Jon Richardson Compares Having Kids To The Shining | Universal Comedy

6 sep. 2020
212 779 Weergaven

This is not the loving father and husband Jon Richardson you see today in 2020, this is the polar opposite 2012 Jon Richardson, where kids are compared to a horror film.
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  • This is supposed to be fun but I am socially fucked up like this...

    DuneDemon8DuneDemon810 dagen geleden
  • Pete durr-vidson

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  • When my little nephew would fall, my mom and I would laugh and then make sure he’s okay. Help him up, make sure there aren’t any injuries, then encourage him to keep playing. No fuss, just “oh! Hahaha, you okay haha?” If he got up after a second and laughed, we knew he’d be fine.

    Molly.Dog8 BrookeMolly.Dog8 BrookeMaand geleden
  • Man after my own heart 🤣🤣

    thekrribthekrribMaand geleden
  • he will have kids :D

  • My cousin's kid fell on the grass, everyone stoped and looked at him and i said "oh boy". He got up, said "oh boy" and continued running.

    Lina A. Haugen HerstadLina A. Haugen HerstadMaand geleden
  • @3.50 that is so true as long as its not a serious fall it works a treat, they almost always do it again to make you laugh again.

    OldenshortOldenshortMaand geleden
  • not only do i no longer want kids but now i don’t want to eat this banana

    Mackenzie HamerMackenzie HamerMaand geleden
    • Mackenzie Hamer you have my sympathy

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  • "The reason I want a relationship to work is because finally I'm starting to think I want kids" is anyone going to tell him you don't need to be in a relationship to have kids? Plenty of children need foster parents or adoption already.

    Jamie TwellsJamie Twells2 maanden geleden
    • @David Atkinson can you provide some stats showing children are better off raised by the state than by a single parent?

      Jamie TwellsJamie TwellsMaand geleden
    • Nah kids are better off with two parents if possible. Plus that's a huge responsibility for one person. Being a single parent on purpose is just making things unnecessarily difficult for you and your kids.

      David AtkinsonDavid AtkinsonMaand geleden
  • He’s exactly right. When my kids would fall, I’d say “you’re ok, shake it off.” And that’s what they did.

    Stacey SturgillStacey Sturgill2 maanden geleden
  • I actually know a couple who make a point to go "oops! Get up then, brush brush!" And they brush their kid off and send him on his way, and the kid legit never cries unless he's bleeding or broken something

    Jake EllisJake Ellis2 maanden geleden
  • He's so pretty 🥺

    Shreya SharmaShreya Sharma2 maanden geleden
  • I cannot do the baby language with children. I would be the most serious parent.

    heyysimoneheyysimone2 maanden geleden
  • I love him

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  • I just say opsie daisy up we get and if theyve got dirt on them you help rub it off. Although silence isnt always good sometimes silence is worrying, had a kid fall over head first without putting their hands out (not sure how they managed it but I saw it happen and even I was like how). I heard the crack and they stayed on the floor silent, theyd cracked their skull open just the face of horror on their face. I carried them to the first aider after rolling them over because no one was listening to me shout from help (this was within a school). They looked like a proper beat up child for the next few weeks where they have a lovely merage of bruises on their face.

    Hells- BellsHells- Bells3 maanden geleden
    • @MARTIN FERGUSON I like to make children anonymous because I am referring to children I worked with as a teacher or as a teaching assistant. Their gender or name is not important.

      Hells- BellsHells- BellsMaand geleden
    • @MARTIN FERGUSON I assume they just don't want to reveal the child's gender, but it really doesn't matter in this story, the point is, even though the poor kid got seriously hurt, they didn't cry.

      Dorothy S.Dorothy S.2 maanden geleden
    • Were there multiple kids who fell over because you keep using "they"?

  • Exactly right! Don't react and neither will they (unless seriously hurt)

    Hannah CollingsHannah Collings3 maanden geleden
    • @Oliver Hargreaves My son was so rational, I explained saving his allowance to buy something nicer, and he did it on his own, at the age of 4. My 2 year younger daughter is now 26, and she still has trouble saving for anything.

      Robert PruittRobert PruittMaand geleden
    • Depends on the kid, done the same with both, 1 crys most times , other bounces up immediately, its personality based aswell. My toddler had a melt down , because he wanted to look at his sweets , but wanted to also wanted to eat them. His brain was blown by this concept. My eldest was always rational and I would explain and she would be like oh

      Oliver HargreavesOliver Hargreaves3 maanden geleden
  • It's about a 12 second window Jon...I'm living the life. 30 seconds and the last 18 seconds have been filled with a million different thoughts. Jaffa cakes being one of em

    Road to Nowhere !Road to Nowhere !3 maanden geleden
  • I have found being around children it's a toss up if you leave them on their own after they hurt themselves. Some will just get up and keep going. Other will start wailing and act like the world is coming down around them.

    eleanor7eleanor73 maanden geleden
  • his kid is almost old enough for this clip :D

    ProtMythicProtMythic3 maanden geleden
  • All my dad ever said was “shut up!” By the way I loved my Pop!

    Don GDon G4 maanden geleden
    • wise words

      The Beard Fan AccountThe Beard Fan Account4 maanden geleden
  • Not funny. Something’s off.

    JULIAN BANEJULIAN BANE4 maanden geleden

    Cerys NewberryCerys Newberry4 maanden geleden
  • Oh, this is how my husband parents our kids. 😂 exactly how he parents them ! 😂😂😂😂😂

    BumgarnerBumgarner4 maanden geleden
  • A big change of how his daughter comes and calls him a loser nowadays

    TheTrueFelightTheTrueFelight4 maanden geleden
  • He's correct. We have turned into a nanny, litigious state. The kids are always right, the teachers are wrong. And nobody is responsible for crime.

    Meir WiseMeir Wise4 maanden geleden
    • I thought the 15 minute rumination on holding people accountable for their crimes in the middle of that bit was the best part of the clip!

      fun guyfun guy2 maanden geleden
    • Wow sounds like end times... Or old man hyperbole bout that world a changin...

      Bayou BillyBayou Billy4 maanden geleden
  • Oh looks like I'm number 31 - guess I'll do some bragging around the office today.

    Jezebel von TexJezebel von Tex4 maanden geleden
  • Audience was kinda dead

    Boris Johnson101Boris Johnson1014 maanden geleden
  • He cleaned the stage himself, didnt he ?

    pete M3rlinpete M3rlin4 maanden geleden
    • Twice.

      ThorPughetThorPughetMaand geleden
  • Perhaps it was his comedy routine, but I can relate to everything he said. For example, I really like a boys choir, but they are 10,000 kilometres away, and I don't have to deal with the non-choir bits. I have a nephew who is 7 years old. I have never met him, and from what I have heard about him, never want to. But strangely, my dog loves kids, so I have become a good actor at pretending I like them too.

    David EdwardsDavid Edwards4 maanden geleden
    • Wut the f

      David AtkinsonDavid AtkinsonMaand geleden
  • Spitty banana......ewwww

    AndyAndy4 maanden geleden
  • Facts not chat is right.

    Paul AshePaul Ashe4 maanden geleden
  • I don’t think we’ll make it 😭

    Trina’sRecipesTrina’sRecipes4 maanden geleden
  • I'm the same way when it comes to the coloring. If the colors are ridiculous, I can't stand it

    Rosalyn McFlawRosalyn McFlaw4 maanden geleden
    • Rosalyn McFlaw even as a kid I couldn't handle it. Id look at other kids projects and frown wondering why they would put so many different colors and things togethers that don't belong. I actually have more acceptance of kids art now as an adult then I did back then.

      khaxjc1khaxjc1Maand geleden
  • He's right though. I used to work in childcare, and we had several kids who would just laugh if they fell over because that's what their parents always did (not point and laugh, just a kind laugh). They only cried when they were actually seriously hurt. Then, one bloody day, a relief worker ran over and made a fuss when one of them had fallen. Ever since then that kid cried at the drop of a hat. Thanks woman ugh. The parents were pissed lol Little kids takes their ques from mum and dad as to how to respond and feel about things

    DreamBeliefDreamBelief4 maanden geleden
    • So the relief is when the worker doesn't return.

      Quentin StygerQuentin Styger3 maanden geleden
    • @Alactrix No. What I'm saying is a joke that relates the Brits and the stereotype regarding queuing and it is learnt from parents. Of course the correct usage is Cue. Everyone in this thread knows that.

      James KwanJames Kwan4 maanden geleden
    • @James Actually, Mick is correct. You guys forced me to Google it. Cue typically refers to a signal that encourages someone to take an action, while queue indicates an ordered line or file. I knew I shouldn't have joined this 'queue' :)

      AlactrixAlactrix4 maanden geleden
    • @Mick No. They should learn how to queue from mum and dad

      James KwanJames Kwan4 maanden geleden
    • @Alactrix It should be 'cues' in the OP's comment. Although yes the OP has spelled, not only used, 'queues' incorrectly.

      MickMick4 maanden geleden
  • Sixteenth mate, get on yer

    Simeon DuwelSimeon Duwel4 maanden geleden
  • 😂 I actually do laugh at the grandson an of course he doesn't cry too much soft sopping ruins kids

    The WeakhandThe Weakhand4 maanden geleden
    • I have a nephew and when he falls over we all just say "boosh" in a positive playful manner. His grandma started giving him sympathy so now he falls over deliberately to get the sympathy... It's a good lesson, I mean I'm an adult and if someone else is concerned/worried or scared about something then I tend to feel that same way even though I didn't previously. So I think it's a good thing to not show too much worry, concern or fear to children cos they pick up on it and you want them to feel strong and grow with their independence. Thats not to say sympathy doesn't have it's place with children though, there's circumstances where it's needed.

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    • @Karina Peters the content was about toddlers falling over or having a stumble nothing was mentioned about discipline and I certainly wouldn't beat any child

      The WeakhandThe Weakhand4 maanden geleden
    • @delfyinc if I go haha 😂 he looks at me laughs and carrys on if his nana goes aww come here an makes a fuss he's a whinger

      The WeakhandThe Weakhand4 maanden geleden
    • I teach preschool and our first response is "you're okay!" and then subtly checking to make sure that's true (thankfully toddlers are apparently made of rubber!)

      delfyincdelfyinc4 maanden geleden
  • Not great... not terrible

    Frisky BinskyFrisky Binsky4 maanden geleden
    • 3.6 stars

      akiko Isobelakiko Isobel3 maanden geleden
  • Eighth ❤️

    christine spencerchristine spencer4 maanden geleden
  • 69th like... tiger blood winning!

    Phillip JacobsPhillip Jacobs4 maanden geleden
  • sixth

    Nate Chamberlain-MarksNate Chamberlain-Marks4 maanden geleden
  • Actual 4th mate! Get in !

    Celtic ConlangerCeltic Conlanger4 maanden geleden
    • You're third

      Daniel AdamsonDaniel Adamson3 maanden geleden
  • Seems like I'm 3rd not to brag or anything

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    • You're second

      Daniel AdamsonDaniel Adamson3 maanden geleden
  • It appears I’m first not to flex or anything

    rebecca chaplinrebecca chaplin4 maanden geleden
    • It appears I’m tenth and I’m here to flex 🙋🏾🙋🏾

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    • 💪

      Jesse H.Jesse H.4 maanden geleden
    • I'm here to flex

      2020 Rise Above2020 Rise Above4 maanden geleden
    • @Billy Miller it appears i'm fifth not to flex or anything

      Niall HarringtonNiall Harrington4 maanden geleden
    • It appears that I’m second not to flex or anything

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