Dylan Moran 'Michael Bublé Makes Serial Killer Music' | OFF THE HOOK | Universal Comedy
29 jul. 2020
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Dylan Moran (Bafta award winning star and writer of Black Books) talks about the middle aged bus that arrives when you don't expect it, then everything you understood about life changes. OUT goes Madonna, IN comes Michael Buble and Nicki Minaj.
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Comedy at it's best.. very funny
He’s still got it.
he's such a man child i love him.
His hand is so shaky, is he okay?
Yes. It's something he did as a crutch when he was starting out to hide his nervousness by pretending to be drunk. He might be doing it again because he cut down on alcohol and drinking on stage and is a bit nervous again.
It's funny because it true, I used to laugh at my dad's bald head call him "slap head" now I'm bald, it's just a waiting game all he had to do was wait. Plus side I've shaved my for 15 years so saved well over £1000 on getting my hair cut👍
People get attracted to conservatism cause the older you get the more you learn, and time lets us process questions and logic. Hence people move right. What i want to know is why doesnt everyone move right, or even more mysterious is why does anyone move from right to left?? Ie macrostudies (yougov etc) that compile the information of many studies, show the more you know about economics and politics, the higher your chances of voting right are. They show if you know nothing or next to nothing you have a 60% chance of voting left. And if you know a lot you have a 70% chance to vote right. Similarly studies show those on the right know way more about left wing economics/policies than vice-versa
I used to be with it. Then they changed what "it" was. Not what I'm with isn't "it" and what's "it" seems weird and scary to me. It'll happen to you...
If ever a set was proof of the concept.
Jazz
How. Does. He. Know. 🤫🤣
I fucking hate buble so I love this
why does he sound like Dara O'Briain it's not cos he's Irish idk what it is tho
There *is* an invention that prevents the octopus from sticking, but few men have the balls to wear it It Is A *Kilt!*
Well fear not, today theres more skirts with balls under them then ever before
💙💠🆒💙💠🆒🔷💙🔷💙💠🆒🎁💙💠Really cool 💙💎🔷💠💙🆒💠💎🔷🎁🆒🔷💠💙💎🔷💙💠
Alcoholism doesn't suit Dylan's body.
He's an international treasure. Come back to Vancouver BC once its safe to do so. We miss you!
Step one's
That was hilarious but I didn't hear anything about Michael Bublé. I just heard him imitating elevator music.
40's have been great so far
It is all horribly, horribly true. I work with a 32 year old. She calls my music “elevator music”. Yes it is sometimes Dianna Krahl but sometimes it’s bloody New Order!
This guy is just so unique, love his comedy!
Ease up on the wine Bernard.
Is this the first time Nicki Minaj and poetry have been mentioned in the same sentence?
Did he put on weight or is the aspect ratio wrong?
Dylan Moran, Bill Bailey and Sarah Millican are my favourite comedians at the moment. They all have their own unique style and they brighten my day. :-)
Omg that’s there black books guy!!
I don't mind getting older. I just really hate that I'll stop getting older eventually.
On the other hand, if you never stopped getting older, I imagine once you push 200 the wrinkles on the prune become _really_ weird.
I'm 40 and that line about architecture fucking hurts.
Still waiting for the funny.
Jam jam jam...
I feel vaguely called out.
you use powder on your balls for that
I'm one month away from 46, this is so accurate.
3 words: Netflix: Black books. You're welcome 😁
@Kamil Jurewicz That's too bad. Hopefully I didn't mess up on the link but it works for me in the United States. Good that there's more than one way to see the thing then, though. It's a great show!
@iamasickman not in my country apparently haha. Can't open that link you just posted. Where are you from?
There's no need to even go that far. The whole thing is officially and legally right here on NLworld on the Dead Parrot channel (which also has a lot of other good and classic British comedy like Spaced and Father Ted, etc.) nlworld.info/key/video/jpBmoai5bp-Inao
@Alison m 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 too priceless an episode: I just LOVE it!!!!
That and the one where he's avoiding doing his tax return.
I don't miss my 20s as much as I miss the world of my 20s
@Anthony Grantham I plan to have died of old age by then x
@Arabella // yes, read your comment again in fifteen years 🤣
@Arabella // find a hobby (something you genuinely enjoy doing for its own sake) that keeps you fit
@Arabella // Fiber. Lots of fiber. And 8 large glasses of water a day (orally).
I’m turning 20 next month. Any advice grandpa?
he always reminds me of the narrative from The Discworld!/Terry Pratchett and Death! what a crack!!
I love his expressions! To peel the octopus from the tank...
5:22 - "registering his own responses..." it's a throwaway line but i've never heard that phrase before. it is apt and beautiful.
If Dylan Moran was a Schnitzel fryer, he would make Schnitzels that would oh so subtle please your taste buds, fill your brain with pleasure and satisfaction ....and look like a squashed infant.
Duh-dunudadah-baba-ba-dada-dada-deeee.
3:28 - 'He can't kill you if you're not properly alive, can he?' 🤣
I just love you. It is what it is.
It's all true - middle age comes like a thief in the night. I used to be young and hip. I was in a band. Then the other day I only just stopped myself from telling a young girl to sit up straight.
hee
Have you told any young men to cut their hair yet?
Oh dear
My love for him has no end...he is so precious🤣❤️
LOVE Dylan! And he only gets better with age and weight and dog burying!
He has an "Asian" woman inside his head.
Been on the bus a few years now.
I have a younger cousin, she has been on several cruises, I so wish that I could have her hear this. And all this time I thought that I was nuts for thinking that cruises sound so boring. BTW, I am so fascinated by the way Dylan Moran's brain works. He manages to take extremely disparate ideas and wrap them up in one big package. Maybe it isn't always neat looking, but it sure is funny as heck.
They prepare us for adulthood but not for old age.
I’m always bewildered by people who like going on cruises.
@Steph S Did you see Banksy's painting Banksy is a multi-millionaire married to an antisemite.
I'm not gonna lie, given the option to travel on a boat, with an all you can eat/drink package and just be left the hell alone is really, really appealing!
@Steph S yeah we all take morals on holidays dont we!!
They are horrible for the environment, and erode communities. People should avoid cruises for the moral consequences alone. Did you see Banksy's painting of a cruise ship anchored offshore of Venice?
I always scoffed at cruises until I was forced onto a 10 day cruise. Got the all you can eat/drink package. Now I totally get why people like going on cruises.
I watch this so death won't notice me. No, brilliant, love it :)
1:50 DONE! What a Euro-scumbag!
Wok away!Wok away! Leave for otha people fatty! XD
"Peal the octopus from the side of the aquarium"!!!! Oh god, it hurts when I laugh!!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I think his inner voice is Miss Swann.
OMFG i was middle-aged since i was a kid :O
Yep maybe now it won't happen when I'm 50?
I reckon I was *born* on the bus.
Yeah, i got on the wrong bus
Oh & very handsome
U R SOOO FUNNY
Eating 😂😂😂😂😂😂
U r soo bad😂😂😂😂😂💚💚💚💚✌👌😆😆😆😆😆😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Absolutely brilliant love it ..
Bloody hilarious
I absolutely love him
@RACHCEL MORLEY i hope he comes to new york again one day
Dittto
"he can't kill you if you are not properly alive" Absolute genius.
@Joes Di Remember to use muted colours only.
I need to print and make a poster 🤣🤣🤣
Funny
Is he talking about me??
@MCVessels you may be quoting Moran himself here, but if that's all you... nice one.
If you bother to think he's talking about you then that's unreasonably grandiose, so you're still young and exciting. If you shrug, pick some stilton from your teeth and wonder where you put that CD of Marc Almond singing torch songs, he's talking about you.
@Kenny McBurns the point of the whole bit is exactly that he is talking about all of us
@Kenny McBurns don't be an a**ehole - if you're over 40, he's most definitely talking about you
No... the world doesn't revolve around you!
Excellent humor. One of my favorites of all time. Pity he's on the highly predictable liberal degeneracy bus even if he doesn't fully get it.
Every youtube comment section has that one person whining about "the liberals". Breath. Get some fresh air
Tories really can't hear a pop at them without making a big deal about it can they? It's so fucking ironic that 'snowflake' started off as a descriptor of the left.
@Paul Lee and what exactly do you mean by discipline? Example.
@Paul Lee generalisations aren't useful. Please give us an example of a specific view that Moran has expressed that will lead to this sort of mass povery and violence type situation? Sounds more like late stage neoliberal capitalism to me. But please, do share.
Paul Lee ^^ this is why people actively avoid your company. You should probably do something about that.
Serial Killer music. I always thought of Whiplash by Mettallica. It sounds like someone sawing up another person. And remember serial killers are just other someone we thought we knew. Happy Happy. Cheers Y'all.
6:13 Exact same thing happened to me a few years ago at the Australian War Memorial in Canberra But then I thought "Well at least you fuckers will die one day" So there's always that to look forward to
I'll never be old enough for a cruise
Don't talk like that
@Bob Hope the rocks abit bigger
All aboard the Rona Express!
@Clemdane we're already trapped with 7 billion strangers on a plague-covered rock floating through space. What's the difference?
@Bob Hope Trapped with 3,000 strangers on a giant floating petri dish
"you have peaked as a human being"...God I peaked along time ago
Love this man, fantastic comedic timing and delivery
Ah, the bliss of finding a set of stairs and pretending you just have a really wide stride on a warm day. At least you don't gotta look like a dog at the fire hydrant.
Thanks, Mr. Moran (and Universal Comedy) for making me laugh out loud this evening and on any other occasion. It's always a pleasure and I really appreciate it.
You're welcome. Now what do you want?! Make me a cake and post it to me, surely that's equivalent to the kind words you've sprawled here across the interwebs.
Moranesque. Discuss. He will hate what ever you say. You know that right? Just going to feed the octopus, back in a mo. .......
Middle age comes for us all, unless you die young. Middle age isn't so bad if you are in good shape. The house is paid for. You usually own a reliable car or two. The kid/s is/are raised and in college or onto great careers. If you've been lucky and had a stable loving marriage, then usually it's smooth sailing until old age. Good luck to all of you!
...Good luck to all of you ! screamed a person to a group of people sitting in their cars, pushing a gas pedal, ready to take off into oncoming traffic
@Papwithanhatchet agreed, this sounds dreadful...
If you die young, isn't your middle age just half the years of your age atthe time of death?
@StarScream 777 lol
@Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey Yikes.. the menopause baby .. well in for a penny take me to the pound 😂 Life situations change so quickly it feels like .. Ive only got one young fella who's 16 .. the next baby I was looking forward to is his .. not mine .. sooo not mine 😴 I guess when I think back I've had a mate here or there with really old parents .. was always kinda weird .. it's hard enough telling my lad about the tapes and videos without him looking at me like it was same era as sabre tooth tigers .. may as well have been 😉
Is it the guy off Sean of the dead
@Eoghan Bosma its on All4
@Eoghan Bosma The link I posted here isn't working for you?
@Sebastian black books is a classic. Can't find all the full episodes anywhere though
@Chz Shire green nlworld.info/top/PLCK5Lcs_vqSB6XNkVgRGL9s4pJDgp4BeD.html
Sana ne talking about
Oddly enough, they have scanned the brains of people while they watch rotting food and disgusting acts, and conservatives show a GREATER disgust response than liberals. Don't know if that means it should disgust people more to vote Conservative. But still funny.
If you look at metastudies (ie the data from many studies compiled and analyised) it shows that those who know a lot about politics and economics are twice as likely to vote right than vote left. And since as we age we learn, especially when we retire and have time to think more and ponder questions, that makes us more knowledgable. Also on happiness. All studies show the older people get the happier they get, and although ive never heard an explanation for that fact, im guessing its same as above, mixed with selection bias. As we age we learn more strategies to be happy. Issues that caused saddness in a persons youth no longer cause that saddness when theyre older
@Desiree Iten ... Sort of. Jordan Peterson has some good stuff on this subject. Basically people who like categories to remain stable, in any dimension or subject, will tend to vote conservative. And people that like to break category boundaries will tend to vote liberal.
@My Favorite Planet Not everything's relative, you know.
@Владимир Круглов What does it mean to be noramal and decent. To different people that may mean different things. Especially the word normal.
It means conservative brains are more strongly wired to fear. Which is why you can get a conservative on board to do pretty much anything as long as you can phrase it as protecting them from a perceived threat. Liberals are about pleasure. You can make liberals shoot themselves in the foot as long as you convince them that doing so ensures everyone else can immediately stop suffering and have a good life.
I shall never again be able to look at an octopus and not chuckle.
I walk into aquariums and scream "BOLLOCK"
....this outrageosly witty, befrendable unfriendly cynic irishman has been my spirit animal all along.
haa love that
Have you seen his older stand up specials? Still good and I highly recommend a bbc series he did with Bill Bailey called Black Books
Same here. That means we are family.
Well said 🤣