"BUT SHE'S HALF FISH" Would Ricky Gervais Get Off With A Mermaid? | Universal Comedy
8 feb. 2021
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Always asking the important questions, serial Golden Globes winner and presenter Ricky Gervais analysis whether he would have relations with a mermaid or not.
Taken from Ricky Gervais' debut stand up special Animals
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Absolutely BRILLIANT!!
the real question is if you eat a mermaid is it cannibalism? also is there a point where the meat transitions from fish to mammal?
when a video starts with, "I just remembered another story about bestiality"
In fairness how would it even be physically possible with a mermaid considering the lower half is just tail? The other guy pointing out he’d go for legs over tail technically makes sense but it’d still be disgusting to see the top half. 🤣
Nah the vagina could still be at the bottom of the torso where it meets the top of the lower half, you wouldn’t be able to do Doggy Style though lol you’d have to do her from the front side. Edit: sorry if that seemed like too much detail.
That halibut joke was top of the line dad joke.
Hali-butt
@HunGredy Aye as an Englishman I can confirm your comment matey..
@Atreides I'm also a non-native, so any Englishman is welcome to correct me. But my understanding is that he said "I'm not just gonna shag her for the halibut" instead of "I'm not just gonna shag her for the hell of it" in a very similar accent to make it sound alike. A halibut is a fish, while "for the hell of it" means something similar to "just for the fun". That is also why he says right after that "Now all I'm thinking of is fish puns". Did that help?
Can you explain it for non native speakers?
5 days ago. This man is Neil pert
afterlife - nlworld.info/key/video/q3GVod_dbZxygqo
if only I could understand half the words he's uttering...
I wouldn’t want to shag a mermaid. I might end up with fish fingers!
Perhaps I missed his comic inspiration? To each his own.
OOOO WELL MAKE SOMETHING UP
I think I'd go for the head. (speaking of puns)
Back when Ricky had hair on his head and none on his face. 😄
It migrated
The common depictions of mermaids were imagined by people who thought marine mammals (manatees etc & whales) were fish and never noticed that the (fishy) scales and the horizontal tail didn't make any sense in the same creature.
@puirYorick I grasped your "point", just questioning the usefulness of it. No need to get angry
@Mike Jones ...so you're actively nitpicking a "nitpick" now, Mike? If you don't grasp the point, there's nothing wrong with just moving on about your business. Have a great life.
I mean what's the point of trying to nitpick the bilogical accuracy of an entirely made up creature though? Isnt the fact that its half human half fish more of an inaccuracy than its scales and tail
Is Ricky Gervais your favourite comedian?
Yup, as well as Eddie Izzard, John Mulaney and Hari Kondabolu.
Abso-fukkin-lutely
dougie, no idea who you're asking, but for me he's definitely in the top 3, probably second to only George Carlin.
after listening to him on russel brand's podcast, i saw him outside of his character & became a huge fan.
I used to not be able to stand him until I watched the Oscars vids on here!
The man. The myth. The legend. Ricky.
Gotta love Ricky Gervais
First one to comment. Proud of my life
You should be.