Dylan Moran On Being Compulsive and Indecisive | BEST OF Like, Totally | Universal Comedy

18 mei. 2020
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I'm compulsive, but I'm also very indecisive. I don't know what I want, but I know that I want IT now.
In this best of compilation from Dylan Moran's (Channel 4's Black Books) second live special Like, Totally, the topics of discussion include choosing Batman over Jesus as a role model, what constitutes a brief relationship and mild-mannered people getting super aggressive as soon as they sit in a car.
Filmed Live at London's Hammersmith Apollo
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  • SOW effin' true when he says"Those who turn to Jesus haven't really done very well with everybody else" was he talking to me ?? when he said that??? lol

    SIMON LOWESIMON LOWE2 dagen geleden
  • He is charming and witty and goodlooking he must be gay

    Isılar KurIsılar Kur6 dagen geleden
  • The cage comes down? Dylan, are you sure you were a human child and not a jaguar cub?

    Splotch the Cat-ThingSplotch the Cat-Thing18 dagen geleden
  • Shame flavor, the new divine taste! It's so good you'll keep coming back for more!

    Shu MeisterShu Meister2 maanden geleden
  • Yet another example of Universal Comedy editing repeat clips into each video of each comedian

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  • Gb

    Wilkin BrackenWilkin Bracken4 maanden geleden
  • He has perfect hair

    Dawn BastanDawn Bastan5 maanden geleden
  • We are in lockdown Melbourne Town. I do enjoy your paradigm. I have stories too.

    Kim SherlockKim Sherlock5 maanden geleden
    • Hope you’re Ok!

      SerenaSerena2 maanden geleden
  • He is so wise.

    UnholyCinUnholyCin5 maanden geleden

    POPPY MOONPOPPY MOON6 maanden geleden
  • the best line is "she would strike a match off her forearm, and go and tell you to dance in the front room for money" absolute gold hahaha

    АЛДМАЛДМ6 maanden geleden
  • Man, this guy sounds like the love child Robin Williams and the lucky charms mascot.

    Dean GuilberryDean Guilberry6 maanden geleden
  • I can't place his age at all. When he laughs he looks in his 20's but he is non stop projecting the energy of a jaded sarcastic 50 year old

    Caramel FishCaramel Fish6 maanden geleden
    • Or you could just leave the silly analysis down the back of the couch and simply enjoy some very funny comedy and craic

      Richard O'DonnellRichard O'Donnell3 maanden geleden
    • @Tobiaz Tobiaz he quite clearly states that he is "30, nearly 35"

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    • he was in his 40s in this clip.

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  • I

    Tosh RyanTosh Ryan7 maanden geleden
  • Ah, Dude; ya had ya trash the Big Guy.... ya had me right up ya there.

    Daphne RavenDaphne Raven7 maanden geleden
    • It's not really "trashing", more just pointing out that he has a tendency to complain... cause, you know, for example, he did kinda let EVERYONE know he was pretty upset during that whole overturning-moneylenders-tables-at-the-temple incident. I mean, I have my problems, but do you see me basically shouting "This is where I like to talk to my Dad and I don't like you trying to conduct business here, ya bunch of criminals!" at any point? Gee: talk about melodrama! In all seriousness, as the child of a minister myself, I actually have a lot of respect for many people of faith. Maybe just relax a little? I think The Big Guy can handle the occasional silly joke at His expense - He's big enough for that, right?

      Don't be fatuous, JeffreyDon't be fatuous, Jeffrey6 maanden geleden
  • Protestants find their guilt elsewhere. Not sure where that goes, but it's better than not being able to have a wank when I feel like it. Which is nice.

    Ian HutchingsIan Hutchings7 maanden geleden
    • Christians in general find guilt in the same exact place they find allegories and metaphors to crazily take literally.

      BŁÒÓD øf JŲPĮŤĘŘBŁÒÓD øf JŲPĮŤĘŘ5 maanden geleden
  • I'm in total love with him..!

    Dawn BastanDawn Bastan7 maanden geleden
  • Do tell me,please, why is it that an Irish Catholic upbringing has produced so many funny/creative/ generally brilliant people? Or does nobody know?

    Ripdbtp OORipdbtp OO7 maanden geleden
    • Art thrives in restriction.

      Ligeiaz TombLigeiaz Tomb6 maanden geleden
    • It's a combination of strict rules and hardship followed by communion wine - that mix is explosive!

      lotta lottalotta lotta7 maanden geleden
    • I wish I knew too. In another bit Moran described how trying to hide one's enjoyment of sensual pleasures is an Irish trait. It closely matches an observation my cousin made about our family years ago, that we can't allow anyone to see us enjoying money. And 1854 was the last time any of us had lived there. Seems like only wit and music are shared and enjoyed freely.

      James DewaneJames Dewane7 maanden geleden
  • I feel sorry about Catholics whom feel always shame. I was always told about the love and forgiveness of God.

    Ester BengoaEster Bengoa7 maanden geleden
  • dave allen reborn . didn't think he'd come back as a c**t

    John OlearyJohn Oleary7 maanden geleden
  • wow he is identical to bill cosby! that is awesome

    Matthew HolevinskiMatthew Holevinski7 maanden geleden
    • @Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey well maybe it's just me then.

      Matthew HolevinskiMatthew Holevinski5 maanden geleden
    • How so? I'm imagining Moran telling the cake-for-breakfast story... Even if Bill Cosby did an Irish accent there is very little similarity.

      seageckoseagecko5 maanden geleden
    • @Matthew Holevinski How does Cosby's line delivery in any way resemble Moran"s? edit: just occurred to me - is this about... pauses? Cause if it is, one could note that William Shatner is also well known for this. Also, he's done at least one piece of dark comedy spoken word - does that make him identical to Moran, let alone Cosby? I don't get it.

      Don't be fatuous, JeffreyDon't be fatuous, Jeffrey6 maanden geleden
    • @Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey how does any of that have anything to do with line delivery?

      Matthew HolevinskiMatthew Holevinski6 maanden geleden
    • @Matthew Holevinski No! I see a lanky mop-haired possibly tipsy Irish misanthrope with a strong sense of the absurd and his own fairly unique delivery - NONE of which is like Cosby (except, with the whole drugging and raping women horror, Cosby was in real life a complete and UTTER misanthrope, certainly regarding anyone female). Cosby on stage was an obviously calculated performer - part of Moran's genius is making it look like he's kinda rambling from a stream-of-consciousness and we just happen to be present for it. Not seeing Cosby AT ALL. Frankly bewildered how you do....

      Don't be fatuous, JeffreyDon't be fatuous, Jeffrey6 maanden geleden
  • This is hilarious. Protestant is very different in the US.

    free2free27 maanden geleden
    • Dunno what the word means, but I already know it's 96% of America.

      FerinCAFerinCA6 maanden geleden
    • Yeah. It's about never going to church, drinking watered-down coffee, and talking endlessly about wanking to people who are actually having sex.

      SidneyBroadsheadSidneyBroadshead7 maanden geleden
  • the blond girl seen at 1:42 definitely just checked her fella still has the gear on him for afters

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  • Being a comedian is a really strange profession. What do you tell your family when you come home? "Well today at work, I could not see anybody, because bright lights were pointing at me. I was just talking to myself and rambling on about anything that came to my mind. Meanwhile strangers were laughing at me - It was great! Can't wait to do it again tomorrow!"

    Jonas Leander WeidlJonas Leander Weidl7 maanden geleden
    • As a beginner comedian myself (3 years in). This is a spot on summation of what it's like to be doing this.

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  • Love him!

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  • Corona not taking him down 🤣🤣💕

    My best Scorpio McMy best Scorpio Mc8 maanden geleden
  • Absolutely spectacular....totally understands people!

    Johanne BeerbaumJohanne Beerbaum8 maanden geleden
  • Love Dylan Moran

    Beth MilaBeth Mila8 maanden geleden
  • "I don't know what I want, but I know I want it now" - every young person

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  • 10:30 - he was so very close to losing it here =D

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  • And yet people still tun to jesus...

    Angus BoothAngus Booth8 maanden geleden
  • Top 5 all time all countries favorite

    john smithjohn smith8 maanden geleden
  • Comic genius flows off the man in little rivers!

    albert mccunealbert mccune8 maanden geleden
  • This is full of De botton wisdoms! Hope Dylan is safe and prepping for New shares and depressive joys

    Liam JobeyLiam Jobey8 maanden geleden
  • Dylan Moran confirmed for covid-19 xD

    Kek CollectorKek Collector8 maanden geleden
  • That guy at 4:01 😂

    Hi-Gain Guitar ChannelHi-Gain Guitar Channel8 maanden geleden
    • He looks like blue Peter /sky sports presenter Simon Thomas, and what about him anyway?? 🤔

      Siobhan ParkerSiobhan Parker7 maanden geleden
    • What with that guy? Looks like a very normal guy! A VERY normal guy! INCREDIBLY usual guy! One of the most average looking guys I've ever seen in my freaking life! My mind just explooooOOOooodes how average that guy is! He must be in The Guuinness Book of Records as THE most usually looking guy in the Cosmos! Aaaah, he's great.

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  • Such an interesting style, really enjoyed this clip

    Cian TCian T8 maanden geleden
  • ....and then THE CAGE COMES DOWN!!!

    The Goat ChildThe Goat Child8 maanden geleden
    • Flynn°-°94 I believe the word you’re looking for is “unexpected”.😉👍🥃

      The Goat ChildThe Goat Child6 maanden geleden
    • I don’t know why but I just think that’s the funniest fucking bit, every time I hear it I crack up

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    Micheal JenkinsMicheal Jenkins8 maanden geleden
  • I miss Dave Allen - and Dylan Moran fills that void.

    Mike SheenMike Sheen8 maanden geleden
  • i feel like the jokes would be bit funnier if he had a different voice, but oh well, you don't get to choose that stuff

    NANCOKNANCOK8 maanden geleden
    • @seagecko weeelll... you know what it's like - it's Friday or Saturday night, the kids are safely ensconced in their rooms, out comes a nice Chardonnay... It's long been an occasional indulgence of mine (like when the man himself once said, "whores will have their trinkets"). A little peccadillo, if you will. X

      Don't be fatuous, JeffreyDon't be fatuous, Jeffrey5 maanden geleden
    • @Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey - I'm curious if you were such an avid comment guru before the COVID got you stuck at home. Please satisfy my curiosity. I also enjoy reading silly arguments in the comment section (COVID notwithstanding) lol

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    • @Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey :P

      Sentinel DJSentinel DJ6 maanden geleden
    • @Sentinel DJ you two mate. We fellow introverts should stick together!...wait...no...um... you get my drift

      Don't be fatuous, JeffreyDon't be fatuous, Jeffrey6 maanden geleden
    • @Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey Thank you for your kind comments, tbh I'm just keeping real, I'm an introvert who didn't leave the house for 6 months except work and home before lockdown and when it happened, it was literally just another time and excuse not to go out lol I hope you stay safe buddy

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  • Dislikes came from Christians 😂 ‘cause truth hurts much more than a plate of biscuits. Witty

    Ad FuturumAd Futurum8 maanden geleden
    • Maybe because he's misinterpreting the Bible.

      AllthatyoutouchAllthatyoutouch4 maanden geleden
    • Not all ;p lol

      achanwahnachanwahn8 maanden geleden
    • i liked it mate, its pretty true 😂

      James HJames H8 maanden geleden
    • @Ogmios Danite who's comments are being dismissed?

      loodleboploodlebop8 maanden geleden
    • Ogmios Danite sorry, is it even English you speaking? ‘Cause it’s probably way too spiritual for me being able to get the point of your answer ☺️ oh maybe it’s better to try “deCeased” instead of “deSeased”? Go educate yourself first, then trying to get what humour and sarcasm are. Good luck 😉

      Ad FuturumAd Futurum8 maanden geleden
  • I adore his comedy. Witty, surreal, absolutely true.

    IlastarothTayreIlastarothTayre8 maanden geleden
  • 2:57 adhd

    kneazle3603kneazle36038 maanden geleden
    • More like OCD

      alexandrinaaaalexandrinaaa7 maanden geleden
  • "I don't know what I want, but I know I want it now" now that is the truest thing I have ever heard...

    Landon SorensonLandon Sorenson8 maanden geleden
    • I o I oi

      Arlington CastleArlington Castle7 maanden geleden
    • How about the im compulsive, but im also indecisive lead up, hence the joke?

      mark smithmark smith8 maanden geleden
  • I think I'd want my money back really.

    Nilesong1Nilesong18 maanden geleden
    • He is irish I'm irish we are funny the end

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    • @Willy Tepes unless you start new profiles/ usernames and change location it will be easy to find yr IP from before you used the VPN .... Like home addresses- once they are known it is pointless trying to obfuscate. Also leaving phone at home might be too little too late if years worth of location data is already known. . . . They can take an educated guess as to your location, chances are you took your phone there before some time in the past. If you lost a job 20 years ago you must be at least in yr mid 30s. From your communication so far (and username) I would have guessed you were under 20.

      Ped ClarkePed Clarke7 maanden geleden
    • ​@Ped Clarke A VPN is only really a point if you are avoiding the authorities as the common fool on the internet or even a accomplished geek will not be able to identify me if I just use a little care. Since I am not afraid of the government at this stage, there is no point in me paying for a VPN. Once there is reason to fear the government, my fight will go from words to actions. They don't have to worry about me until I go off-line, start leaving my phone at home ect. Today there is very little you can say without it being labeled as controversial by the cultural Marxists. I used my real name back in 2000 and got a ton of death threats from commies and even lost a job over it. However innocent your opinions are, you should NEVER use your real name online, because someone somewhere will take offence, and what you said 20 years ago might no longer be seen as acceptable speech. And yes, most of you are fools that have no idea of what is coming in a few years. There is a war coming, and it will be brutal.

      Willy TepesWilly Tepes7 maanden geleden
    • @Willy Tepes willy have you heard of a VPN? you should always use one to prevent internet weirdos from discovering your IP address. I didn't save it or pass it on. I was amused that you advised me not to use my real name (which I don't anyway) yet you leave your geographic location (accurate to about 30metres so not pinpoint) completely unguarded. Oh dear willy.... Get a VPN soon so you can drop some controversial opinions on us fools.

      Ped ClarkePed Clarke7 maanden geleden
    • @Willy Tepesto which insight are you referring willy? My suggestion that you possess genius level insight? That was a sarcastic comment, not an insight willy. You squeezed in lots words, multisyllabic too. Its just the relevance and purpose that is lacking.

      Ped ClarkePed Clarke7 maanden geleden
  • 2nd comment, I feel like I've made it. This is for you mum She is dead

    Joshua WoodJoshua Wood8 maanden geleden
    • She'd be so proud champ.

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    • Shoutout for Joshua's mum

      Валентин ValentinВалентин Valentin8 maanden geleden
    • aww

      Joshua LoganJoshua Logan8 maanden geleden
  • Dealing with his own personal issues? Hm, I think Dylan Moran doesn't read a lot of Batman comics lol

    Bistromath CommanderBistromath Commander8 maanden geleden
    • Bistromath Commander Mong 😂

      Dylan McGrathDylan McGrath5 maanden geleden
    • @achanwahn maybe. But it's also possible he doesn't know that much, unless he's a Batman reader. Either way it's still a funny line.

      Bistromath CommanderBistromath Commander8 maanden geleden
    • Pretty sure he was being ironic. But I can't tell if you are... 🤔

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