Dylan Moran 'SEE REALITY MY WAY OR DIE!!' | Universal Comedy

23 aug. 2020
84 521 Weergaven

Taken from his 2009 special What It Is, Master of Surrealism Dylan Moran (Black Books) discusses the modern man's refusal to grow up, which is leading to women leaving it later before starting a family.
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  • people will kill you over time and shave every ounze of fun with in hell yeah they will it's true.

    Agentofchaos 44Agentofchaos 44Maand geleden
  • OMG "I want to be face-down on a cushion with a mouth full of chocolate and something lovely happening to my lower half".....HOW is he so brilliant, how do you come up with that? LMAO best sentence I've heard all month

    M GladwellM Gladwell3 maanden geleden
  • Love him!!!

    Alissa LiburkinaAlissa Liburkina3 maanden geleden
  • I'm far too close to being 46 than I feel comfortable with, 5:30 is me it's like he knows me, my wardrobe largely consists of marvel and DC t shirts.

    MarkoRolloMarkoRollo3 maanden geleden
  • towing the party line, shame to see a once, outspoken ,social commentator tip toe through the political correctness

    Simon HawkerSimon Hawker3 maanden geleden
    • you aren't in reality then..

      GalvoGalvo3 maanden geleden
  • Sorry i hate death threats

    John M JonesJohn M Jones3 maanden geleden
  • Here, milkshake and bips is a lovely evening

    Pale PenguinPale Penguin3 maanden geleden
    • Dylan will be confounded by us Aces lol.

      Verna WoodVerna Wood8 dagen geleden
  • Thank you so much, always there to save the day with unsurpassable laughing fits😄

    Elise D'ArchisElise D'Archis3 maanden geleden
  • You are WRONG. We play videogames cause WE are waiting for THEM to grow up! This generation of woman thinks that having a baby is the movie ALIENS and staying with ONE guy is a joke because they can have loads of ... loads. I wanna go back to the 80s...

    pete M3rlinpete M3rlin3 maanden geleden
    • You haven’t made an effort to meet a variety of women then. Also, having a baby, or wanting to have one, definitely doesn’t make you grown up. Citation: check out plenty of your local teen parents.

      Kat RoseKat Rose3 maanden geleden
  • he sounded pissed!

    Netty VoyagerNetty Voyager4 maanden geleden
    • He always does. It's his trademark 'sound'

      Steve HSteve H3 maanden geleden
  • If there weren't 2 of them, then there wouldn't even be pants involved.

    Quentin StygerQuentin Styger4 maanden geleden
  • Holy whatever this guy is super awesome

    Adam WalkerAdam Walker4 maanden geleden
  • I always feel like I’m listening to a drunk man in a pub when I watch this guy

    Annelise ZeenderAnnelise Zeender4 maanden geleden
    • He is that.

      Jim's GirlJim's Girl13 dagen geleden
    • yeah that's pretty much his entire repetoir.

      NoisesNoises28 dagen geleden
  • Or... Feminism could be the reason for both men staying at home playing videogames *and* women not having children. Just sayin.

    F1rst World NomaDF1rst World NomaD4 maanden geleden
  • Ambiguously length trousers are indeed the worst trousers

    the real Finna Springthe real Finna Spring4 maanden geleden
  • Dunno if this dude is still a drinker but used to live near him and always seen him with his off-licence bags looking wasted.

    Andy MAndy M4 maanden geleden
    • @Noises Oh yeah, after she stood by him for 20+ years and gave him 2 children. What a horror!

      Jim's GirlJim's Girl28 dagen geleden
    • @Jim's Girl many men, on becoming sober, realise what a horrible mistake it was to marry someone like thier wife.

      NoisesNoises28 dagen geleden
    • He quit drinking and smoking in 2018. He's much healthier now. He's a little thinner, a little grayer, and he doesn't shake anymore. Still brilliantly creative. I think he also got divorced recentlly...that's too bad.

      Jim's GirlJim's Girl29 dagen geleden

      Steve HSteve H3 maanden geleden

      TAWNDRA HUIETAWNDRA HUIE3 maanden geleden
  • How Dare You is like my all-time favourite phrase. Any time I get dramatic and/or disgusted I use it 🤣

    Alexandra BowdenAlexandra Bowden4 maanden geleden
    • Try employing "you WRETCH!" my husband said it one time and it was the most hilarious and dramatic thing i ever heard

      the real Finna Springthe real Finna Spring4 maanden geleden
  • what would black yoghourt taste like, liquorice?

    nostromoaunostromoau4 maanden geleden
    • Like the souls of the innocent If u get the joke of course

      mozzerella Follamozzerella Folla4 maanden geleden
    • In Finland we have liquorice yogurt, but it's not black.

      Anjel -Anjel -4 maanden geleden
  • 1:06: Not the reaction from the audience that I was expecting! xD

    Nosmo90Nosmo904 maanden geleden
    • Not sure why I put the timestamp at one minute six seconds, when the bit I was referring to is at 1:25.

      Nosmo90Nosmo904 maanden geleden
  • Sorry but I have to dislike the video 'purely' out of protest, of the ammount of 20 second ads that just completely ruin the moment!

    Ian GrahamIan Graham4 maanden geleden
  • Black Yoghurt 🤣🤣 excellent!!!

    Bibi BrinBibi Brin4 maanden geleden
  • This is for old people, by old people

    Ransom SammonsRansom Sammons4 maanden geleden
  • Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken, and there's a lot of throwing up. -Ray Romano

    IntrepidFraidyCatIntrepidFraidyCat4 maanden geleden
  • he's hilarious... and I'm the 666th "like"er!

    iDontShareMyDataiDontShareMyData4 maanden geleden
  • sounds like he is drunk

    Zax JacobsZax Jacobs4 maanden geleden
  • Men don't need to "Grow Up!" we now know more then ever before understand that the marriage game is rigged, and all grow-up/marriage means is give me your money.

    John GrayJohn Gray4 maanden geleden
    • @siggitiggi oh you sweet summer child.

      NoisesNoises28 dagen geleden
    • ​@Wolf Boy But hating half of humanity for no reason other than "some girl rejected me when I was a 14 and therefore they are the root of all evil" is the fashionable thing to do

      siggitiggisiggitiggi2 maanden geleden
    • @Wolf Boy Yeah. 👍

      Horst von HintenHorst von Hinten3 maanden geleden
    • @John Daniels this obsession with lumping all men together!! Don't want to get married? So don't. Hate women? Go ahead. But don't try to form a group identity with other men over your particular personal issues...

      Wolf BoyWolf Boy3 maanden geleden
    • John Gray weird

      Wolf BoyWolf Boy4 maanden geleden
  • 😂😂😂😂

    Lacey FisherLacey Fisher4 maanden geleden
  • "Ambiguous-length trousers" omg

    Liisa Norheim-KiikLiisa Norheim-Kiik4 maanden geleden
  • nlworld.info/key/video/26ubhtWpiWegj4g

    Sam CoupéSam Coupé4 maanden geleden
  • I never learn to not drink while watching Dylan Moran. When you think it's safe, it's not! *chokes on beer* Love him.

    Darling MarooDarling Maroo4 maanden geleden
    • Ha! I think a weekend of couch, Dylan and copious wine is in order soon for me 🤣

      Anna Mantchakidi DipWSETAnna Mantchakidi DipWSET4 maanden geleden
  • Dylan will be confounded by us Aces lol.

    DreamBeliefDreamBelief4 maanden geleden
  • Delivers in same style as Eddie Izzard. Very good though.

    Grant RyderGrant Ryder4 maanden geleden
  • 5:05 My God. Dylan Moran can read minds! None of our secrets are safe! What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do?!!!

    DiabolicalGeniusDiabolicalGenius4 maanden geleden
  • love Dylan he is brilliant fantastic material

    mojomojo4 maanden geleden
  • Can someone get him a hair cut

    Vernon RayVernon Ray4 maanden geleden
    • No.

      Horst von HintenHorst von Hinten3 maanden geleden
    • Nooooo! He has to have the terrible Irish hair. He already explained this.

      Maureen LarkinMaureen Larkin4 maanden geleden
  • I can't get tired of his material. I think I have a slight crush on his comedy, his wit, and his face.

    IlastarothTayreIlastarothTayre4 maanden geleden
    • Indeed!

      Jim's GirlJim's Girl29 dagen geleden
    • And the hair. And the accent. :)

      gemstonegemstone3 maanden geleden
    • #metoo no homo

      kenneth pesaitiskenneth pesaitis4 maanden geleden
    • Same here.

      salwa Ajsalwa Aj4 maanden geleden
    • Me too ^_^

      molimolinanamolimolinana4 maanden geleden
  • The video game analysis was quite accurate.bip.

    jeremyramonejeremyramone4 maanden geleden
    • Men who are in a relationship kind of force their girlfriends to play video games with them. And they accept whether they like it or not because women would do anything to convince a man to do some chores around the house :)

      Alexandru DincaAlexandru Dinca2 maanden geleden
    • Bipbip. Bip. Get a milkshake, bip. Dude you got more bips than me! Bipbip!

      Horst von HintenHorst von Hinten3 maanden geleden
    • @TheBobcatlover All my video games go Bip! I hate my children because they get higher scores than me and the only thing in his routine I disagree with is I want a beer flavoured milkshake! And my wife tells me I will never grow up, what does she know? She doesn't even like video games, and she thinks the "kids' (22 qnd 19) are cute, I ask you, what is the world coming to?

      Moondog 1970Moondog 19703 maanden geleden
    • @TheBobcatlover Ah, you use the retro sound mod.

      hedgehog1965ukhedgehog1965uk4 maanden geleden
    • @hedgehog1965uk sure, thats the one where you run around playing soldier with your guns going bipbipbipbipbipbip and you can throw grenades and they go BIP

      TheBobcatloverTheBobcatlover4 maanden geleden
  • Facebook needs to have the following sexuality: ‘Interested in: Women and Dylan Moran’

    Steve ESteve E4 maanden geleden
    • I know several people who fit into that category; and I’m definitely one of them haha. 😀👍

      Dan1984Dan1984Maand geleden
    • Yes! I thought it was just me haha

      lsc66416lsc664164 maanden geleden
  • We were told you not allowed in until the street lights come on

    Cameron BranfordCameron Branford4 maanden geleden
  • Wish he would do a new show

    Cameron BranfordCameron Branford4 maanden geleden
    • @Noises Shush now

      cahillgregcahillgreg14 dagen geleden
    • @Noises Can you do an Irish accent? If so, I'm there! ^_^

      Heidi JensenHeidi Jensen28 dagen geleden
    • If you like I could get half assed drunk and yell about things which are slightly different to how they were when I was growing up. I'd have to mess my hair up a bit first and find a suit jacket to wear with my jeans, but that won't take long.

      NoisesNoises28 dagen geleden
    • Saw him in Bolton about a million years ago, just outstanding.

      Anthony GranthamAnthony GranthamMaand geleden
    • @PsychedelicPegasus So jealous!!! ^_^

      Heidi JensenHeidi JensenMaand geleden
  • One of the greats. Moran can tell a dozen clever, strange, literate jokes in one ten-second slurred diatribe that sounds like it just now popped into his head. Love it.

    Jesse H.Jesse H.4 maanden geleden
    • @not now You know Dylan and he doesn't rehearse his performances? He just wings it all?

      BeyondSideshowBeyondSideshowMaand geleden
    • @BeyondSideshow no, and you don't know that. Ardal O'Hanlon is well-rehearsed, I know Dylan and of course he has ideas & themes & lines, but it is not a rehearsed comic act.

      not nownot nowMaand geleden
    • @Howard Kerr It is very well rehearsed

      BeyondSideshowBeyondSideshowMaand geleden
    • I wonder if there is an kind of rehearsal and/or self editing going on or does Dylan Moran just sort of mentally juggle all these topics and the result is totally spontaneous/no 2 shows ever alike?

      Howard KerrHoward Kerr4 maanden geleden
    • Volvandese I agree. They have a very similar style, but I fear Izzard has lost his edge a bit. He did that horribly self-indulgent riff on his old Star Wars canteen bit, and the audience were lapping it up like good little lambs.

      Martin MillsMartin Mills4 maanden geleden