinda see that Ricky based Derek off of Karl a bit. Innit?
Fav comedian yeah? Legend
The horses were used to make glue!!!!😧!!!
He stole the "never tell the same lie twice" bit from Elim Garak
Jack and Jill going uphill to get water never made sense to me.
Humpty Dumpty only became an egg much later when the rhyme was included in a children's book of illustrated rhymes. My favourite theory is that it is about the hump-backed King Richard III.
2:45 he stole that from Star Trek DS9
Humpty dumpty was an actual wall not an egg.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch some marijuana! Jack got high and dropped his fly and then asked "If you wanna?" Jill said "yes!" Then dropped her dress and then they had some fun! Silly Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son... 😐
Or, "Silly Jack, forgot to pull out, and now they have a cub scout". I'm sure there's a rhyme for "condom" being "beyond him", but heh, when you can blame the girl....blame the girl.
fun fact for anyone reading in the future: Humpty Dumpty was a cannon
Congratulations, you have the ability to read things that others have already commented.
The rightful attention semiannually smash because knot curiously tumble aboard a well-made tile. wretched, gainful reminder
"I sent them to mend an egg." Brilliant!
The Horses job was to get the Men there quickly....Ricky.
@Nunofyour Business That's good to know. I love when Ricky roasts people, but not the horses, leave the horses alone, Ricky, LOL
in reality the horses were used (without success) to try and pull the canon (called Humpty Dumpty) back onto the wall (battlement) from which it had just disastrously fallen. cheers
They are called pennies and dollars.
3:22 - I thought the moral was simply, *watch your step after a good shag, because your legs might be a bit weak right after.* You know what it's like... you ever get a bit weak in the knees after an intense ride down the rapids on the old tuna canoe? Of course you have... so maybe it would be a good idea to take 15 or 20 minutes and have a good stretch before jumping up and sauntering back home. Otherwise, you could break your face.
I heard that Jack and Jill is about a beheading and that Humpty Dumpty is about a cannon. A lot of people have come to the conclusion that Ring-a Rosie is about the Black Plague, and I was told that the Three Blind Mice getting their tails cut off is referring to a very different type of tail. Dude, nursery rhymes are f*cked, lol
Humpty Dumpty is a story about a massive cannon that was knocked off a wall and couldnt be repaired.... the cannon was like a mascot in a way.
Karl didn't say she'd be dead by now
Moral to humpty dumpty is actually that something can't be fixed and are permanent.
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Who else thought immediately: "Yeah he stole that wolf-joke from Garak"?
@Jay Winner maybe not but just google "never tell the same lie twice" and you get a picture of garak
This was my first thought but then I realized I have no idea if DS9 even came up with that.
Good writers borrow from other writer. Great writers steal from them outright.
the way I understand Humpty dumpy has to do with pride comes before the fall.
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Jill went up the hill, and Jack came back down. He left Jill up there, saw her hair, and you would leave her up there wouldn't you.
I've heard so much about him being one of the funniest people in the world. Actually seeing him for the first time, I think he's not funny at all.
He used the same joke about the wolf in After life, and it's still funny hahahaha
This used to be funny. Until I realized the masses replaced basic morals with leftist values. Leaders long ago realized the masses, if left to their own without basic morals, destroy communities.
Humpty Dumpty must be the stupidest thing I’ve heard in English
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With her marrow n that
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The funny thing about the 29 quid suit...The more expensive suit he bought, was probably made in the same sweat shop, for the same price. He just paid more and lost a guitar.
"Never tell the same lie twice." Didn't Garak, from Star Trek DS9 say the same thing when told that story?
He did, Gervais totally stole that
Plus, if he's an egg, what is he when he hatches?
Where can I find the Karl Pilkington piece about bone marrow
I smoked one marijuana cigarette and went bloody mental
Karl pilkington is the man
True story: Nothing in Humpty Dumpty said anything about him being an egg. Makes it more like a Frankenstein, doesn't it?
To me (even now knowing the real story of Humpty Dumpty) it never explicitly said humpty was an egg, so to me as a kid it was" just don't fall off walls or you will be broken ". A fall from a good height could break a person's bones/skull so it made sense to me XD
Kakyoin did you lay this egg?
He stole the wolf joke from a episode of Star Trek DS9.
Sadly, paying more for an item does not mean that there was less exploitation involved in producing it. Look at Nike as just one example.
If only he was a boiled egg
morals is not something you actively teach. you try, you fail. morals is something kids learn through watching other people in the family and elsewhere. if it's not as some think and they get it with their mother's milk.
Well, I think that morality is on the one hand part of our biology because of our ability to experience empathy, and the rest is just picked up from your experiences, which includes what you are taught.
Horses may not have opposable thumbs but they do have a prehensile upper lip that they use much like an elephant with a very short trunk, to grab things to eat. Still probably not all that useful in a medical emergency tho. That is all 😊
When you realise in the humpty dumpty ryme they don't mention anything about an egg
That reveal of him getting the cheap jacket was fucking brilliant, comedic timing on point!
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The lesson of Humpty Dumpty is entropy. Duh. Some lover of science Gervais turned out to be.
The Moral of Jack and Jill is a valid point.
@J K --Are you sure of that? 🤔Doesn't sound 'right'
There are no morals to English nursery rhymes. Morals are taught in ancient Greek parables. The English were just gossips.
I always thought Jack and Jill were siblings and the moral was “be careful when going up and down hills”.
Gravity always wins eventually.
No where in humpty dumpty is it written that he was a egg... Original rhyme, humpty was a person.
Brilliant
Humpty Dumpty wasn't called an egg.
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