"Like She's Waiting To Die" Joe Lycett On His Friend Claire | Universal Comedy

24 aug. 2020
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We all have that one friend that we feel the need to apologise for. Well for Joe Lycett it's his friend Claire, and for good reason...
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  • He sounds like Marc Almond.

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  • From dudley, and i can confirm, "yhes"

    Troll-kuTroll-kuMaand geleden
  • I NEED MORE CLARE JOKES!!!! best thing I've ever heard! 😂😂

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  • That last joke was killer. And the gay clubbing one.

    Daniel SonDaniel Son2 maanden geleden
  • I’m actually fucking crying at that gay clubbing joke jfc that’s so funny

    Chase FrancesChase Frances2 maanden geleden
  • I wonder if that’s the same Claire he brought to “would I lie to you”?

    nince021nince0212 maanden geleden
  • Aren't we all just waiting to die? Perhaps, though, some of us are waiting to dye.

    I Created An Account For ThisI Created An Account For This2 maanden geleden
  • funny

    Nicholas DomitraschukNicholas Domitraschuk2 maanden geleden
  • Well, I really hope this is old, because I know that "outweird them" stratagem from an old meme, and I've heard him move into the "old quiche Lorrain" routine before

    Eter PuralisEter Puralis2 maanden geleden
  • #hugoboss

    chris Truluckchris Truluck2 maanden geleden
  • Nah I wanna be his pal 😂😂😂😂

    Rose McGowanRose McGowan3 maanden geleden
  • My friend had a boyfriend called Spliff! 🤣

    Elizabeth WoolnoughElizabeth Woolnough3 maanden geleden
  • i always come back to this video

    maysamaysa3 maanden geleden
  • 1:00 there's Claire!

    globaljaboubleglobaljabouble3 maanden geleden
  • That out-weirding trick was fabulous lol

    ChaoticDollChaoticDoll3 maanden geleden
  • The face he pulls on “Oh does it?” (in a quiche accent) is genius :D

    Knappa22Knappa223 maanden geleden
  • “We go out gay clubbing...where well club a gay to death once a month”

    Bob BobBob Bob3 maanden geleden
  • 4:54. Best comeback ever!!

    Alex BukerAlex Buker3 maanden geleden
  • 2:47 i mean we've all been claire on a night out haven't we

    Aimee, where did your social life go?Aimee, where did your social life go?3 maanden geleden
  • I wish I could "like" this more than once!

    Chris LChris L3 maanden geleden
  • Pearls of wisdom. Clare.

    Rachel RingRachel Ring3 maanden geleden
  • I think I love Claire.

    PrakritiPrakriti3 maanden geleden
    • We definitely need to hear more about Claire. 😊👍

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  • That Gay Clubbing joke made me ugly laugh, omg!

    A.M.A.M.3 maanden geleden
  • Si Lorraine is the brithish Karen???

    Viki BViki B3 maanden geleden
  • "And I don't know what face to pull" you can hear him crack up at the end of that one, I love it

    Watermelon SandalWatermelon Sandal3 maanden geleden
  • We need a book of Claire's drunken philosophies

    Watermelon SandalWatermelon Sandal4 maanden geleden
  • The outweirding concept sounds like something I might try myself. Cheers Joe.

    Aboe BobingtonAboe Bobington4 maanden geleden
  • =

    angel smithangel smith4 maanden geleden
  • Joe is a man !!!

    Jay BrooksJay Brooks4 maanden geleden
    • I thought he was a cucumber

      Hannah CollingsHannah Collings3 maanden geleden
  • I hope Claire is not watching

    Daniel How-Tien LiewDaniel How-Tien Liew4 maanden geleden
  • So did the form get filled out with the doctor?

    Matthew CarterMatthew Carter4 maanden geleden
  • Sophomoric

    Savannah MSavannah M4 maanden geleden
  • Wasn’t there a WILTY where he brought a friend called Claire who was offended by a sculpture he made?

    Nothing to be concerned aboutNothing to be concerned about4 maanden geleden
    • No, the WILTY girl was named Amy(:

      Moonchild_babyMoonchild_baby4 maanden geleden
  • I can't find his sketch about the gas station. Anyone has the link for this video?

    Nadia GNadia G4 maanden geleden
  • Claire sounds like the best friday night out but the worst Saturday morning hangover 😂😂😂

    C.p.2.0C.p.2.04 maanden geleden
  • 2:39 "She's not very graceful in heels. She looks like when I put toilet rolls on my cat's legs." Oh, goodie. Another way to torment my cats when I'm drinking that I haven't tried yet!

    Lanita GriceLanita Grice4 maanden geleden
  • "gay clubbing" was such an underrated, well executed joke

    Mitchell HoggMitchell Hogg4 maanden geleden

      Ben DarylDalleBen DarylDalle23 dagen geleden
    • @Joseph C. Noice 👍

      loopstationloopstation2 maanden geleden
    • Wow, he's just talking about clubbing and uppint the ante by going to executions? Slow down now

      Joseph C.Joseph C.3 maanden geleden
    • It wasn't underrated.

      Jean-Claude Francois Baroud de la LombardiereJean-Claude Francois Baroud de la Lombardiere3 maanden geleden
  • British people always astound me

    Necesito Soma Por FavorNecesito Soma Por Favor4 maanden geleden
    • They are Brilliant people (mostly) HaHa!

      Thomas AnholmThomas Anholm3 maanden geleden
  • 3:55 joe goes fully judge rinder

    Alexander ArcherAlexander Archer4 maanden geleden
    • Omg I literally thought he reminded me of Judge Rinder in the previous video I was watching!!🤣

      Mel BeardsleyMel Beardsley4 maanden geleden
  • Is he supposed to be funny??

    Mark SteeleMark Steele4 maanden geleden
  • Unfunny

    Wolvesfan 1980Wolvesfan 19804 maanden geleden
  • Is Claire... Walrus?

    Aoife SheehanAoife Sheehan4 maanden geleden
  • Dude should get a contract with Calm

    Ellie DaneckerEllie Danecker4 maanden geleden
  • Superb

    Paul PotterPaul Potter4 maanden geleden
  • Joe lycett you legend 👍🏽

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  • I sometimes spell neighbour like that too. e.g. I went to the neighbour for a check up, turns out I have HPV

    Vuyolwethu MtyapaVuyolwethu Mtyapa4 maanden geleden
  • As I always say - “If you can get a poo out - you can get a knob in.” Goodnight everybody! 🤣♥️

    Larry AmigoLarry Amigo4 maanden geleden
  • It's a common Dudley thing, in my experience they tend to be named Angela 🤣

    Leanne Rohun-NortonLeanne Rohun-Norton4 maanden geleden
  • Ok, but serious question - has anyone actually ever microwaved clothes and been successful at not starting a fire? Asking for a friend ...

    Crypto & CognacCrypto & Cognac4 maanden geleden
  • Plot twist, Claire is his drag name

    CucumamacacapipiCucumamacacapipi4 maanden geleden
  • She sounds like my kind of gal 🤣🤣

    Jeremy WoodsideJeremy Woodside4 maanden geleden
  • I've seen him on QI, and I think he's just so cute. 😅

    pancakespancakes4 maanden geleden
  • Plot twist: Claire is a walrus.

    ZanraiKidZanraiKid4 maanden geleden
    • 170'th

      Logan TrueLogan True2 maanden geleden
  • I don't like the lady at the post office either, I'm glad I'm not alone

    ParlatoParlato4 maanden geleden
  • 0:11 wooo dudley

    Rise of The noodlesRise of The noodles4 maanden geleden
  • Most ppl: how could she microwave clothes oh my god Me: wait u can dry clothes by microwaving them

    aagitationaagitation4 maanden geleden
    • @elnubnub yup, thats the way. whenever I HAVE TO dry something quickly, microwaves are really useful lol

      Hannibal Justin CaseHannibal Justin CaseMaand geleden
    • There is an episode of Fresh Prince where a microwave is used to heat up underwear...

      Jean-Claude Francois Baroud de la LombardiereJean-Claude Francois Baroud de la Lombardiere3 maanden geleden
    • Adam Sexton idk either, but i'm super happy for you. now excuse me while i finish downing this entire glass of pure vodka b/c mixers are a waste of precious money. glad you enjoyed :D

      Danielle SpargoDanielle Spargo4 maanden geleden
    • sam rice just drunk :D

      Danielle SpargoDanielle Spargo4 maanden geleden
    • Technically it’s called starting a fire...

      ChhayyChhayy4 maanden geleden
  • I'll now be looking for where to bring into a conversion, "If you can get a poo out you can get a knob in".

    Trooperandcooper AleTrooperandcooper Ale4 maanden geleden
    • im ngl ive always said that😂 makes sense really

      nwh91nwh912 maanden geleden
    • Thats tattoo material right there.

      TwiggehTwiggeh4 maanden geleden
    • i will not be doing that, but i'd love to hear stories about how it goes for you 😅😅

      Danielle SpargoDanielle Spargo4 maanden geleden
  • I'm going to spend the rest of my life waiting for an opportunity to use that last trick...

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  • Geezus this is brilliant 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    HippyNinjaSimmyHippyNinjaSimmy4 maanden geleden
  • Geezus this is brilliant 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    HippyNinjaSimmyHippyNinjaSimmy4 maanden geleden
  • Y R U Gae.

    Aldonte Jedi. a.k.a Natty Aldonis.Aldonte Jedi. a.k.a Natty Aldonis.4 maanden geleden
  • What the hell what the women in the advert gonna do with ice cream milk and limes

    Jamie FerrieJamie Ferrie4 maanden geleden
  • 🍓🍓🍓🏝🏡🏝🎛⛳🥇🐱👽👽👽

    Mandy ThomasMandy Thomas5 maanden geleden
  • I adore Joe.

    Harley QuinnHarley Quinn5 maanden geleden
  • I freaking need my own personal Joe... mummy...may I have a clone please

    LH ShnailedLH Shnailed5 maanden geleden
  • Who else has an unhealthy obsession with Joe Lycett? 🇵🇹🌍

    Diogo F.Diogo F.5 maanden geleden

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    • @Mariana Roque yeee 👍🤣🤣🤣

      Diogo F.Diogo F.4 maanden geleden
    • Tugas juntos pelo Lycett

      Mariana RoqueMariana Roque4 maanden geleden
    • Just found him last week, I've already watched everything on his channel and then some 😂

      Jennifer HoggJennifer Hogg4 maanden geleden
    • I m gettin there #Tunisia

      salwa Ajsalwa Aj4 maanden geleden
  • It feels like Joe is talking about himself 🤣

    Alexandra BowdenAlexandra Bowden5 maanden geleden
  • I need a Claire in my life, she sounds like a right laugh.

    MikeMike5 maanden geleden
  • plot twist: claire is joe's drag act

    Emma PrantlEmma Prantl5 maanden geleden
  • That's a very bad irish accent

    ellie smythellie smyth5 maanden geleden
    • Oh dear...

      Jane RoweJane Rowe4 maanden geleden
    • That’s a Brummie accent, from Birmingham, not Ireland

      EliseElise4 maanden geleden
    • She’s from Dudley, not Dublin! 😂

      Darryl LovettDarryl Lovett4 maanden geleden
    • what irish accent?

      Zach KayZach Kay4 maanden geleden
  • 3:50 SO FUNNY

    Jada LuiseJada Luise5 maanden geleden
  • *jeeze this is worse than constipation*

    Big John FuryBig John Fury5 maanden geleden
    • Grown man on NLworld pretending to be someone's dad get a life ye quilt

      Amxst 1Amxst 1Maand geleden
    • I think you’re stuck on bold font

      Rise of The noodlesRise of The noodles4 maanden geleden
    • @JB Racing *I've heard that Joe Lycet does a lot for hospitals* *Make people sick*

      Big John FuryBig John Fury4 maanden geleden
    • @Big John Fury you alright mate?

      JB RacingJB Racing4 maanden geleden
    • @JB Racing *the content is old off and stinky* *Don't forget to wash your hands*

      Big John FuryBig John Fury5 maanden geleden
  • 😷👍 Thank you!

    Lori TracyLori Tracy5 maanden geleden
  • Claire's phone number?? It's for a friend 😉

    StarScream 777StarScream 7775 maanden geleden
    • @StarScream 777 i know bro

      emrysemrys5 maanden geleden
    • @emrys I don't really want Clare's phone number .. I was trying a bit of humor

      StarScream 777StarScream 7775 maanden geleden
    • Claire is Joe, its away of telling the worst aspect of his socail life

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  • nlworld.info/key/video/26ubhtWpiWegj4g

    Sam CoupéSam Coupé5 maanden geleden
  • ‘Oh dœś îttttttttt’ my hero

    Lucy MatildaLucy Matilda5 maanden geleden
  • "Oh does it" is one of the best lines I've ever heard in any stand up

    J ThomasJ Thomas5 maanden geleden
    • I heard him say that when I read it 😂

      Robyn RedfernRobyn Redfern17 dagen geleden
    • I could hear this line before he did the bit.

      dragonfreakinlorddragonfreakinlord3 maanden geleden
    • @JayPeeAy It sounded like Limmy to me.

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    • the weird thing is,he sounds Scottish when he says it 🤣

      JayPeeAyJayPeeAy4 maanden geleden
    • I read your comment at the beginning of the video and waited 5 minutes to know what you were talking about...worth it.

      Michael MaciasMichael Macias4 maanden geleden
  • Just shows what a tramp Lycett is himself

    jeeves1947jeeves19475 maanden geleden
  • can't believe i live near claire, i feel famous

    niamh walkerniamh walker5 maanden geleden
  • plot twist: claire is joe

    unstableness centralunstableness central5 maanden geleden
  • I need a Claire...haha

    ItsMeSamiItsMeSami5 maanden geleden
    • Kimberlagio Deep...

      ItsMeSamiItsMeSami5 maanden geleden
    • J Turkington sometimes you need to be the own claire in your life

      KimberlagioKimberlagio5 maanden geleden
    • We all need a Claire in our lifes.

      J TurkingtonJ Turkington5 maanden geleden
  • Gotta love Claire

    Jack TreloarJack Treloar5 maanden geleden
  • Claire is my spirit animal

    Cameron BranfordCameron Branford5 maanden geleden
  • Claire is obviously Joe's alter ego

    mattihpmattihp5 maanden geleden
    • @WomanChild same 🤣

      Newty BeautyNewty Beauty3 maanden geleden
    • I absolutely didn’t get that. I thought he was talking about a real person. But I’m also very stoned rn so I could very well be misreading this whooooole thing. ✌️

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    • How astute of you.

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  • First comment WOOOOOO!!!

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