Kevin Bridges On English Vs Scottish Football | Universal Comedy

5 jul. 2020
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The Scottish are not anti-English, they just actively support against them in everything.
PLEASE NOTE - Be careful what you say in Glasgow when you're comparing English and Scottish football.
Here (2018's biggest-selling comedian) Kevin Bridges in his 2nd special 'The Story Continues' compares football across the UK.
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  • A B E - all the way !

    TRADINGMAN1TRADINGMAN12 dagen geleden
  • I actually lol'd when he was talking, then I caught myself laughing out loud and was all ya know what, this dudes actually pretty funny.

    Cray CrayCray Cray3 dagen geleden
  • I met this guy at a casino and I was much funnier

    Mi CuMi Cu6 dagen geleden
  • This man is a s funny as the English guy with long hair

    Mi CuMi Cu6 dagen geleden
  • I love when the Irish and Scottish get together though 😂 it’s my favourite thing 1 major thing in common...

    Laurajayne NolanLaurajayne Nolan7 dagen geleden
  • This has aged well, rangers sold the face painting company til Celtic for a profit 🤣🤣

    Rab pRab p8 dagen geleden
    • @John Moore aye aye

      Rab pRab p2 dagen geleden
    • Rangers will be needing the paint back very soon

      John MooreJohn Moore2 dagen geleden
    • Would rather owe money to a face painting company than to Brighton for Shane Duffy 😂😂

      LewisLewis7 dagen geleden
  • He's funny, but he's no Billy Connolly.

    Brian SoanBrian Soan10 dagen geleden
  • You have Rangers, you have Celtic. Plus some other village teams which you beat every week. That is Scottish SPL.

    Davey RDavey R11 dagen geleden
  • He does a good general English accent.

    L BL B13 dagen geleden
  • Scotland football 😂😂😂😂 that’s the funniest joke I’ve heard

    rian markyrian marky13 dagen geleden
  • They found the nag again

    Barry KentBarry Kent13 dagen geleden
  • Fookin luv this bloke.....from usa

    Mark PattersonMark Patterson14 dagen geleden
  • When I was in the Norwegian navy in '93, and served during off seas missions, we had a few stops in Scotland during the World cup qualifyers, the Scots congratulated us for beating England.

    bohemianwriter1bohemianwriter115 dagen geleden
  • Scottish people would rather England lose the WC final than win it themselves lmao

    KobiKobi15 dagen geleden
  • Who are top of the League now Paddy . Kevin is a Tim don’t forger that .

    Will 8888Will 888816 dagen geleden
  • The tiger face paint joke is absolutely wonderful. Kevin Bridges is pure comedy genius...

    Hudson CassonHudson Casson16 dagen geleden
  • and now Rangers are bossing the league - unlucky ya f*nians yer time is up

    flatcircleflatcircle16 dagen geleden
  • Love the accent ... love the comedy

    Black CorpBlack Corp18 dagen geleden
  • Who is this little weirdo. Not seen him before.

    Hedonists Heaven.Hedonists Heaven.18 dagen geleden
    • Kevin bridges

      Paulo TPaulo T17 dagen geleden
  • I love Scotland, but I'll always support the other team too 🤣👌

    The WandererThe Wanderer19 dagen geleden
  • Danny Dyer 😂

    WATP 1872WATP 187219 dagen geleden
  • I didnt understand 50% of what he said but it was still hilarious af😂😂😂

    Bilal ViraniBilal Virani20 dagen geleden
  • When are you bringing our wembley pitch back.

    john butlerjohn butler21 dag geleden
  • Trust me - works both ways. I support any team that plays against Scotland!

    David BigleyDavid Bigley21 dag geleden
  • He is more pleased with himself than funny

    ket hughesket hughes23 dagen geleden
  • That’s a fooking camp mince up kn doon the boards, Kev....

    Josephine BenningtonJosephine Bennington23 dagen geleden
  • ABE t-shirts every World Cup in my Edinburgh office - Anyone But England!!

    Shaikh AhmedShaikh Ahmed24 dagen geleden
    • 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

      Macavity MacavityMacavity Macavity22 dagen geleden
  • That chip on the shoulder is ever present eh 😂

    Castor TroyCastor Troy26 dagen geleden
  • I might be from 'England' but I hail from the north east and trust me when I say (read this next bit in a mackem/Geordie accent) England's a fucking pile of shite

    DouthyDouthy26 dagen geleden
  • Technically Millwall are Scottish . Because they were founded mainly by Scottish dockers . Interesting fact that !

    Victorian GhostVictorian Ghost28 dagen geleden
  • That was not English

    Nestor AlvesNestor Alves29 dagen geleden
  • Yeah well we would root against the Scots, but that would require them qualifying for any kind of tournament.

    Aaron HesterAaron Hester29 dagen geleden
    • And we finally have

      Radical RisesRadical Rises25 dagen geleden
  • I finally understand that Robin Williams bit about scottish gibberish

    Broken soffaBroken soffaMaand geleden
  • Alright I hardly understand what he's saying and I'm even more confused now with the captions turned on

    Broken soffaBroken soffaMaand geleden
    • You get better at it with time

      AlleAlleMaand geleden
  • The Pope's a Bundis League kinda guy...! Lol

    Stephen BradyStephen BradyMaand geleden
  • The gaping map regretfully curl because crow symptomatically save mid a red meter. thick, magical look

    Robert BolducRobert BolducMaand geleden
  • He was kiddin on he was a lion ...the Lyin King

    Saoirse N MikeySaoirse N MikeyMaand geleden
  • As a scot we don't hate the English we just enjoy acting like we do 😂

    the bunthe bunMaand geleden
    • bun go back to sleep

      Macavity MacavityMacavity Macavity15 dagen geleden
    • @Macavity Macavity wit 🤔

      the bunthe bun16 dagen geleden
    • True

      Antony HerriotAntony Herriot16 dagen geleden
    • Just because the English are under fire from all and sundry be under no illusion it's the scots next

      Macavity MacavityMacavity Macavity22 dagen geleden
    • 😂😂😂😂" honestly"

      Jason OsborneJason OsborneMaand geleden
  • Being a colony, Scotland is forced to watch English football and the English wonder why we don't like it, really...?

    Martin ErskineMartin ErskineMaand geleden

      Macavity MacavityMacavity Macavity22 dagen geleden
    • @Castor Troy Soon mate, soon...!

      Martin ErskineMartin Erskine26 dagen geleden
    • You get your perks though, we give you money and make sure you get fed n stuff. It’s all good

      Castor TroyCastor Troy26 dagen geleden
    • You’re not forced, decided to put it on, change channel carry on chilling on the sofa with a cig and a tea. I watch Scotland play and wales if we get knocked hoping you guys carry on with the tourney. But down to your preferences.

      TheBigBearTheBigBearMaand geleden
  • Please watch this with subtitles it’s the funniest thing ever, if you are hard of hearing I can assure you that 75% of the subs are totally incorrect

    Carl MaiCarl MaiMaand geleden
  • NLworld auto-generated subtitles crashed

    George vavolilGeorge vavolilMaand geleden
  • I hope one day when they are able to look after themselves we give the independence.

    insanely insensitiveinsanely insensitiveMaand geleden
  • The Scots have a great sense of humour. And you need one if you follow the Scotland national football team 😉

    Attack Pattern DeltaAttack Pattern DeltaMaand geleden
  • I have visited Scotland on numerous occasions and received nothing but warm hospitality and seen a beautiful country, the hatred towards our football team is fair enough it’s a tribal thing that’s football for you. PS when Scotland sorts independence out can I escape north of the border and claim asylum from these fuckwits in power down here?

    Gavin JohnsonGavin JohnsonMaand geleden
  • Very funny. mobeleash

  • Yeet

    ChequezツChequezツMaand geleden
  • Yea but it’s ok when he is working at the MEN. ????? Love the guy myself. Salford.

    T OrdoT OrdoMaand geleden
  • Try this with subtitles on. This isn't English haha

    117yessir117yessirMaand geleden
  • Quality. John Terry and Danny Dyer are clowns. Despite this, COME ON THE ENGLAND !!!!

    Rando'tholRando'tholMaand geleden
  • I couldnt remember this guys name and just typed in "scottish guy comedy" and now im writing this

    Toms MarcinkevičusToms MarcinkevičusMaand geleden
    • @Py Scho lol

      Toms MarcinkevičusToms MarcinkevičusMaand geleden
    • Good luck to embdy trying to remember yours.

      Py SchoPy SchoMaand geleden
  • Put the closed captions on. It's hilarious

    adventures with Zoey & Liamadventures with Zoey & LiamMaand geleden
  • True story......I was in Fort William on holiday from Birmingham. It was a night that both Scotland and England were on the TV. At the start of the evening the landlord turned one TV onto the England match and one to the Scottish match. The teams kicked off and the spectators for each match were evenly divided in numbers ( lots of English enjoying a holiday ). After 15 minutes NOBODY was watching the Scottish match. So much for passionate Scottish supporters....

    ben tremben tremMaand geleden
  • The true cloud physiologically force because mosquito nally trust over a incandescent wave. rural, same trouble

    Jonathan DuncanJonathan DuncanMaand geleden
  • Can't even get subtitles right lol 😂

    Mark BainMark BainMaand geleden
  • Many years ago now when I was in the Navy we were in Jersey when the old Home Championships were on and went ashore to find somewhere to watch the England Scotland game ... we only found one pub, went in and yep, you guessed it ... full to the rafters with Scots ... there were 5 of us and an army of them, which we didn't realise until we actually got to the bar and ordered the beers .. Long story short, throughout the entire match, which England won, the verbal abuse was loud and strong and when the third goal went in we knew we were in danger, except we weren't. At half time and again after the game, the atmosphere completely changed ... laughing with us and buying the beers. Stand out memory of watching sports in a bar to this day and that was over 40 years ago - '79 I think

    Frank's FiddleFrank's FiddleMaand geleden
  • Tpp

    Tomas HrabikTomas HrabikMaand geleden
  • Nobody is funnier than this guy

    Jerry MiahJerry MiahMaand geleden
  • I tuned out a wee bit to read the comments, and I only tuned back in when he went "GGGRRRR" and I wheezed

    Evwa DivaEvwa DivaMaand geleden
  • I like the implied commentary, the irony of it is funny but the routine was boring.

    [REDACTED] C[REDACTED] C2 maanden geleden
  • I’ve never met an England fan who cared about Scotland fans supporting England’s opposition. It’s all they’ve got left as football fans.

    Attack Pattern DeltaAttack Pattern Delta2 maanden geleden
  • Put it this wie if Danny went tae an auld firm & if the buns got beat/win then he wld b shitting hmsl wen the buns kicked aff (Derby) 😂😂😂😂

    Thommo8Thommo82 maanden geleden
  • His English accents literally are Dyer.

    Jonny ChinchenJonny Chinchen2 maanden geleden
  • Scottish. Football. Two words that sit uneasily side by side.

    Jonny ChinchenJonny Chinchen2 maanden geleden
  • I can't watch him without laughing, I just love all Scottish banter. The best thing is though, as long as its not about football, the English and the Scottish are all banter and smiles. When its about football, its every man for himself

    Eva BreezesongEva Breezesong2 maanden geleden
  • Scottish football 😂😂 I didn’t even know that was a thing

    Shane ThrelfallShane Threlfall2 maanden geleden
  • This is the first time I’ve discovered NLworld videos have a subtitle option. I’m from California so you can imagine the struggle and amount of rewatching I’ve done just to understand one joke lol

    GuttermouseGuttermouse2 maanden geleden
  • Where's the punchline to the Pope Bundesliga gag?

    Warren MWarren M2 maanden geleden
    • The Pope was a former nazi soldier at the time of this

      Py SchoPy SchoMaand geleden
  • The English accents are sublime

    Oliver JamesOliver James2 maanden geleden
  • Scottish football is the best, and most intense on the planet.

    Inverness FanInverness Fan2 maanden geleden
    • Inverness Fan Argentinian football begs to differ.

      TheDGAF06TheDGAF062 maanden geleden
  • Needed a smile, and Kev delivered. Cheers!

    Tuxedo in the forestTuxedo in the forest2 maanden geleden
  • Subtitles?

    rob taylorrob taylor2 maanden geleden
  • Wow,l know he was speaking English but l could only understand about every 3rd word which is funny in itself 😂😂

    shane kippashane kippa2 maanden geleden
  • Danny Dyer: “Can I be your friend?!” 2:03 😆😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

    Samar IqbalSamar Iqbal2 maanden geleden
  • SNP have created an Anti-English contingent within Scotland. I like when England lose in football, but indy nutjobs stand at the border and want english visitors to turn around and go "back home."

    A KA K2 maanden geleden
    • Not really the SNP just dont want to be ruled by Westminster.

      rob starkrob stark2 maanden geleden
    • Only in yer mind pal. 😂 keep reading the daily mail pal

      Aidan CassidyAidan Cassidy2 maanden geleden
  • "Forza_Celtic", ha ha (I know, I should -tread care-FULLY; right!?)??

    M.K. S.M.K. S.2 maanden geleden
  • So he can make himself understood?

    Tynchy TemperTynchy Temper2 maanden geleden
  • Viva John Terry!

    Tim GrahamTim Graham2 maanden geleden
  • Not even the subtitles can save me.

    Clayton KeeverClayton Keever2 maanden geleden
  • The Scots love a bit of banter. You can't be offended. Just give it back in spades, and you will fit in just fine.

    Hong Kong PhooeyHong Kong Phooey3 maanden geleden
  • Is it Michael Stewart ( jist u fckn tread carefully pal)

    Stephen WalkerStephen Walker3 maanden geleden
  • The Ibrox Boardroom face painting fiasco gag always gets me LOL

    RetroRichieRetroRichie3 maanden geleden
  • Scottish football? It’s an oxymoron isn’t it

    Steven AustinSteven Austin3 maanden geleden
  • Yes we butted heads when armour and swords were the weapons of choice , but our two great nations have been thru much more since , world wars etc so we are all friends now ( most of the time lol ) maybe scotland should dig up andy roxbourgh and see if they can make another world cup ........ up the haggis

    Adrian MaycroftAdrian Maycroft3 maanden geleden
    • Maybe you should dig up Bob Monkhouse and give him his jokebook back.

      Py SchoPy SchoMaand geleden
  • Nice recommendation on the day the Queens 11 smashed the shite! 🇬🇧

    Grahan DeeneyGrahan Deeney3 maanden geleden
  • I love this guy but I really need subtitles

    Ben NumBen Num3 maanden geleden
  • Great bloke.

    PengWin76PengWin763 maanden geleden
  • Scottish football what a joke

    Trevor LaidlerTrevor Laidler3 maanden geleden
  • Surely it was a BEAR 🐻 not a tiger 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Dunn GolfingDunn Golfing3 maanden geleden
  • Free sambuca

    S-r TweedsS-r Tweeds3 maanden geleden
  • Some guy running around the board room pretending he's a fucking tiger 😂😂😂😂😂

    Connor KellyConnor Kelly3 maanden geleden
  • I'm English living in Scotland and the banter is first class. I've been told to **** off home in so many different ways that I've lost count.

    Jeff ShawJeff Shaw3 maanden geleden
  • 5:23 - Wait a that Tony Kevin's partner in crime who stole a life-size cardboard cutout of Hugh Grant?

    Fan ZhangFan Zhang3 maanden geleden
    • Yes, just listening to the audiobook now. Brilliant

      John RichardsJohn Richards3 maanden geleden
    • ??

      Harv SinghHarv Singh3 maanden geleden
  • what are does noises that come out of his mouth and why do people laugh at them?

    Angel MoralesAngel Morales3 maanden geleden
  • Without the English where would rangers be

    Les CooperLes Cooper3 maanden geleden
    • I can agree that there is quite a lot of English Rangers fans but I can tell you Ibrox is full of mostly Northern Irish and Scottish fans. I'm Scottish and I don't support the Scottish national team as many of us Rangers fans don't, but who would if the rangers players got booed everytime they walked on the pitch.Also the sfa and SNP are in favour of Celtic🇬🇧LONG LIVE THE QUEEN

      Lord HaroldhinoLord Haroldhino3 maanden geleden
    • Without the Irish where would celtic be?

      Lord HaroldhinoLord Haroldhino3 maanden geleden
  • It took me while to understand he was saying " some guy " and not " some gay "

    Gavin PerryGavin Perry3 maanden geleden
  • I'm held hostage everything was stolen from me my entire life has been sabotaged. f*** everyone and everything

    Brian EllingerBrian Ellinger3 maanden geleden
  • Crying 😭 Listening to this 🤣

    FaisFais3 maanden geleden
  • I'm English and I actively support any team playing against England.

    briantchapsterbriantchapster3 maanden geleden
  • Celts will be celts at the end of the day 😂

    Josh 06Josh 063 maanden geleden
  • Honestly I dont think KB is that funny. His stories arent wacky enough to be outlandish (like Stewart Lee) but hes also too cheerful (like Harry Hill) to cynical about real life (like say Frankie Boyle). I will give him props for not using just rigbaldry. So many comedians now just swear and talk about bodily secretions. At least his jokes arent something youd here in a P6 playground.

    President KudsiPresident Kudsi3 maanden geleden