Bill Bailey On Weird CHINESE DELICACIES | Universal Comedy

17 mei. 2020
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Musical Genius and Stand Up God Bill Bailey discusses his efforts to learn Mandarin, and recalls his heroic efforts to save a majestic owl from being eaten as a Chinese delicacy, along with the snakes, bats and salamanders.
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  • "That's a social disaster waiting to happen just there." Brilliant, not to mention "a water vole and I shared a moment, would you call me an ambulance?" Bill should be given a drink of the elixir of life to ensure generations of brilliance.

    alan sturgessalan sturgess7 dagen geleden
  • Waiting for the punch line of "released the owl into the wild, and it flew straight back to the restaurant"

    gallimeadgallimead9 dagen geleden
  • I don't know, I think you could boil a phoenix... so long as you wait to pluck it till after

    Splotch the Cat-ThingSplotch the Cat-Thing13 dagen geleden
  • A pangolin. Thanks China

    Pedro MaverickPedro Maverick21 dag geleden
  • Jeeze sir, you had better stay out of resturaunts that serve Lorax, I'm not sure if they have reflective surfaces in England but might want to consult one before your next trip east.

    Jamie BarracloughJamie Barraclough23 dagen geleden
  • Trying to get the image of poaching a phoenix out of my head. It's not working.

    ludocratludocrat28 dagen geleden
  • Beautiful = Large Sheep

    Cloud SparrowCloud SparrowMaand geleden
  • The thinking mans comedian. What is this DVD called I need to see it. When I'm pissed off. Which is regularly, these days.

    Nigel BriggsNigel BriggsMaand geleden
  • I wasn’t in a great mood when I watched this, it still made me laugh🙂🙃

    Jane evansJane evansMaand geleden
  • Told the Ma joke to my mates 30 years ago but as usual Bill tells it better !

    PAUL SPAUL SMaand geleden
  • I died at the owl part 🤣"Is this what you do on your holidays, beardy? Stello tape up owls and drive them around in the woods? What are you doing next, gaffering up a gazelle and chucking em down a waterslide"

    Jimmy SaintJimmy SaintMaand geleden
  • genius is too small a word, Bill Bailey is to England, what Billy Connolly is to Scotland

    Raven HaggisRaven HaggisMaand geleden
  • Oh mr Bailey! ...oh...

    Rudolf Janse van VuurenRudolf Janse van VuurenMaand geleden
  • His iq must me impressive

    Sean GavinSean Gavin2 maanden geleden
    • Most quality comedians are extremely intelligent.

      Beyond ReceptionBeyond ReceptionMaand geleden
  • This dude looks like a cross between Louis CK and Bobcat Goldthwait

    A Real One.A Real One.2 maanden geleden
    • Dude looks like the fuckin lorax but he's funny as hell😂

      Beyond ReceptionBeyond ReceptionMaand geleden
  • NOT SPOILER: Buy this video and see what happens at the very end!! :D So glad I've seen him live! He's hysterical :D

    AiferappleAiferapple2 maanden geleden
  • I'm learning Mandarin. I can totally relate to this. 😂

    Michelle TMichelle T2 maanden geleden
  • Brilliant! 😂

    Kim SeniorKim Senior3 maanden geleden
  • Have you ever tried laminating a cat? The tail is a bigger to get tucked in

    cymaz100cymaz1003 maanden geleden
  • Most under rated comedian and amazing nature presenter.

    Zodd SonofthorZodd Sonofthor4 maanden geleden
  • "Die forty-four times, thankyou" is pronounced SHI SHI SISHISHSHSHE SHE

    JonJon4 maanden geleden
    • Technically, Si SiShiSiShi, Xie Xie (死四十四时, 谢谢) but I see your point

      jocax188723jocax1887232 maanden geleden
  • 3:06 chinese restaurant joke heavily under appreciated hahah

    JonJon4 maanden geleden
  • As someone who's married to a chinese woman who's parents don't speak any English... Yes, it is very easy to accidentally call your mother a horse.

    Bobafootsy BLANKBobafootsy BLANK4 maanden geleden
  • what's with the two 30 second unskippable ads yt

    EmberEmber4 maanden geleden
  • Karma.

    Paul WythePaul Wythe5 maanden geleden
  • btw if you haven't seen it you gotta watch the end of the show where he shows video evidence that this happened, and you get to see thousands of minds actually explode at one time

    Sgt. Milton OsirisSgt. Milton Osiris5 maanden geleden

      Sgt. Milton OsirisSgt. Milton Osiris5 maanden geleden
  • I'm fucking d e d X_D

    Sgt. Milton OsirisSgt. Milton Osiris5 maanden geleden
  • I picked up a stunned owl once. Took it to a nearby forest and it flew off. Felt very pleased with myself. It was years later that I learned owl's are masssively territorial and releasing such a bird into foreign territory is tantamount to a death sentence.

    japeking1japeking15 maanden geleden
    • Many birds are territorial, but they fight all the time and borders change, so releasing a bird into another's territory won't be a death sentence, it'll just get chased off until it finds a bird it can win against or a vacant bit of land. If it was a death sentence then there's be no way for juvenile birds to find anywhere to live.

      VinkVink2 maanden geleden
    • @japeking1 I think it has to do with the size of the bird, the prey it hunts and the terrain. Large birds can have quite large territories, especially if the terrain holds few prey (per square kilometer). But a smaller bird isn't likely to compete with a massive one so is not competition (although it could be prey).

      LyricalDJLyricalDJ2 maanden geleden
    • @seraphale I might be overdramatising the situation.... I hope so. The bird seemed quite small so we assumed then that it was a juvenile. It was a Ruru ( Morepork ) and they are actually quite small so 40 years later , it might have been an adult. I've no idea how large a territory these birds occupy.... we took it to bush about 300m away from the buildings ( as the owl fliys, about a km in the car ) and when it took off, in amazing silence it waltzed around the thick undergrowth with a grace that suggests it might have been still in its own territory. Still... one of the moments to live for.

      japeking1japeking12 maanden geleden
    • Surely they have homing skills?

      seraphaleseraphale2 maanden geleden
  • There is nothing wrong with exotic Chinese food. That is one of the good things about their culture . We need to be more like them. They are wonderful

    kaz kkkaz kk6 maanden geleden
    • kaz kk no, there is totally nothing wrong with it..... you slept through the last 6 months, right?

      Mat SMat S5 maanden geleden
  • 2:46 "I threw a stone into the pond, the ripples bounced off the bank, they met in the middle in a beautiful helix, a waterbowl and i shared a moment. Anyway, all that being the case, would you mind calling me an ambulance?" LOL!

    PlacidDragonPlacidDragon6 maanden geleden
    • That was gold🤣

      Jade McGuinnessJade McGuinness4 maanden geleden
    • @James A ahh, my apologies. English is a second language to me, i couldn't hear what he said.. waterbowl, waterfowl, etc etc.. i just picked one at random :D

      PlacidDragonPlacidDragon4 maanden geleden
    • Waterbowl doesn’t quite have the same poetry to it as water vole.

      James AJames A4 maanden geleden
  • he look Danis.

    Guttormur ThorfinnssonGuttormur Thorfinnsson6 maanden geleden
  • ' Is this what you do on your holidays beardie? ' 😂😂😂

    history hunter90history hunter906 maanden geleden
  • i quite liked David Bowies later work

    sma smasmasma smasma6 maanden geleden
    • Yes. Although I definitely needed a Nurofen for some of his eighties stuff...two, frankly, for "Never Let Me Down".

      Don't be fatuous, JeffreyDon't be fatuous, Jeffrey5 maanden geleden
  • "you hold the owl's talons with the oven glove and i'll cut the sellotape off with the nail scissors. Now there's not a phrasebook in the world...." thank you Bill for such a glorious flight of fancy. Having just been watching the odious Communications director for the Trump campaign justifying his stupidity and ignorance i needed this. Can't wait 'til you're touring again :- )

    TallinnTadghTallinnTadgh6 maanden geleden
  • to order Chinese food you just have to know "这个", means "this one"

    JayFolipurbaJayFolipurba7 maanden geleden
    • @The Major Maybe they are cheaper without the flu.

      Johnny KavanaughJohnny Kavanaugh2 maanden geleden
    • That's how I order my slaves from the Chinese government. 这个, 这个, 这个, 这个, 这个, 这个, 这个... and of course 这个人妖 the last one is a gift to any corrupt western politicians or celebrities or even priests. I take the trip over to China and go 你好吗,习近平?你有奴隶吗?有多好。我将采取四个男孩,三个女孩和一个人妖。谢谢 Oh the slaves, aren't of Han Chinese Ethnicity, It's mostly Pamiri, because they don't stand out here in the west. Yes this is an obvious joke, because I clearly couldn't afford buying slaves from China. They might have the China Flu. Oh how I love making comments on NLworld.

      The MajorThe Major4 maanden geleden
    • That's interesting how the seconds character actually looks like an arrow

      James BakerJames Baker5 maanden geleden
  • Pure Genius

    HeavyLanderHeavyLander7 maanden geleden
  • Sorry Bill, pictures or it didn't happen

    ILikeThingsItsTrueILikeThingsItsTrue7 maanden geleden
  • ❤❤❤😂😂😂yesyesyes, Bill!! The greatest comedian of all time!!

    Steffen BrixSteffen Brix7 maanden geleden
  • how crazy and correct this clip is

    Adam WhiteAdam White7 maanden geleden
  • I'd panfry or roast a Phoenix, that way you couldn't burn it, would just have to start again

    bennygbennyg7 maanden geleden
    • Boiling could work.

      Don't be fatuous, JeffreyDon't be fatuous, Jeffrey5 maanden geleden
  • Fucking hell that's random

    Peter DonnellPeter Donnell7 maanden geleden
  • No phrasebook huh, I'll need to track down a phrase book my mother once found at a bookstore. It has the most random things in it...such as how to say "May I use your towel to soak up this blood?" It has some legitimate phrases too, but that one stuck out to us and it's an inside joke within the family now. Often we emphasis that we need someone else's towel, we don't want to get ours dirty.

    chibikomehchibikomeh7 maanden geleden
    • I have a phrase book that includes 5 translations of "your father is a hamster & your mother smells of elderberries".

      Isaac HuntIsaac HuntMaand geleden
    • I remember listening to my parents' Berlitz language tape and reading the accompanying book, for tourists' German, as a child. There was a section which may have been euphemistically termed "Socialising". I squirmed with embarrassment as a man throatily intoned in a deep voice, "Do you want to come back to my... hotel?" (Pretty sure the classic "Do you come here often?" was in there as well). Good times.

      Don't be fatuous, JeffreyDon't be fatuous, Jeffrey5 maanden geleden
  • Bat fried rice

    Alex 666Alex 6667 maanden geleden
  • Chinese for "may I have..?" is "GIVE ME..!"

    romancandlefightromancandlefight7 maanden geleden
  • bat

    jack wadsworthjack wadsworth7 maanden geleden
  • 0:55 - 0:58 .... Love it!

    Will ElbourneWill Elbourne7 maanden geleden
  • Simply wonderful!

    ScoobylooScoobyloo7 maanden geleden
  • What happened to the owl ??? I Need to Know !

    Simon AnthonySimon Anthony7 maanden geleden
    • @Dom Morris Tryina make Homey all misty-eyed!

      seraphaleseraphale2 maanden geleden
    • @Dom Morris Tryina make Homey all misty-eyed!

      seraphaleseraphale2 maanden geleden
    • This took a while... Sorry about that. Here is a link to the resolution of the Owl Story.

      Dom MorrisDom Morris4 maanden geleden
    • @Martin Kadlec where do I find the ending?

      christina cchristina c5 maanden geleden
    • Take a look at the whole thing, you will learn all at the end. (Great ending btw)

      Martin KadlecMartin Kadlec7 maanden geleden
  • Is this in London Hyde Park?

    The English NerdThe English Nerd7 maanden geleden
    • Hammersmith Apollo.

      cheekyboy5000cheekyboy50002 maanden geleden
    • No, this was Hammersmith

      Martin KnoxMartin Knox6 maanden geleden
  • Poached phoenix for tea tonite

    druss69 haraddruss69 harad7 maanden geleden
    • Or boiled lorax

      Kevin McNultyKevin McNultyMaand geleden
  • I dealt with Cantonese street traders by just learning the phrase "that, please" and pointing.

    Tim RoweTim Rowe7 maanden geleden
    • @Tim Rowe Cool can you ask her to help explain the difference between two characters for me? As a non-native speaker I never could definitively come up with an answer on my own. What's the difference between these two characters and when/ how do you use them properly? 请 vs 唔该 唔该vs对不起

      nerp27nerp277 maanden geleden
    • nerp27 My wife is Hong Kong Chinese and a native Cantonese speaker. She assures me that the phrase *does* mean "please" and the Chinese do say please, though it's possible I got the Sinographs wrong because when I tried to learn Cantonese they didn't teach us the writing.

      Tim RoweTim Rowe7 maanden geleden
    • @Tim Rowe That doesn't mean that please. Looks like you wrote mmm-goi (trying to phoneticize Cantonese is really hard). The first character is mostly a sound word and the second one is part of the word for should. From what I recall living in Guangzhou China It can be translated into politeness or excuse me or pardon me. That please is usually written like this那个,请 and doesn't make sense in normal grammatical structure. So yeah based on my experience you were pointing at things and saying " politeness"

      nerp27nerp277 maanden geleden
    • @romancandlefight The Cantonese certainly do - 唔 該.

      Tim RoweTim Rowe7 maanden geleden
    • Chinese ppl never say please lol

      romancandlefightromancandlefight7 maanden geleden
  • I feel sad for all the animals on humans menu. That's the reason why I am a vegan.

    WindamorWindamor7 maanden geleden
    • I eat 81lbs of beef each day, and wash it down with some milk

      Kevin McNultyKevin McNultyMaand geleden
    • Well there's a feather in your cap! Now shut up.

      Julie HughesJulie Hughes7 maanden geleden
    • Q. How can you figure out if someone's a vegan? A: no need, they'll tell you soon enough

      bennygbennyg7 maanden geleden
  • Never try to kill an owl by wringing it’s neck.

    Atheist OrphanAtheist Orphan7 maanden geleden
    • @seraphale oh

      Kevin McNultyKevin McNultyMaand geleden
    • @DJ Scottdog It's a joke about their range of motion. All kidding aside, you should know that it's illegal to kill any predatory birds (raptors) in the US.👍🏼

      seraphaleseraphale2 maanden geleden
    • Why

      DJ ScottdogDJ Scottdog2 maanden geleden

    bournemouthisshitbournemouthisshit7 maanden geleden
  • 你用烤箱手套握住猫头鹰的爪子 "you hold the owl's talons with the oven glove" 我用指甲剪把猫头鹰撕掉 "I'll cut the sellotape off the owl with the nail scissors"

    WoowooWoowoo8 maanden geleden
    • @Chris Burn or sticky tape

      Lalita HeymannsLalita HeymannsMaand geleden
    • @John Anon Sellotape isn't like either of those products, it's what North Americans would call Scotch Tape (after the predominant brand). In the UK we call Saran wrap "cling film". In NZ/Aus they call it "Glad Wrap", I think.

      Chris BurnChris Burn5 maanden geleden
    • 是真的

      JayFolipurbaJayFolipurba7 maanden geleden
    • @John Anon Exactly. Bill's one of the best teachers just like Stephen Fry. I'm glad that you found it's interesting.😊

      Silvia FSilvia F7 maanden geleden
    • @Silvia F Cool & I think we need to Boycott Bill because he can make anything interesting and understandable to average person and after googling things like logograms it doesn't seem nearly as complicated or funny, but its certainly interesting. :)

      John AnonJohn Anon7 maanden geleden
  • The NLworld algorithm is making fun of China.

    Hareecio NelsonHareecio Nelson8 maanden geleden
  • Wheres the rest of the @&$@%& story!?

    Greyer ShadeGreyer Shade8 maanden geleden
    • I've kinda screwed up on this thread a little for...reasons... but it just occurred to me I should have addressed this to YOUR OP for the interest of you and, hopefully, others. Hint: stick the clip out til the very end for the "magic". Cheers.

      Don't be fatuous, JeffreyDon't be fatuous, Jeffrey5 maanden geleden
    • @Chi Sam sorry I'm having to post twice to you - for some reason NLworld isn't letting me edit posts rn - but I found something I think you'll appreciate. You may think it's the wrong clip but stick it out til the end. Enjoy.

      Don't be fatuous, JeffreyDon't be fatuous, Jeffrey5 maanden geleden
    • @Chi Sam You're welcome, mate - and thanks for the gracious response

      Don't be fatuous, JeffreyDon't be fatuous, Jeffrey5 maanden geleden
    • @Chi Sam there are literally other people on here who've observed there was more to the story in the routine - I think one of them may have even posted a link? Read other threads, man. And what's with the "yo mama"-level insults? Jesus, buddy. Lighten up.

      Don't be fatuous, JeffreyDon't be fatuous, Jeffrey5 maanden geleden
    • @Chi Sam First of all Karen, you can ASSUME all you'd like. What kind of pathetic person trolls YT looking for people to dump their unctuous hatred on for no reason? You think anyone online cares about your opinions? The people in your own life obviously don't, which is why you're here spewing your toxic negativity to random strangers. Kick rocks. Go do something fun with one of your cats.

      Greyer ShadeGreyer Shade8 maanden geleden
  • “I’m disappointed in your mother’s horse hemp.”

    Tanuki ManTanuki Man8 maanden geleden
  • Bill Bailey's as great as ever, but the subject matter is kind of not so funny now.

    TankUniTankUni8 maanden geleden
    • Do you only find jokes about winter funny in the summer?

      ZzyzzyzzsZzyzzyzzs7 maanden geleden
  • Really? Timing?

    Mark CMark C8 maanden geleden
  • Where's the joke? Sounds about right as far as China is concerned.

    ZamidgeZamidge8 maanden geleden
  • Good on you Bill We love you

    HelmetBlisstaHelmetBlissta8 maanden geleden
  • Mandarin becomes doubly dangerous when you discover the word for 'pen' and the word for 'c**t' are the same...many awkward moments from that one.

    Keeley WheelzKeeley Wheelz8 maanden geleden
    • @Dead Doll Heard of irony?

      Hareecio NelsonHareecio Nelson4 maanden geleden
    • @Hareecio Nelson I don't buy that at all, it's just a weak justification for the gutter-mouthed. You wouldn't call a cop, judge, job interviewer etc that because they certainly wouldn't find it endearing, yet you'd use that term to a best friend? My best friends are better than that and possess a vocabulary beyond four letter expletives.

      Dead DollDead Doll4 maanden geleden
    • @Keeley Wheelz Chinese don't recognise humour when they are the butt of the joke.

      The Butler Did ItThe Butler Did It7 maanden geleden
    • @Chi Sam Thanks for the critique. When your tight 5 at the comedy store gets leaked I'll be sure to give it a like.

      Keeley WheelzKeeley Wheelz7 maanden geleden
    • @Chi Sam Dude, I was just making a joke. Lighten up

      Keeley WheelzKeeley Wheelz8 maanden geleden
  • Brilliant comedy, and I know Bill is a great animal advocate, but I'd just like to say buying the animal isn't the overall best choice as it funds the trade and only helps that individual. Better to notify authorities if illegal! Or, alternatively, promote vegetarianism as different countries view different animals as food, and the best way around that is to consider a none meat diet.

    Ben HarrisBen Harris8 maanden geleden
    • Unfortunately, Chinese authorities would have done nothing as it’s perfectly within the bounds of Chinese law to eat basically anything. Plus his lack of spoken Chinese wouldn’t have helped him there anyway. In addition, he is vegetarian(ish) and does agree with it as a way of life in the UK but, again, it’s a bit pointless in China where any animal is seen as a food option (if you can catch it) and he doesn’t speak the language.

      HerHollynessHerHollyness3 maanden geleden
    • @Ben Harris one can't help but wonder, to which "authorities" should Bill have reported this transgression? The Chinese Food Police? I doubt he would find any useful phrases in the book for that situation, as the restaurant was acting well within the boundaries of Chinese law. Use your head, you smug twit😒

      Jefferson ParsonsJefferson Parsons4 maanden geleden
    • coughcoughsigh unfortunately the best thing to do is to leave the animal there, as buying it reinforces that capturing animals from the wild is profitable. No slight on Bill, it definitely seems like the moral choice. I think the information that it does more damage in the long term isn’t widely enough known, unfortunately

      Ben HarrisBen Harris8 maanden geleden
    • I mean, point taken but I think given the circumstances Bill did the best thing he could do.

      coughcoughsighcoughcoughsigh8 maanden geleden
    • As I said, great joke! Just a common misconception about wildlife markets that I thought it was good to have some info about in the comments 🤙🏼

      Ben HarrisBen Harris8 maanden geleden
  • Timely/10

    Jack TowersJack Towers8 maanden geleden
  • cormorants are actually quite tasty

    Turtle Of DoomTurtle Of Doom8 maanden geleden
  • This was a great sketch

    YellowOnlineYellowOnline8 maanden geleden
    • Definitely. As someone who tried to learn Mandarin at school and dropped it, can so relate haha. Apparently Cantonese is even harder (was chatting about it to my eye doctor, who is Chinese/speaks Cantonese)

      Olivia DalyOlivia Daly18 dagen geleden
    • This wasn't a sketch

      Roman TorteliRoman Torteli6 maanden geleden
    • take a peak at my attempt of a quick comedy skit

      Supervise ThisSupervise This7 maanden geleden
    • Funny for sure

      Supervise ThisSupervise This7 maanden geleden
  • Who else thinks that an ambulance siren should be changed to the coffin dance meme song

    Cameron BranfordCameron Branford8 maanden geleden
  • I think we've all wanted to lamimate a cat once or twice. Am i right boys 😉

    Cameron BranfordCameron Branford8 maanden geleden
    • @Christopher Hynes omg I had forgotten about Hale and Pace! This was great - thankyou. It kinda reminded me of the Monty Python dead parrot sketch...

      Don't be fatuous, JeffreyDon't be fatuous, Jeffrey5 maanden geleden
    • I encountered the odd yappy small dog which could have perhaps benefited from this procedure - or maybe it would have been better applied to the owners...

      Don't be fatuous, JeffreyDon't be fatuous, Jeffrey5 maanden geleden
    • *clap* *clap* lol

      Brian DublidiBrian Dublidi8 maanden geleden
  • Isn't there more to this story???

    Ala AAla A8 maanden geleden
    • @chimericaltwist Where can I see the special ? Thanks.

      Simon AnthonySimon Anthony7 maanden geleden
    • Yes, he really let the owl free, at the end of this show there is a video of it. You don't really expect it to be true but it was.

      chimericaltwistchimericaltwist8 maanden geleden
    • In a more serious answer, he did actually buy the owl. Alive and he did set it free. All true, there is a video clip of the whole thing at the end of the special.

      10Dante410Dante48 maanden geleden
    • Sportacus sounds like an average Thursday for Bill Bailey.

      Rowan AboatRowan Aboat8 maanden geleden
    • Yeah, he ate a live bat, contracted a respiratory illness, hid it from the rest of the world and brought it to Europe and the Americas, killing hundreds of thousands.

      SaintPhoeniixSaintPhoeniix8 maanden geleden
  • Bat soup anyone? It's really tasty and definitely safe!

    xD_TheBurningSky10101xD_TheBurningSky101018 maanden geleden
  • Spoiler they save an owl from a chinese restaurant

    mikel reskallamikel reskalla8 maanden geleden
  • If there were any justice in the world bill would be world famous and a massive billionaire. This set was absolute genius. Danke

    jeremyramonejeremyramone8 maanden geleden
    • Well I live in Canada, he's famous here so I figure that counts as world famous?

      Jamie BarracloughJamie Barraclough23 dagen geleden
    • @Zargon the Magnificent Everyone who have seen Black Books know him, maybe not as a comedian but as an actor. That show is quite known, all over.

      Stefán Atli JakobssonStefán Atli JakobssonMaand geleden
    • @Zargon the Magnificent Well, Norway is just a few oar dipps and a fart in the sail away. But he IS pretty well known across Europe, but as stated somewhere else under the video, he attracks people who LOVE to use their brain and become PART of the story! look at Monty Python. BEAUTIFUL! So much *RUBBISH* is saved by the beautiful wordplay and THAT makes the audience THINK and VOILA! Everything in the joke AND the outlook fits PERFECT and become HYSTERICLY funny. AAAHHHH..... sigh. think about it, *MONTY PYTHON! THE COMEDIANS WHO INVENTED THE SPLATTER AND GORE HORROR MOVIES BY FINGER CHOPPING PIANO LIDS, BITING HEAD OF KNIGHTS RABBIT AND EXPLODING PEOPLE IN RESTAURANTS!* And THAT is perfection.

      Runulfr RauðiRunulfr Rauði2 maanden geleden
    • There isn’t any.

      Johnny KavanaughJohnny Kavanaugh2 maanden geleden
    • @Roberto Fontiglia perfect

      em diarem diar3 maanden geleden
  • Damn what a time to show this section

    NonyornatsNonyornats8 maanden geleden
  • I wonder why this clip was chosen....

    Rasmus n.e.MRasmus n.e.M8 maanden geleden
    • Oh because they’re all big racists.

      Dave FranksDave Franks6 maanden geleden
    • The owl story has got quite famous...

      FindecanorFindecanor8 maanden geleden
    • Who gives a fuck??....just enjoy the ramblings of a modern genius👌

      To many hits For sureTo many hits For sure8 maanden geleden
    • Regardless, content in the video was hilarious. Glad I've seen it now

      MCB3MCB38 maanden geleden
    • @Not Q Fucking hell, you must be fun at parties...

      ollie 1012ollie 10128 maanden geleden