Dylan Moran On Why We Envy Children | Universal Comedy

15 jul. 2020
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All great religions are built on shame!
Dylan Moran doesn't like the idea of Jesus as a role model, and much prefers the less whiny Batman.
Filmed Live at London's Hammersmith Apollo in 2006
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  • 11:43 of the most brutal, brilliant truth ever given in comedy.

    snidelywhiplashsnidelywhiplashDag geleden
  • Dylan Moran is my spirit animal

    AlAlDag geleden
  • BATMAN?! Batman has been whining about his dead parents for 80 fucking years!

    XthegreatwhyXXthegreatwhyX3 dagen geleden
  • Everything he said makes alot of sense and scares the shxt outta me 😂😂😂😂

    Rohan DyerRohan Dyer3 dagen geleden
  • How'd they put him back together after Shaun of the dead?

    SparksyRGamingSparksyRGaming3 dagen geleden
  • I miss being drunk.

    Travis CutlerTravis Cutler11 dagen geleden
  • Last time I saw this man, he was torn apart by zombies.

    OldWayArtisansOldWayArtisans12 dagen geleden
    • I was wondering where I recognized him from. Thanks!

      Fr0z0n st0rmFr0z0n st0rmDag geleden
  • I love this actor black books is one of my favorite shows... But British atheism is becoming a stereotype. We get it, you don't like the Catholic "bearded dad in the sky". It's a straw man for your smug apathy, it's not an intellectual development on the divine. K thanks bye

    Sami ScebbaSami Scebba13 dagen geleden
  • Quality, Quality, Quality 😂😂😂

    michele Turleymichele Turley13 dagen geleden
  • 4 minutes in and I quit. Not funny at all. Too bad, I clicked to hear about the battle between Jesus and Batman and haven't even got to that point. Gonna place Dylan Moron on my shitlist.

    Andrei PAndrei P13 dagen geleden
  • Is this a comedy or a quite precise description of most "adults"?

    saimon174666saimon17466614 dagen geleden
  • When I remembered that biscuit is the British term for what Americans call cookies, the biscuit temptation made more sense

    Dirk DykstraDirk Dykstra15 dagen geleden
  • Preventing or delaying the conception of a sibling is an accepted example of competition from an evolutionary perspective.

    andre credlandandre credland15 dagen geleden
  • love standup artists who stay serious thru their own jokes

    CanadaRulez4EverCanadaRulez4Ever21 dag geleden
  • DON'T SCROLL DOWN. SPOILERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Rienk KroeseRienk Kroese22 dagen geleden
  • It seems to be largely forgotten now, but I first encountered Dylan Moran in the show 'How Do You Want Me?', which was also the first time I saw Peter Serafinowicz. Been a fan of them both ever since. Check it out nlworld.info/key/video/rq-SasbHj4qDlaY&ab_channel=artemalagizov

    NumptyDumptyNumptyDumptyMaand geleden
  • How would be be sure a clown was a clown if it was naked? My first guess would be a crazy person who express themselves with too much makeup.

    Daniel CookeDaniel CookeMaand geleden
  • This guy would have to be the worst f? comedian there is... just shut up...!!!

    Maurice MunozMaurice MunozMaand geleden
  • The way he talks reminds me of Eddie Izzard.

    M BoazM BoazMaand geleden
    • M Boaz yes I had the same thought! Great delivery 😎

      Brian BudayBrian Buday14 dagen geleden
  • The "thang" ate her 🤣

    Troll-kuTroll-kuMaand geleden
  • Brilliant!

    Matías BosquesMatías BosquesMaand geleden
  • Never raise your hand to a child in anger. That's what the belt and the shoe is for.

    HispandinavianHispandinavianMaand geleden
  • He talks exactly like my 7 year old cousin.

    Maxi IrohMaxi Iroh2 maanden geleden
    • Quite the eloquent 7 yr old you’ve got there

      Arabella //Arabella //2 maanden geleden
  • oh my fucking gods; I thought I recognised him from somewhere, and lo-and-behold, he was in Shaun of Dead. Did a little happy dance! I remember seeing him in the film for the first time and going *huh* 'he kinda looks like Matthew Macfayden'

    Dria OrrDria Orr2 maanden geleden
  • The people who put commercials into Dylan Moran’s standup routines deserve an eternity of torment in the hottest, pointiest, part of Hell

    Otte rosenkrantzOtte rosenkrantz2 maanden geleden
  • Actually a known phenomenon, called the 'Threshold Effect'. Don't you hate how reality is far more interesting than bullshit? I loved 'Black books' by the way, just hate the influence of moronic writers who don't understand what has been shown to be true!

    AlAl2 maanden geleden
  • This man should have played doctor who

    Corbin JiangCorbin Jiang2 maanden geleden
  • 🔝🔝🔝🔝🔝 this gentleman it’s so highly educated, what a unique ability to articulate towards comedy, upgrade level in did. Thanks

    soumarkusoumarku2 maanden geleden
    • What a bizarre comment. Also he left school at 16. You can be smart and not have a traditional education

      Arabella //Arabella //2 maanden geleden
  • This man should be a comedian

    Arthur MorganArthur Morgan2 maanden geleden
  • Fuckin beautiful genious

    Andi LamkoAndi Lamko2 maanden geleden
  • His style and voice are very close to Eddie Izzard!

    Randy A. MitchellRandy A. Mitchell3 maanden geleden
  • 9:54

    Ben McNamaraBen McNamara3 maanden geleden
  • Is that Elisabeth Moss at 1:25 in the audience?!

    PlayItAgain TubeSamPlayItAgain TubeSam3 maanden geleden
    • @Maxi Iroh No dude, I'm serious!

      PlayItAgain TubeSamPlayItAgain TubeSam2 maanden geleden
    • you're kidding right?!

      Maxi IrohMaxi Iroh2 maanden geleden
  • jesus want orphaned tho so...

    Stuart DriedgerStuart Driedger3 maanden geleden
  • Close your eyes and imagine he’s narrating one of those suburban Goofy cartoons from the 50’s.

    ArkhamInmateE32bArkhamInmateE32b4 maanden geleden
  • Gem. After watching him it’s unbearable to watch most other comedians.

    zhoujacquelinezhoujacqueline4 maanden geleden
  • Countless interrupting advertisements ruined it.

    Larry ParisLarry Paris4 maanden geleden
  • So John Cusack is moonlighting as an Irish standup comedian now?

    Fatty AcidFatty Acid4 maanden geleden
  • is he copying Eddy Izzard's voice?

    oliver izzardoliver izzard4 maanden geleden
  • “Chaldren, they’re like children, but they’re bigger. And they’re webbed.” I just burned the inside of my nose with hot coffee upon hearing this.

    The Daily BeaterThe Daily Beater4 maanden geleden
    • It's Robin Williams move. He's done it in almost every special at some point.

      El BartoEl Barto22 dagen geleden
    • Me too.

      nessiforpeacenessiforpeace4 maanden geleden
  • Reminds me a bit of Eddie Izzard doing James Mason. I mean, not doing James Mason, but the impression...

    neil12011neil120114 maanden geleden
  • I know it's not what anyone wants to hear here but Dylan Moran looks absolutely fantastic for all his years of smoking , it goes to show a happy life and a sense of humour are more important at keeping you young

    No WayNo Way4 maanden geleden
  • Snot

    don llavesdon llaves5 maanden geleden
  • Hi Dylan. We had dinner next to each other at poor Natasha's wedding reception. I can't deal with social media, but just wanted to tell you that it was a pleasure to talk to you, way back then - not that you were trying to be comical, which was a relief at the time - and I'm now a huge fan, and I smile all the time I see you at your delivery. Particularly when it's pizza. Vegetarian, naturally.

    Techno DemicTechno Demic5 maanden geleden
  • "I'm going over here." "Why are you going over there?" "Because I have a harmonica." "What are you doing with the harmonica?" "I'm going to put it in the toilet."

    Riccardo Sven RisuleoRiccardo Sven Risuleo5 maanden geleden
    • @Horst von Hinten if you don't like it, just watch something else. No nasty attitude, just despair showing through at some of the negative comments 😔

      daftirishmare jdaftirishmare j24 dagen geleden
    • *entire rest of the comedy special typed out*

      Alan PhippsAlan PhippsMaand geleden
    • @Horst von Hinten ENOUGH QUESTIONS goodbye

      NoodleNoodleMaand geleden
    • Why are you doing that?

      Horst von HintenHorst von HintenMaand geleden
  • Reminds me of Dave Allen, you won't know him unless you are my age!

    Veronica TVeronica T5 maanden geleden
  • Eddie izzard influence.. So your man might sound like izzard.. But i like all that comedy nothing makes sense at times but just cracks me up What im getting at is one may start that trend those that come after tweek it to suit themselves. Does that mean they all copied the goons or monty python?

    Pat WilsonPat Wilson5 maanden geleden
    • Maybe, but Dylan is his own thing very definitely.

      UberNoodleXUberNoodleX4 maanden geleden
    • Connelly was god.. And had his followers continue on his good works

      Pat WilsonPat Wilson5 maanden geleden
  • Dylan Moran just played himself in Black Books

    Roman TorteliRoman Torteli5 maanden geleden
    • I love that show

      Gil BGil B2 maanden geleden
  • Nihilist much

    jasonlb136jasonlb1365 maanden geleden
  • You can get addicted to all types of things except fruit

    Cameron AngelCameron Angel5 maanden geleden
    • @Random Shuffle Same Love em better

      Cameron AngelCameron Angel3 maanden geleden
    • I'm extremely fan of green apples. Lol.

      Random ShuffleRandom Shuffle4 maanden geleden
    • Tell that to Freelee lol

      the real Finna Springthe real Finna Spring4 maanden geleden
    • 🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

      Cameron AngelCameron Angel5 maanden geleden

    Cameron AngelCameron Angel5 maanden geleden
  • Brief relations is when you trade underwear.

    Jeff RosenbergJeff Rosenberg6 maanden geleden
  • 8:29 is that jimmy carr

    ash bladerash blader6 maanden geleden
    • Looks more like Eddie Hearn!

      Alistair WhelanAlistair Whelan3 maanden geleden
    • No

      Voiceless 87Voiceless 875 maanden geleden
  • Wonderful accent, wonderful voice, wonderful imagination. Probably horribly left-wing, but nobody's perfect.

    Ken ShersleyKen Shersley6 maanden geleden
    • Do you know any fabulous right wing comedians? Hint: They don't exist. Because to be a comedian you have to have a real sense of humanity.

      Eva W.Eva W.5 maanden geleden
  • I don't normally laugh out loud at comedians, but he got a few. Definitely checking out more of his stuff.

    Mischa RoweMischa Rowe6 maanden geleden
    • Check out “Black Books”, series. I’ve lost count how many times I’ve watched them.

      Lee BoydLee Boyd26 dagen geleden
  • This video is completely unwatchable. Ad breaks every 90 seconds. The man cant get a single thought out before being interrupted by an ad.

    oddman80oddman806 maanden geleden
    • I got one ad, 3 seconds long, after 6 minutes. No one likes ads, but this video is not that bad.

      RhysMoggRhysMogg6 maanden geleden

    Chris EvansChris Evans6 maanden geleden
  • I always remember his as the smarmy guy from Shaun of the Dead lol. Love his standup though

    Donday ElbanoDonday Elbano6 maanden geleden
  • This comic is aweful.....what a bore..hang it up loser..

    dont worry he died.dont worry he died.6 maanden geleden
  • Dave Allen reincarnated.

    95rav95rav6 maanden geleden
  • too many ads. bye

    Cameron MilliganCameron Milligan6 maanden geleden
  • Lot of Eddie Izzard in there :)

    Matthew EliasMatthew Elias6 maanden geleden
    • Maybe, but Dylan is his own thing very definitely.

      UberNoodleXUberNoodleX4 maanden geleden
  • David Moran approves!

    David MoranDavid Moran6 maanden geleden
  • Reminds me of Dave Allen.

    Peter RobinsonPeter Robinson6 maanden geleden
  • 1:30 this guy is clearly not enjoying the show

    Louis Is a nonceLouis Is a nonce6 maanden geleden
    • 6:09 Reappears

      Daniel KwokDaniel Kwok6 maanden geleden
  • First time ever hearing this guy, but I already love him and need more!

    Brandon CobbBrandon Cobb6 maanden geleden
    • Here is a starter: the full live show this clip was taken from.. nlworld.info/key/video/mKepaMmUmoKjq28

      Luc SwinkelsLuc Swinkels2 maanden geleden
    • @James Hanna I'll check it out!

      Brandon CobbBrandon Cobb3 maanden geleden
    • @Koreviking his delivery is fire!

      Brandon CobbBrandon Cobb3 maanden geleden
    • You are so lucky!

      KorevikingKoreviking3 maanden geleden
    • Great taste! 🙂

      zhoujacquelinezhoujacqueline4 maanden geleden
  • Batman is far whinier than jesus pick up a comic

    J sJ s6 maanden geleden
    • I was just looking for this batman is the worst lol his parents died and he deals with it by being a rich guy running around in a fancy costume beating up the mentally ill and poor and whining about it all

      the real Finna Springthe real Finna Spring4 maanden geleden
    • @Veronica Wexel lol that is the case mostly

      J sJ s4 maanden geleden
    • True, but Batman is so cool that you kinda forgive it out of reflex. But that could be just me idk.

      Veronica WexelVeronica Wexel4 maanden geleden
    • @Xero Wolf it's comedy. You don't have to agree 😂

      SwwatterSwwatter6 maanden geleden
    • Yea the part where I disagreed with him. I was really the other way around.

      Xero WolfXero Wolf6 maanden geleden
  • There’s surprisingly a lot of depth to this set. If u read between the lines he’s saying a lot of profound things here.

    Leo VelliLeo Velli6 maanden geleden
  • He lost my attention really quick.

    Jimmy RooJimmy Roo6 maanden geleden
  • This dude has listened to a LOT of old Bill Cosby records

    Matthew BeattyMatthew Beatty6 maanden geleden
  • Someone learned a lot from Dave Allen, even to the point of using some of his material. ;-)

    Archimedes WooArchimedes Woo6 maanden geleden
    • @alex alyo Both fine comedians indeed. ;-)

      Archimedes WooArchimedes Woo3 maanden geleden
    • @Archimedes Woo U are right friend, u said using, im pretty sure Dave was also Dylan's favourite comedian, we can all see the influence.

      alex alyoalex alyo3 maanden geleden
    • @alex alyo The word I used was 'using' not 'stealing'. I've seen Dave Allen performing the exact same routine. ;-)

      Archimedes WooArchimedes Woo3 maanden geleden
    • @Archimedes Woo And why not, if its done in original way, and i would say it is done like that.

      alex alyoalex alyo3 maanden geleden
    • @alex alyo Addressing the same subject in the same way as Dave Allen did. I don't see a problem with doing that. Dave Allen was one of Ireland's finest comedians, so it's quite reasonable some of his ideas would be recycled. ;-)

      Archimedes WooArchimedes Woo3 maanden geleden
  • Eddie Izzard influence maybe?

    Cigar Box GuitarCigar Box Guitar6 maanden geleden
    • Maybe, but Dylan is his own thing very definitely.

      UberNoodleXUberNoodleX4 maanden geleden
  • Wow, I watched the whole thing because I kept thinking it would get better.......it is not my type of comedy, not much intelligence from the comedian.

    vixdbvixdb6 maanden geleden
    • Are u kidding me? Not much intelligence!? It must have gone over your head or you weren’t really paying attention. There’s a lot of depth here, this was one of the most profound 11 minutes of comedy I’ve seen in a long time.

      Leo VelliLeo Velli6 maanden geleden
  • Except that Christians do believe in a physical afterlife, just not immediately.

    Matthew CouchMatthew Couch6 maanden geleden
    • Nah just a few that are wrong do

      BerticusBershtBerticusBersht6 maanden geleden
  • This man should have played doctor who

    4 days awake4 days awake6 maanden geleden
    • Preach!

      crunchosaurusRxcrunchosaurusRxDag geleden
    • Such a great idea

      Zawaz Apple PatchZawaz Apple Patch3 dagen geleden
    • Oh my god that’s genius

      Morghan BMorghan B5 dagen geleden
    • we can finally have a Dr who utilizes the tardis the way it was meant to be used for. . . scouring all of time and reality for the most fantastic wine. . . "Bollocks to your morals and civil situation! where's the Venusian Bordeaux!"

      Levi RochLevi RochMaand geleden
    • Helll yes

      Heserel OggeeHeserel Oggee2 maanden geleden
  • *He sounds like a sane drunk! lol*

    Sikandar AliSikandar Ali6 maanden geleden
    • he is supposed to, its his act.

      Mr MachineMr Machine21 dag geleden
    • @Sikandar Ali if you had watched the whole show you'd be sure he would not)

      yrussqyrussq6 maanden geleden
    • @yrussq he might disagree with that mate...

      Sikandar AliSikandar Ali6 maanden geleden
    • He's Irish and that's basically everything u need to know about him

      yrussqyrussq6 maanden geleden
  • He should see some of the protestant churches in other countries!

    Adrian PetytAdrian Petyt6 maanden geleden
  • Is he drugged or drunk?

    inyourgenesinyourgenes6 maanden geleden
    • Neither. Its an intentional stylistic choice to sound like that. I think it’s charming. Every comedian has a shtick, and “sounding drunk” is his.

      Leo VelliLeo Velli6 maanden geleden
  • "it could be in a room full of naked clowns killing each other with crossbows..." SNORT hahahaha!!!!

    William IrvingWilliam Irving6 maanden geleden
  • How often did you repost this clips by now, @Universal Comedy?

    Kai HackemesserKai Hackemesser6 maanden geleden
  • I like how he speaks.

    IrishRepoManIrishRepoMan6 maanden geleden
  • Sounds like Robin Williams impersonating Dudley Moore in "Arthur."

    papaclancpapaclanc6 maanden geleden
  • This guy is the James Joyce of comedy.

    LuisRicardo1981LuisRicardo19816 maanden geleden
  • I'd never heard of this guy, but was watching Michael McIntyre, and he came on after. I wasn't impressed. His jokes were hit and miss, but mostly miss, and his quips about Jesus whining didn't really make any sense. He just sounded like a drunk atheist rambling, without any coherence.

    Steve 1241Steve 12416 maanden geleden
  • He talks like thor... Surprised no one has noticed.

    Saian CriticSaian Critic6 maanden geleden
  • the crowd totally missed the grunumbulator on the winny whacks of the cars joke at 10:20

    Bryce SandersBryce Sanders6 maanden geleden
    • @Joseph Crespo They're just made up words to show that he doesn't know a thing about cars.

      lodbrokssonlodbroksson6 maanden geleden
    • Somebody please explain?

      Joseph CrespoJoseph Crespo6 maanden geleden
    • They just pretended to understand, sounded intimidating...

      Petr HeinzPetr Heinz6 maanden geleden
  • I'm usually a fan of dry humor like this but this one was up and down for me ...

    Hunter JenningsHunter Jennings6 maanden geleden
  • "I don't know what I want but I want it now"

    dbmail545dbmail5456 maanden geleden
    • pretty much everyone scrolling youtube and netflix for their next fix lol

      massive kvntmassive kvnt5 dagen geleden
    • Sir Henry ?

      Pete ReynoldsPete Reynolds5 maanden geleden
  • Loved this guy in black books

    shishiwakamaru4shishiwakamaru46 maanden geleden
    • Dylan Moran just is a real life Bernard

      Roman TorteliRoman Torteli5 maanden geleden
    • this

      Mick FoxMick Fox5 maanden geleden
    • Loved that show!!!!

      Thor NajalThor Najal6 maanden geleden

      TheBobcatloverTheBobcatlover6 maanden geleden
  • Pls tell me a bed time story

    11 ARTS - A-TABAYOCYOC11 ARTS - A-TABAYOCYOC6 maanden geleden
  • I listen to Dylan and I hear Dave Allen

    Paul HuysingPaul Huysing6 maanden geleden
  • When my older son was three years old, we were having a conversation about numbers: one and two make three, two and two make four, that sort of thing. Then he asked "What makes one?"

    AndrewVelonisAndrewVelonis6 maanden geleden
    • -1×-1

      Lord SkepticLord Skeptic3 maanden geleden
    • -(e^pi*i). that is, the negation of the divine. that is, the death of god.

      gustaf schmidtgustaf schmidt5 maanden geleden
    • The answer is in the place under the kettle

      Emcee BoogiebootsEmcee Boogieboots6 maanden geleden
    • 0,5 + 0,5

      Martijn van der VeldenMartijn van der Velden6 maanden geleden
  • The spaces between the teeth of a comb are the intersticies. You're welcome.

    AndrewVelonisAndrewVelonis6 maanden geleden
    • You saved me from a very tough google

      Paul FlanaganPaul FlanaganDag geleden
    • See this is what i don't understand. Why would anyone wants to know that?. I mean if you watched this clip, paused the video and searched for it like any normal person then yes it's ok. But why and what possible reason does a man have to know that word?. I'm from a third world country and my vocabulary library is already small outside my academy. And then i receive text from my friends or read an article online with such kind of pretensions words thrown around. And i will be like, "oh look someone is trying to double the reading time of their essay!". These pretentious word has no further use.

      suresh kumarsuresh kumar6 dagen geleden
    • Um... I may have misread it as inter...testicles. So yeah. Head cold +half bottle of Nyquil=Hurray!! Or not. Whatever. 😁✌

      MzARavenLunaticMzARavenLunatic2 maanden geleden
    • @Nick Sizer Well yes I think so! I'm just having a laugh though - an extra i won't kill anyone! 😜

      Ken ShersleyKen Shersley4 maanden geleden
    • AndrewVelonis Na mate it’s called air

      sven erik Moellersven erik Moeller4 maanden geleden
  • There's a bit of Eddie Izzard about him.

    Masud KhanMasud Khan6 maanden geleden
  • Did he mention Batman and I missed it? Thumbnail said Batman vs Jesus, so they got me.

    Doug McCoolDoug McCool6 maanden geleden
    • @AndrewVelonis 19 seconds... ;-)

      P. HardbrandP. Hardbrand6 maanden geleden
    • 8:30

      P. HardbrandP. Hardbrand6 maanden geleden
    • Yeah, but very briefly. That was why I clicked also.

      AndrewVelonisAndrewVelonis6 maanden geleden
  • "Just a tall child holding a beer" explains so much about my life.

    dbmail545dbmail5456 maanden geleden
    • My beer is empty. Must get more

      slidey1000slidey1000Maand geleden
    • Sums me up perfectly... 😂😂😂

      Alexander Warby-CooperAlexander Warby-Cooper6 maanden geleden
  • Why does he always sound drunk lol

    Libby FordLibby Ford6 maanden geleden
  • Those are some big words for a drunk 8 year old awake at 3 am because he’s pissed the bed

    Max CowleyMax Cowley6 maanden geleden
  • The real message is religion supresses the soul..the abrahamic mindset..where the western world fears death and the judgement and born into sin..whereas the rest of the world always believed in reincarnation..the endless cycle..the snake eating its own tale..paganism and the love of nature is the 1 true religion..the true creator is and always has been "the sun".. even the sunflower points toward the sun.. The cross is an ancient archetype stemming back to rubbing 2 sticks together in order to make fire..the pyramid..means middle fire..thats why crosses on churches everywhere have the sun disc in the centre. Its all sun worship...the sun of god

    shanos antwanosshanos antwanos6 maanden geleden
    • @daftirishmare j A couple of large red giants exploded...

      Gareth AmeryGareth Amery22 dagen geleden
    • ... who made the sun???

      daftirishmare jdaftirishmare j24 dagen geleden
    • LMAOOOO please tell me more

      NayreelNayreel6 maanden geleden
    • What a load of bull. Did you get permission to use the internet from The Leader? Are you part of the recruitment program? Anyway, hope you're having fun on the ranch, Carl.

      CACairnsCACairns6 maanden geleden
    • You’re high af

      Vango BangoVango Bango6 maanden geleden
  • An endearing blend of Dave Allen and Eddie Izzard.

    MikefuleMikefule6 maanden geleden