"Like She's Waiting To Die" Joe Lycett On His Friend Claire | Universal Comedy
24 aug. 2020
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We all have that one friend that we feel the need to apologise for. Well for Joe Lycett it's his friend Claire, and for good reason...
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He sounds like Marc Almond.
Let the truth be revealed illuminati and the us goverment are brainwashing u with demons u have to believe in truth were running out of time love doesn’t know what music is there’s gonna be a flood SHARE SPREAD THE WORD nlworld.info/top/PL1sO43aFrEaLmYd9v5a6JrOvcior1Uoh1.html
From dudley, and i can confirm, "yhes"
I NEED MORE CLARE JOKES!!!! best thing I've ever heard! 😂😂
That last joke was killer. And the gay clubbing one.
I’m actually fucking crying at that gay clubbing joke jfc that’s so funny
I wonder if that’s the same Claire he brought to “would I lie to you”?
Aren't we all just waiting to die? Perhaps, though, some of us are waiting to dye.
funny
Well, I really hope this is old, because I know that "outweird them" stratagem from an old meme, and I've heard him move into the "old quiche Lorrain" routine before
#hugoboss
Nah I wanna be his pal 😂😂😂😂
My friend had a boyfriend called Spliff! 🤣
i always come back to this video
1:00 there's Claire!
That out-weirding trick was fabulous lol
The face he pulls on “Oh does it?” (in a quiche accent) is genius :D
“We go out gay clubbing...where well club a gay to death once a month”
4:54. Best comeback ever!!
2:47 i mean we've all been claire on a night out haven't we
I wish I could "like" this more than once!
Pearls of wisdom. Clare.
I think I love Claire.
We definitely need to hear more about Claire. 😊👍
That Gay Clubbing joke made me ugly laugh, omg!
Si Lorraine is the brithish Karen???
"And I don't know what face to pull" you can hear him crack up at the end of that one, I love it
We need a book of Claire's drunken philosophies
The outweirding concept sounds like something I might try myself. Cheers Joe.
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Joe is a man !!!
I thought he was a cucumber
I hope Claire is not watching
So did the form get filled out with the doctor?
Sophomoric
Wasn’t there a WILTY where he brought a friend called Claire who was offended by a sculpture he made?
No, the WILTY girl was named Amy(:
I can't find his sketch about the gas station. Anyone has the link for this video?
Claire sounds like the best friday night out but the worst Saturday morning hangover 😂😂😂
2:39 "She's not very graceful in heels. She looks like when I put toilet rolls on my cat's legs." Oh, goodie. Another way to torment my cats when I'm drinking that I haven't tried yet!
"gay clubbing" was such an underrated, well executed joke
YES OMG LOL
@Joseph C. Noice 👍
Wow, he's just talking about clubbing and uppint the ante by going to executions? Slow down now
It wasn't underrated.
British people always astound me
They are Brilliant people (mostly) HaHa!
3:55 joe goes fully judge rinder
Omg I literally thought he reminded me of Judge Rinder in the previous video I was watching!!🤣
Is he supposed to be funny??
Unfunny
Is Claire... Walrus?
Dude should get a contract with Calm
Superb
Joe lycett you legend 👍🏽
I sometimes spell neighbour like that too. e.g. I went to the neighbour for a check up, turns out I have HPV
As I always say - “If you can get a poo out - you can get a knob in.” Goodnight everybody! 🤣♥️
It's a common Dudley thing, in my experience they tend to be named Angela 🤣
Ok, but serious question - has anyone actually ever microwaved clothes and been successful at not starting a fire? Asking for a friend ...
Plot twist, Claire is his drag name
She sounds like my kind of gal 🤣🤣
I've seen him on QI, and I think he's just so cute. 😅
Plot twist: Claire is a walrus.
170'th
I don't like the lady at the post office either, I'm glad I'm not alone
0:11 wooo dudley
Most ppl: how could she microwave clothes oh my god Me: wait u can dry clothes by microwaving them
@elnubnub yup, thats the way. whenever I HAVE TO dry something quickly, microwaves are really useful lol
There is an episode of Fresh Prince where a microwave is used to heat up underwear...
Adam Sexton idk either, but i'm super happy for you. now excuse me while i finish downing this entire glass of pure vodka b/c mixers are a waste of precious money. glad you enjoyed :D
sam rice just drunk :D
Technically it’s called starting a fire...
I'll now be looking for where to bring into a conversion, "If you can get a poo out you can get a knob in".
im ngl ive always said that😂 makes sense really
Thats tattoo material right there.
i will not be doing that, but i'd love to hear stories about how it goes for you 😅😅
I'm going to spend the rest of my life waiting for an opportunity to use that last trick...
Geezus this is brilliant 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Geezus this is brilliant 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Y R U Gae.
What the hell what the women in the advert gonna do with ice cream milk and limes
🍓🍓🍓🏝🏡🏝🎛⛳🥇🐱👽👽👽
I adore Joe.
I freaking need my own personal Joe... mummy...may I have a clone please
Who else has an unhealthy obsession with Joe Lycett? 🇵🇹🌍
MEUS BROS TUGAS CRLH
@Mariana Roque yeee 👍🤣🤣🤣
Tugas juntos pelo Lycett
Just found him last week, I've already watched everything on his channel and then some 😂
I m gettin there #Tunisia
It feels like Joe is talking about himself 🤣
I need a Claire in my life, she sounds like a right laugh.
plot twist: claire is joe's drag act
That's a very bad irish accent
Oh dear...
That’s a Brummie accent, from Birmingham, not Ireland
She’s from Dudley, not Dublin! 😂
what irish accent?
3:50 SO FUNNY
*jeeze this is worse than constipation*
Grown man on NLworld pretending to be someone's dad get a life ye quilt
I think you’re stuck on bold font
@JB Racing *I've heard that Joe Lycet does a lot for hospitals* *Make people sick*
@Big John Fury you alright mate?
@JB Racing *the content is old off and stinky* *Don't forget to wash your hands*
😷👍 Thank you!
Claire's phone number?? It's for a friend 😉
@StarScream 777 i know bro
@emrys I don't really want Clare's phone number .. I was trying a bit of humor
Claire is Joe, its away of telling the worst aspect of his socail life
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‘Oh dœś îttttttttt’ my hero
"Oh does it" is one of the best lines I've ever heard in any stand up
I heard him say that when I read it 😂
I could hear this line before he did the bit.
@JayPeeAy It sounded like Limmy to me.
the weird thing is,he sounds Scottish when he says it 🤣
I read your comment at the beginning of the video and waited 5 minutes to know what you were talking about...worth it.
Just shows what a tramp Lycett is himself
can't believe i live near claire, i feel famous
plot twist: claire is joe
I need a Claire...haha
Kimberlagio Deep...
J Turkington sometimes you need to be the own claire in your life
We all need a Claire in our lifes.
Gotta love Claire
Claire is my spirit animal
Claire is obviously Joe's alter ego
@WomanChild same 🤣
I absolutely didn’t get that. I thought he was talking about a real person. But I’m also very stoned rn so I could very well be misreading this whooooole thing. ✌️
How astute of you.
First comment WOOOOOO!!!