(NO CRABS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS STAND UP CLIP)
Stick a crab in a pint of lager, because when it's drunk it'll walk forwards.
Ricky Gervais recalls the time he tricked a schoolfriend with this made-up fact.
Taken from Ricky Gervais' debut stand up special Animals
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I was that kid
cant do that fly trick, water level would be high enough to drown me
I don't get the crab joke :(
@Hannah oh lol I've never heard that word being used for drunk
Pissed means both drunk and angry. So Ricky meant when a crab is angry it walks straight and the friend thought he meant when a crab got drunk
Doesn’t sound half bad actually Too bad I don’t have a bath tub :(
Oh to be a fly on the wall during Rickys puberty... oh wait.. 😲
nice...
All i have to say about Ricky is "theres no flies on him"! Maybe!!!!
I guarantee you its the man with a head like an orange... Karl Pilkington
the fly one is a Rodney Rude Joke.
Egg magma? 😂
that fly joke was done (in a different way) by Rodney Rude i long time ago. look it up.
@Scotty D Agreed. That would be awesome.
@776badnic Could you imagine going over their house for a BBQ.. What a night that would be !
@Scotty D How interesting I never knew his wife wrote most of the jokes. What a legend! If my wife had even a 3rd of her sense of humour it would be bloody brilliant.
@776badnic Thanks heaps for that ! Fun fact : Most of Rodney Rudes jokes were written by his wife ! How cool would it be to be married to a women with that sense of humor . He is extremely quick witted as well, as you'd already know
@Matěj Polouček here you go nlworld.info/key/video/wK-Gn53Zb4VzeGc
Oh dear, I love this bloke!
This was a Smother's Brothers Joke
The lobster's parents reject the crab as a husband for there daughter because he walks sideways and then gets hammered walks straight ahead and it's all good.
Fat and beardless Ricky is the funniest Ricky
I am beginning to suspect that this "friend" is Ricky himself...
He mentions the friend's name in another special. I think the aforementioned friend is called David Beasley.
ikr😂😂😂😂😂
Ricky is a great Actor and a Genius
Ricky Gervais knocked out all Hollywood at the 2020 Golden Globes
Or mam. Just please.
Please photoshop the wings off. For the love of all that is. Please, sir.
At least the fly in your profile picture still has wings.
You got me for a couple of seconds with that fly.. Well done ! I bet that you get that all of the time...
What did you do to that fly in your pic
Who's here in 2021 thinking a lot of things are starting to make sense.
Good, to see your fly still has it's wings.
😂
All you filthy animals are thinking about it now (:x
When his old school chum tells the same story it was Ricky in the tub I bet.
I'm . . . early?
Real humour!
Never get enough of Ricky Gervais.
You get me
British comedy is so evidently different to American comedy and I love it
We’re smarter than everyone else, that’s why
To be fair there’s nobody quite like our Ricky :-)
It's all the wit.
:3
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