Dylan Moran 'Michael Bublé Makes Serial Killer Music' | OFF THE HOOK | Universal Comedy

29 jul. 2020
149 045 Weergaven

Dylan Moran (Bafta award winning star and writer of Black Books) talks about the middle aged bus that arrives when you don't expect it, then everything you understood about life changes. OUT goes Madonna, IN comes Michael Buble and Nicki Minaj.
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  • 大爱布洛克书店

    愤怒的乐乐熊愤怒的乐乐熊16 dagen geleden
  • Comedy at it's best.. very funny

    Gerard DonovanGerard Donovan29 dagen geleden
  • He’s still got it.

    ih8myfriendsih8myfriendsMaand geleden
  • he's such a man child i love him.

    Agentofchaos 44Agentofchaos 44Maand geleden
  • His hand is so shaky, is he okay?

    Marianita BustosMarianita BustosMaand geleden
    • Yes. It's something he did as a crutch when he was starting out to hide his nervousness by pretending to be drunk. He might be doing it again because he cut down on alcohol and drinking on stage and is a bit nervous again.

      AffableCamelAffableCamel24 dagen geleden
  • It's funny because it true, I used to laugh at my dad's bald head call him "slap head" now I'm bald, it's just a waiting game all he had to do was wait. Plus side I've shaved my for 15 years so saved well over £1000 on getting my hair cut👍

    Kevin LewisKevin LewisMaand geleden
  • People get attracted to conservatism cause the older you get the more you learn, and time lets us process questions and logic. Hence people move right. What i want to know is why doesnt everyone move right, or even more mysterious is why does anyone move from right to left?? Ie macrostudies (yougov etc) that compile the information of many studies, show the more you know about economics and politics, the higher your chances of voting right are. They show if you know nothing or next to nothing you have a 60% chance of voting left. And if you know a lot you have a 70% chance to vote right. Similarly studies show those on the right know way more about left wing economics/policies than vice-versa

    Bitchute is better than YoutubeBitchute is better than YoutubeMaand geleden
  • I used to be with it. Then they changed what "it" was. Not what I'm with isn't "it" and what's "it" seems weird and scary to me. It'll happen to you...

    IndicteronomyIndicteronomyMaand geleden
  • If ever a set was proof of the concept.

    Ga WaGa WaMaand geleden
  • Jazz

    joebstarsurferjoebstarsurferMaand geleden
  • How. Does. He. Know. 🤫🤣

    Aparna 11Aparna 11Maand geleden
  • I fucking hate buble so I love this

    Jay IllestJay IllestMaand geleden
  • why does he sound like Dara O'Briain it's not cos he's Irish idk what it is tho

    Amelie GrayAmelie Gray2 maanden geleden
  • There *is* an invention that prevents the octopus from sticking, but few men have the balls to wear it It Is A *Kilt!*

    DrogoneDrogone2 maanden geleden
    • Well fear not, today theres more skirts with balls under them then ever before

      Blind dead McjonesBlind dead Mcjones2 maanden geleden
  • 💙💠🆒💙💠🆒🔷💙🔷💙💠🆒🎁💙💠Really cool 💙💎🔷💠💙🆒💠💎🔷🎁🆒🔷💠💙💎🔷💙💠

    Freedom Escapism ASMRFreedom Escapism ASMR2 maanden geleden
  • Alcoholism doesn't suit Dylan's body.

    Darth KEKDarth KEK2 maanden geleden
  • He's an international treasure. Come back to Vancouver BC once its safe to do so. We miss you!

    Breanna LeeBreanna Lee2 maanden geleden
  • Step one's

    anggellos87anggellos872 maanden geleden
  • That was hilarious but I didn't hear anything about Michael Bublé. I just heard him imitating elevator music.

    CSharpCSharp2 maanden geleden
  • 40's have been great so far

    EfemralEfemral2 maanden geleden
  • It is all horribly, horribly true. I work with a 32 year old. She calls my music “elevator music”. Yes it is sometimes Dianna Krahl but sometimes it’s bloody New Order!

    Jacquie GalvinJacquie Galvin2 maanden geleden
  • This guy is just so unique, love his comedy!

    alex alyoalex alyo2 maanden geleden
  • Ease up on the wine Bernard.

    Craig DonovanCraig Donovan2 maanden geleden
  • Is this the first time Nicki Minaj and poetry have been mentioned in the same sentence?

    Mark KeoghMark Keogh2 maanden geleden
  • Did he put on weight or is the aspect ratio wrong?

    eyeweisseyeweiss2 maanden geleden
  • Dylan Moran, Bill Bailey and Sarah Millican are my favourite comedians at the moment. They all have their own unique style and they brighten my day. :-)

    WindamorWindamor2 maanden geleden
  • Omg that’s there black books guy!!

    New Frontier FilmsNew Frontier Films2 maanden geleden
  • I don't mind getting older. I just really hate that I'll stop getting older eventually.

    bullsquid42bullsquid422 maanden geleden
    • On the other hand, if you never stopped getting older, I imagine once you push 200 the wrinkles on the prune become _really_ weird.

      Alex BourtAlex BourtMaand geleden
  • I'm 40 and that line about architecture fucking hurts.

    FullvinylFullvinyl3 maanden geleden
  • Still waiting for the funny.

    pretorious700pretorious7003 maanden geleden
  • Jam jam jam...

    Bernard BlackBernard Black3 maanden geleden
  • I feel vaguely called out.

    Kris OllerKris Oller3 maanden geleden
  • you use powder on your balls for that

    Damián MartínezDamián Martínez3 maanden geleden
  • I'm one month away from 46, this is so accurate.

    MarkoRolloMarkoRollo3 maanden geleden
  • 3 words: Netflix: Black books. You're welcome 😁

    Kamil JurewiczKamil Jurewicz3 maanden geleden
    • @Kamil Jurewicz That's too bad. Hopefully I didn't mess up on the link but it works for me in the United States. Good that there's more than one way to see the thing then, though. It's a great show!

      iamasickmaniamasickmanMaand geleden
    • @iamasickman not in my country apparently haha. Can't open that link you just posted. Where are you from?

      Kamil JurewiczKamil JurewiczMaand geleden
    • There's no need to even go that far. The whole thing is officially and legally right here on NLworld on the Dead Parrot channel (which also has a lot of other good and classic British comedy like Spaced and Father Ted, etc.) nlworld.info/key/video/jpBmoai5bp-Inao

      iamasickmaniamasickmanMaand geleden
    • @Alison m 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 too priceless an episode: I just LOVE it!!!!

      catherine punchcousinscatherine punchcousinsMaand geleden
    • That and the one where he's avoiding doing his tax return.

      Alison mAlison mMaand geleden
  • I don't miss my 20s as much as I miss the world of my 20s

    squire haggardsquire haggard3 maanden geleden
    • @Anthony Grantham I plan to have died of old age by then x

      Arabella //Arabella //Maand geleden
    • @Arabella // yes, read your comment again in fifteen years 🤣

      Anthony GranthamAnthony GranthamMaand geleden
    • @Arabella // find a hobby (something you genuinely enjoy doing for its own sake) that keeps you fit

      dominicremdominicremMaand geleden
    • @Arabella // Fiber. Lots of fiber. And 8 large glasses of water a day (orally).

      squire haggardsquire haggardMaand geleden
    • I’m turning 20 next month. Any advice grandpa?

      Arabella //Arabella //Maand geleden
  • he always reminds me of the narrative from The Discworld!/Terry Pratchett and Death! what a crack!!

    MON HEISSMON HEISS3 maanden geleden
  • I love his expressions! To peel the octopus from the tank...

    Shu MeisterShu Meister3 maanden geleden
  • 5:22 - "registering his own responses..." it's a throwaway line but i've never heard that phrase before. it is apt and beautiful.

    memoryheromemoryhero4 maanden geleden
  • If Dylan Moran was a Schnitzel fryer, he would make Schnitzels that would oh so subtle please your taste buds, fill your brain with pleasure and satisfaction ....and look like a squashed infant.

    Sporting1210Sporting12104 maanden geleden
  • Duh-dunudadah-baba-ba-dada-dada-deeee.

    Ozan YoungOzan Young4 maanden geleden
  • 3:28 - 'He can't kill you if you're not properly alive, can he?' 🤣

    McRocketMcRocket4 maanden geleden
  • I just love you. It is what it is.

    Joes DiJoes Di4 maanden geleden
  • It's all true - middle age comes like a thief in the night. I used to be young and hip. I was in a band. Then the other day I only just stopped myself from telling a young girl to sit up straight.

    caro1nscaro1ns4 maanden geleden
    • hee

      Lilly DespinaLilly Despina2 maanden geleden
    • Have you told any young men to cut their hair yet?

      Lucy HardmanLucy Hardman3 maanden geleden
    • Oh dear

      GeorginaGeorgina3 maanden geleden
  • My love for him has no end...he is so precious🤣❤️

    Kyanne SummerKyanne Summer4 maanden geleden
  • LOVE Dylan! And he only gets better with age and weight and dog burying!

    LadyAxe13LadyAxe134 maanden geleden
  • He has an "Asian" woman inside his head.

    Angry TedAngry Ted4 maanden geleden
  • Been on the bus a few years now.

    thisisbob1001thisisbob10014 maanden geleden
  • I have a younger cousin, she has been on several cruises, I so wish that I could have her hear this. And all this time I thought that I was nuts for thinking that cruises sound so boring. BTW, I am so fascinated by the way Dylan Moran's brain works. He manages to take extremely disparate ideas and wrap them up in one big package. Maybe it isn't always neat looking, but it sure is funny as heck.

    Howard KerrHoward Kerr4 maanden geleden
  • They prepare us for adulthood but not for old age.

    Pernell13489Pernell134894 maanden geleden
  • I’m always bewildered by people who like going on cruises.

    Nicolo ANicolo A4 maanden geleden
    • @Steph S Did you see Banksy's painting Banksy is a multi-millionaire married to an antisemite.

      Darth KEKDarth KEK2 maanden geleden
    • I'm not gonna lie, given the option to travel on a boat, with an all you can eat/drink package and just be left the hell alone is really, really appealing!

      Jessica SophiaJessica Sophia2 maanden geleden
    • @Steph S yeah we all take morals on holidays dont we!!

      ArgyleArgyle3 maanden geleden
    • They are horrible for the environment, and erode communities. People should avoid cruises for the moral consequences alone. Did you see Banksy's painting of a cruise ship anchored offshore of Venice?

      Steph SSteph S4 maanden geleden
    • I always scoffed at cruises until I was forced onto a 10 day cruise. Got the all you can eat/drink package. Now I totally get why people like going on cruises.

      Paul KornelPaul Kornel4 maanden geleden
  • I watch this so death won't notice me. No, brilliant, love it :)

    SteyreonSteyreon4 maanden geleden
  • 1:50 DONE! What a Euro-scumbag!

    eapoe6eapoe64 maanden geleden
  • Wok away!Wok away! Leave for otha people fatty! XD

    POPPY MOONPOPPY MOON4 maanden geleden
  • "Peal the octopus from the side of the aquarium"!!!! Oh god, it hurts when I laugh!!!!

    iDontShareMyDataiDontShareMyData4 maanden geleden
    • 🤣🤣🤣🤣

      Miranda BMiranda B3 maanden geleden
  • I think his inner voice is Miss Swann.

    RubberfaceRubberface5 maanden geleden
  • OMFG i was middle-aged since i was a kid :O

    ParadoxParadox5 maanden geleden
    • Yep maybe now it won't happen when I'm 50?

      Ebony RoseEbony RoseMaand geleden
    • I reckon I was *born* on the bus.

      Mark KeoghMark Keogh2 maanden geleden
    • Yeah, i got on the wrong bus

      R DR D2 maanden geleden
  • Oh & very handsome


  • Eating 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • U r soo bad😂😂😂😂😂💚💚💚💚✌👌😆😆😆😆😆😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • Absolutely brilliant love it ..

    steve laceysteve lacey5 maanden geleden
  • Bloody hilarious

    ahundredmillionstarsahundredmillionstars5 maanden geleden
  • I absolutely love him

    Dawn BastanDawn Bastan5 maanden geleden
    • @RACHCEL MORLEY i hope he comes to new york again one day

      Dawn BastanDawn Bastan5 maanden geleden
    • Dittto

  • "he can't kill you if you are not properly alive" Absolute genius.

    GreenHoleSunGreenHoleSun5 maanden geleden
    • @Joes Di Remember to use muted colours only.

      T ElectronixT Electronix2 maanden geleden
    • I need to print and make a poster 🤣🤣🤣

      Joes DiJoes Di4 maanden geleden
  • Funny

    sarcasmo57sarcasmo575 maanden geleden
  • Is he talking about me??

    Haamish McGarryHaamish McGarry5 maanden geleden
    • @MCVessels you may be quoting Moran himself here, but if that's all you... nice one.

      Don't be fatuous, JeffreyDon't be fatuous, Jeffrey5 maanden geleden
    • If you bother to think he's talking about you then that's unreasonably grandiose, so you're still young and exciting. If you shrug, pick some stilton from your teeth and wonder where you put that CD of Marc Almond singing torch songs, he's talking about you.

      MCVesselsMCVessels5 maanden geleden
    • @Kenny McBurns the point of the whole bit is exactly that he is talking about all of us

      EE5 maanden geleden
    • @Kenny McBurns don't be an a**ehole - if you're over 40, he's most definitely talking about you

      Don't be fatuous, JeffreyDon't be fatuous, Jeffrey5 maanden geleden
    • No... the world doesn't revolve around you!

      Kenny McBurnsKenny McBurns5 maanden geleden
  • Excellent humor. One of my favorites of all time. Pity he's on the highly predictable liberal degeneracy bus even if he doesn't fully get it.

    Paul LeePaul Lee5 maanden geleden
    • Every youtube comment section has that one person whining about "the liberals". Breath. Get some fresh air

      Lauren EvendenLauren EvendenMaand geleden
    • Tories really can't hear a pop at them without making a big deal about it can they? It's so fucking ironic that 'snowflake' started off as a descriptor of the left.

      Local ClownLocal Clown2 maanden geleden
    • @Paul Lee and what exactly do you mean by discipline? Example.

      Su MorleySu Morley4 maanden geleden
    • @Paul Lee generalisations aren't useful. Please give us an example of a specific view that Moran has expressed that will lead to this sort of mass povery and violence type situation? Sounds more like late stage neoliberal capitalism to me. But please, do share.

      Su MorleySu Morley4 maanden geleden
    • Paul Lee ^^ this is why people actively avoid your company. You should probably do something about that.

      The What!!?The What!!?4 maanden geleden
  • Serial Killer music. I always thought of Whiplash by Mettallica. It sounds like someone sawing up another person. And remember serial killers are just other someone we thought we knew. Happy Happy. Cheers Y'all.

    71tbomb71tbomb5 maanden geleden
  • 6:13 Exact same thing happened to me a few years ago at the Australian War Memorial in Canberra But then I thought "Well at least you fuckers will die one day" So there's always that to look forward to

    Bob ThenobBob Thenob5 maanden geleden
  • I'll never be old enough for a cruise

    ClemdaneClemdane5 maanden geleden
    • Don't talk like that

      A Mouse Utopia ExperimentA Mouse Utopia Experiment2 maanden geleden
    • @Bob Hope the rocks abit bigger

      Kyle BalmerKyle Balmer4 maanden geleden
    • All aboard the Rona Express!

      CoenCoen4 maanden geleden
    • @Clemdane we're already trapped with 7 billion strangers on a plague-covered rock floating through space. What's the difference?

      Bob HopeBob Hope4 maanden geleden
    • @Bob Hope Trapped with 3,000 strangers on a giant floating petri dish

      ClemdaneClemdane4 maanden geleden
  • "you have peaked as a human being"...God I peaked along time ago

    Joris HeavenJoris Heaven5 maanden geleden
  • Love this man, fantastic comedic timing and delivery

    James GreenhamJames Greenham5 maanden geleden
  • Ah, the bliss of finding a set of stairs and pretending you just have a really wide stride on a warm day. At least you don't gotta look like a dog at the fire hydrant.

    Ulquiorra4samaUlquiorra4sama5 maanden geleden
  • Thanks, Mr. Moran (and Universal Comedy) for making me laugh out loud this evening and on any other occasion. It's always a pleasure and I really appreciate it.

    Franziska PalaFranziska Pala5 maanden geleden
    • You're welcome. Now what do you want?! Make me a cake and post it to me, surely that's equivalent to the kind words you've sprawled here across the interwebs.

      Bernard BlackBernard Black3 maanden geleden
  • Moranesque. Discuss. He will hate what ever you say. You know that right? Just going to feed the octopus, back in a mo. .......

    Dave DDave D5 maanden geleden
  • Middle age comes for us all, unless you die young. Middle age isn't so bad if you are in good shape. The house is paid for. You usually own a reliable car or two. The kid/s is/are raised and in college or onto great careers. If you've been lucky and had a stable loving marriage, then usually it's smooth sailing until old age. Good luck to all of you!

    Time BanditTime Bandit5 maanden geleden
    • ...Good luck to all of you ! screamed a person to a group of people sitting in their cars, pushing a gas pedal, ready to take off into oncoming traffic

      Ahmed TangievAhmed TangievMaand geleden
    • @Papwithanhatchet agreed, this sounds dreadful...

      AnnaAnna2 maanden geleden
    • If you die young, isn't your middle age just half the years of your age atthe time of death?

      Horst von HintenHorst von Hinten3 maanden geleden
    • @StarScream 777 lol

      Don't be fatuous, JeffreyDon't be fatuous, Jeffrey5 maanden geleden
    • @Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey Yikes.. the menopause baby .. well in for a penny take me to the pound 😂 Life situations change so quickly it feels like .. Ive only got one young fella who's 16 .. the next baby I was looking forward to is his .. not mine .. sooo not mine 😴 I guess when I think back I've had a mate here or there with really old parents .. was always kinda weird .. it's hard enough telling my lad about the tapes and videos without him looking at me like it was same era as sabre tooth tigers .. may as well have been 😉

      StarScream 777StarScream 7775 maanden geleden
  • Is it the guy off Sean of the dead

    Chz Shire greenChz Shire green5 maanden geleden
    • @Eoghan Bosma its on All4

      neeharavineeharavi4 maanden geleden
    • @Eoghan Bosma The link I posted here isn't working for you?

      SebastianSebastian4 maanden geleden
    • @Sebastian black books is a classic. Can't find all the full episodes anywhere though

      Eoghan BosmaEoghan Bosma4 maanden geleden
    • @Chz Shire green nlworld.info/top/PLCK5Lcs_vqSB6XNkVgRGL9s4pJDgp4BeD.html

      SebastianSebastian5 maanden geleden
    • Sana ne talking about

      Chz Shire greenChz Shire green5 maanden geleden
  • Oddly enough, they have scanned the brains of people while they watch rotting food and disgusting acts, and conservatives show a GREATER disgust response than liberals. Don't know if that means it should disgust people more to vote Conservative. But still funny.

    loopbackishloopbackish5 maanden geleden
    • If you look at metastudies (ie the data from many studies compiled and analyised) it shows that those who know a lot about politics and economics are twice as likely to vote right than vote left. And since as we age we learn, especially when we retire and have time to think more and ponder questions, that makes us more knowledgable. Also on happiness. All studies show the older people get the happier they get, and although ive never heard an explanation for that fact, im guessing its same as above, mixed with selection bias. As we age we learn more strategies to be happy. Issues that caused saddness in a persons youth no longer cause that saddness when theyre older

      Bitchute is better than YoutubeBitchute is better than YoutubeMaand geleden
    • @Desiree Iten ... Sort of. Jordan Peterson has some good stuff on this subject. Basically people who like categories to remain stable, in any dimension or subject, will tend to vote conservative. And people that like to break category boundaries will tend to vote liberal.

      breakingthemasksbreakingthemasks4 maanden geleden
    • @My Favorite Planet Not everything's relative, you know.

      Владимир КругловВладимир Круглов4 maanden geleden
    • @Владимир Круглов What does it mean to be noramal and decent. To different people that may mean different things. Especially the word normal.

      My Favorite PlanetMy Favorite Planet4 maanden geleden
    • It means conservative brains are more strongly wired to fear. Which is why you can get a conservative on board to do pretty much anything as long as you can phrase it as protecting them from a perceived threat. Liberals are about pleasure. You can make liberals shoot themselves in the foot as long as you convince them that doing so ensures everyone else can immediately stop suffering and have a good life.

      Desiree ItenDesiree Iten4 maanden geleden
  • I shall never again be able to look at an octopus and not chuckle.

    puirYorickpuirYorick5 maanden geleden
    • I walk into aquariums and scream "BOLLOCK"

      Christian MaasChristian Maas5 maanden geleden
  • ....this outrageosly witty, befrendable unfriendly cynic irishman has been my spirit animal all along.

    Giulia VinciarelliGiulia Vinciarelli5 maanden geleden
    • haa love that

      Lilly DespinaLilly Despina2 maanden geleden
    • Have you seen his older stand up specials? Still good and I highly recommend a bbc series he did with Bill Bailey called Black Books

      jacob lambertjacob lambert4 maanden geleden
    • Same here. That means we are family.

      Kitti McConnellKitti McConnell4 maanden geleden
    • Well said 🤣

      Elesian SubsElesian Subs4 maanden geleden